OMG you guys I got my very first piece of blog hate mail!!! Oh this is too good. You know it was written by some 14 year old pre-pubescent fucktard loser with nothing else to do with his time that try to talk shit to a complete stranger whose blog he happened to stumble upon while searching for the latest episode of Naruto...
Jay########@hotmail.com:
Hey Fagit (omg if you're gonna insult me, at least spell correctly) Ur blog sux my leff nut, wich ud prolly like cuz ur a fagit (<--- again?) I bet everyone (<-- wow a big word that he spelled correctly! Gold Star Jay, Gold Star) who reads ur blog is prolly gay and stupid. U think ur so funny, nun of yur shit makes cents anywayz so shut the fuck up, ur dum. (<---this is how you type, and I'M dumb?? yeah okay Junior)
Well Hooray for you Jay, you have accomplished nothing more than making yourself look like a window licking fuck tard. Congratulations.
Readers: Jay is the perfect example of what can happen when you drink while pregnant. What Jay fails to realize is that he read my blog...he is therefor, by his own logic, "gay and stupid" and for the record, I like full sized adult man cock in my mouth, not your raisonette sized, Down's Syndrome Jay Nut. Could anyone get their mouth on your balls? Have your balls even dropped yet? I would venture to guess, no, they probably haven't. However, if you really are curious about how the quality of my nut-sucking skills, just ask your Dad.
My question is, how old is Jay? If he is any older than 14, then he needs to be in special ed...with a tutor, because the way he types is an abomination to the English language. If he is 14...then someone tell his mother to stop drinking during her pregnancies...oh and see if there isn't a way to do a "really late term" abortion on Jay. he is going to do nothing more than make the United States look even more simple and country than it already does. Thanks Bible Belt!
On a lighter note, I saw a video today online of a kid who was trying to rap, get punched in the face by his sister because he sucked so bad....the boys name was Jay... I like to think that Jay, and my hate mail Jay are the same Jay. Cuz they both deserve to be punched in the face....by a girl.
I have one last thing to add...a personal message to Jay.
Jay... for the love of GOD, learn to spell, get a life, and die in a fire. OH and if you thought I wasn't going to post your dumb ass message on my blog for the readers to enjoy, you really truly are as stupid as you sound.
oh..and its "faggot" you stupid inbred dickless white trash fuck.
October 28, 2010
So Many Paths to Choose from...
With every day that passes I keep thinking about different ways to get back to the comfortable level of living to which I had become accustomed. No this does not mean oppulence or fancy things... but to be able to pay my bills, without stressing out to the point of vomit. I have been thinking about Bankruptcy, buying a really cheap 2000 dollar used car and letting them repo my current car so that I wouldnt have a car payment anymore, I tried to find a cheaper place to rent, but sadly, without roommates, the cheapest I could find was $25 more than I am paying now. Even though I am frustrated and unhappy where I live, and the situation, I guess Im just gonna have to deal with it. Im going to have to revert back to the days when you lived with someone but didnt share food, didnt share anything because one person inevitably gets taken advantage of, and its always me. I can not afford to buy food for two people, so that is now ending, my food will be put in a little cupboard in my room, cuz it gets eaten and doesnt get replaced or paid for. I might be able to afford to move into a new place after a 6 months or so, depending on the situation with money. We will see.
I might be able to keep my car and my payment if I use the financial aid money to pay my payment every month/.... I dont know, but I know this much, SOMETHING needs to change, and I need to choose a path and stick to it. I just need to make that decision....but which one to choose????????
October 27, 2010
Filthy Brown Mood Ring
okay I am unhappy right now. My body hurts (stupid hidradenitis supperative) and Im freaking out cuz I think I have a bladder infection or kidney stone...cuz there's blood in my urine....great. How about my cancer returns? OH or maybe I would get shot in the fucking head...that would work too. Ya know, when I had medical insurance, I didn't have this many problems... now that I dont, its alllll coming out. Typical.
Im pissed. This sucks. I can't afford a doctor, I cant afford the bills from the ER... im fucked. I hate this shit, i go to a clinic or an ER and its just ruining my credit because I can't pay for any of it. So what do I do? suffer, thats what.
f my life.
ALSO... a message for big people. I am one of you, I get it....but I am self aware... if you stop your fat ass past my desk and you make the floor shake....maybe you should learn to TREAD LIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!! I walk softly...I dont make monitors in the office shake when I walk by them...what the fuck is your fat ass problem... its not cute, its not pleasant, and its irritating everything time you trot your fat ass past my desk!! Im fat, I dont have this effect on people....WTF
Im pissed. This sucks. I can't afford a doctor, I cant afford the bills from the ER... im fucked. I hate this shit, i go to a clinic or an ER and its just ruining my credit because I can't pay for any of it. So what do I do? suffer, thats what.
f my life.
ALSO... a message for big people. I am one of you, I get it....but I am self aware... if you stop your fat ass past my desk and you make the floor shake....maybe you should learn to TREAD LIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!! I walk softly...I dont make monitors in the office shake when I walk by them...what the fuck is your fat ass problem... its not cute, its not pleasant, and its irritating everything time you trot your fat ass past my desk!! Im fat, I dont have this effect on people....WTF
October 26, 2010
A change would do you good.
Ya know, I am sick to death of always being the one to handle everything. I'm always the one worrying about whats gonna happen and stressing over how its gonnna get paid and making sure everything is taken care of... and others just glide through life being unconcerned. WHY AM I DOING THIS?!?!?!?! This is bullshit.
I love my roommate to death, and I want to keep her as a close friend... but I think we need to part ways as far as living together. I do everything. I make sure the bills are paid, and she pays me her half whenever its convenient for her, and even then its not in full. Im sick of this shit. Im sick of buying food, and finding that its been eaten, yet not replaced or paid for. Im done. DONE. I've been searching craigslist for studio apartments around the same price as what Im paying so that I can move out. I cant deal with this stress anymore. If Im gonna stress its gonna be over my own shit, not "our" shit. Im over her dog pissing all over the house! Im over her letting her friends and their dogs (that piss all over the house) just crash whenever, and she doesnt ask me if Im cool with it...she just TELLS me. Im not her parent, and Im not dealing with this anymore. Im fuckin over it, Im stressed out, and Im tired of it. I just cancelled my netflix, the one I've been paying for that she has been using...and never pitched in to help pay for. CANCELLED. Im having the cable TV shut off, just gonna have internet... if she wants TV she can pay for it. Im not stressing over this anymore. Im going to have my name taken off of the utilities that we share, because Im not having my credit ruined because she doesnt care about paying her utilities on time.
There is a problem, I paid 2/3 of our move in deposit, and since her dog ruined the carpet, Im not having MY DEPOSIT deducted because of HER dog...so when I move out, she is gonna have to liquidate her CD's or tap into her savings or whatever, but she is gonna have to give me my part of the deposit when I move out. And if she thinks I wont get a lawyer involved, she is trippin. I don't fuck around when it comes to money.
God damnit I hate that this has happened!! I know this is going to go badly. I just know it.
I love my roommate to death, and I want to keep her as a close friend... but I think we need to part ways as far as living together. I do everything. I make sure the bills are paid, and she pays me her half whenever its convenient for her, and even then its not in full. Im sick of this shit. Im sick of buying food, and finding that its been eaten, yet not replaced or paid for. Im done. DONE. I've been searching craigslist for studio apartments around the same price as what Im paying so that I can move out. I cant deal with this stress anymore. If Im gonna stress its gonna be over my own shit, not "our" shit. Im over her dog pissing all over the house! Im over her letting her friends and their dogs (that piss all over the house) just crash whenever, and she doesnt ask me if Im cool with it...she just TELLS me. Im not her parent, and Im not dealing with this anymore. Im fuckin over it, Im stressed out, and Im tired of it. I just cancelled my netflix, the one I've been paying for that she has been using...and never pitched in to help pay for. CANCELLED. Im having the cable TV shut off, just gonna have internet... if she wants TV she can pay for it. Im not stressing over this anymore. Im going to have my name taken off of the utilities that we share, because Im not having my credit ruined because she doesnt care about paying her utilities on time.
There is a problem, I paid 2/3 of our move in deposit, and since her dog ruined the carpet, Im not having MY DEPOSIT deducted because of HER dog...so when I move out, she is gonna have to liquidate her CD's or tap into her savings or whatever, but she is gonna have to give me my part of the deposit when I move out. And if she thinks I wont get a lawyer involved, she is trippin. I don't fuck around when it comes to money.
God damnit I hate that this has happened!! I know this is going to go badly. I just know it.
October 25, 2010
Viva La Musica
Thanks to my dear friend Drew, I now have new music to share. YAY
Including an artist I had never heard of!!! I LOVE finding new awesome artists!!!
Here's the list for all you lover's of POP MUSIC!!!
(some of these songs have been on previous lists, but some of these are remixes or different versions featuring another artist or whatever.)
Taio Cruz (Feat. Jennifer Lopez) - Dynamite
KE$HA - We R Who We R
Kristine Elezaj - Warpath
- Let You Know
- D.N.A (Dance the Night Away)
- Rockstar
There is one more... DJ Earworm... this guy takes the top 25 songs of the year, and does a mash up of all of them, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! I have 2009, 2008, and 2007.
All this and more are on youtube for your listening enjoyment!!
MUSIC = HAPPINESS
QUIT YOUR JOB. MAKE MUSIC.
Including an artist I had never heard of!!! I LOVE finding new awesome artists!!!
Here's the list for all you lover's of POP MUSIC!!!
(some of these songs have been on previous lists, but some of these are remixes or different versions featuring another artist or whatever.)
Taio Cruz (Feat. Jennifer Lopez) - Dynamite
KE$HA - We R Who We R
Kristine Elezaj - Warpath
- Let You Know
- D.N.A (Dance the Night Away)
- Rockstar
There is one more... DJ Earworm... this guy takes the top 25 songs of the year, and does a mash up of all of them, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! I have 2009, 2008, and 2007.
All this and more are on youtube for your listening enjoyment!!
MUSIC = HAPPINESS
QUIT YOUR JOB. MAKE MUSIC.
October 22, 2010
Isn't there an IQ test to get into the Police Academy?
So,l I was 25 minutes late to work because I got pulled over by some idiot cop in Santee, CA. This boob pulls me over, and then sits in his car FOR TEN MINUTES…finally I get out of my car and look at my wrist like I have a watch on and say “ HELLO????? TODAY PLEASE” (my dad was a cop so I am not intimidated by cops in any way shape or form) so finally he comes up to my car, and starts lecturing me…
Cop: “Sir, I don’t know who you think you are, but no one is above responsibility when it comes to driving.”
Me: “…..What?”
Cop: “You might think you are above the law, or that you can escape your responsibilities, but not on my watch pal.”
Me: “…What??? Are you serious? Why did you pull me over? Am I being punked??" *looks around for cameras*
Cop: “I should haul you in right now, hit and run a serious offense, what were you thinking?”
Me: “Okay….. I don’t know who you think youre talking too, but I haven’t been in an accident, I didn’t hit and run from anyone, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Cop: “Just give me your License, Registration, Proof if Insurance and STAY IN THE CAR”
Me: “…..ok?”
At this point Im getting ready to post on facebook that some crazy boob in a uniform may kill me and I end up missing, this is the last place I was seen alive…. Then 5 minutes later he comes back to my window…
Cop / Boob: “What kind of car is this?”
Me: “….you have my information in your hand…. It’s a Honda Accord”
Cop/ Boob: “Oh… my apologies sir, we’re looking for a black Nissan Altima, here’s your paperwork and license, have a nice day.”
Me: “………..*blink*…………………WWWHHHAAAAATTTTT??? ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
I started the car and hit the gas so hard my tires spun and I was off. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so mad.
If you are going to work as a traffic officer, LEARN THE CARS AROUND YOU ON THE ROAD. Also, PLEASE HAVE ENOUGH INTELLEGENCE TO KNOW: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN ALTIMA... WHEN YOU WALK UP TO A CAR THAT SAYS "ACCORD" ON THE BACK....YOU HAVE THE WRONG CAR. STUPID. Now I gotta cut my lunch short because that fucktard made me late to work. He ruined my friday right from the start.... I hope he dies in a fire! GRRRRRRRRRRR SO ANGRY
Cop: “Sir, I don’t know who you think you are, but no one is above responsibility when it comes to driving.”
Me: “…..What?”
Cop: “You might think you are above the law, or that you can escape your responsibilities, but not on my watch pal.”
Me: “…What??? Are you serious? Why did you pull me over? Am I being punked??" *looks around for cameras*
Cop: “I should haul you in right now, hit and run a serious offense, what were you thinking?”
Me: “Okay….. I don’t know who you think youre talking too, but I haven’t been in an accident, I didn’t hit and run from anyone, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Cop: “Just give me your License, Registration, Proof if Insurance and STAY IN THE CAR”
Me: “…..ok?”
At this point Im getting ready to post on facebook that some crazy boob in a uniform may kill me and I end up missing, this is the last place I was seen alive…. Then 5 minutes later he comes back to my window…
Cop / Boob: “What kind of car is this?”
Me: “….you have my information in your hand…. It’s a Honda Accord”
Cop/ Boob: “Oh… my apologies sir, we’re looking for a black Nissan Altima, here’s your paperwork and license, have a nice day.”
Me: “………..*blink*…………………WWWHHHAAAAATTTTT??? ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
I started the car and hit the gas so hard my tires spun and I was off. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so mad.
If you are going to work as a traffic officer, LEARN THE CARS AROUND YOU ON THE ROAD. Also, PLEASE HAVE ENOUGH INTELLEGENCE TO KNOW: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN ALTIMA... WHEN YOU WALK UP TO A CAR THAT SAYS "ACCORD" ON THE BACK....YOU HAVE THE WRONG CAR. STUPID. Now I gotta cut my lunch short because that fucktard made me late to work. He ruined my friday right from the start.... I hope he dies in a fire! GRRRRRRRRRRR SO ANGRY
October 21, 2010
ummm
okay if you have to say "um" more than once in a sentence... hell, more than once in ever 3 or 4 sentences...you should not speak...ever.
That is all.
That is all.
October 20, 2010
Insanity
Okay, who told you that being a bitch is going to get you what you want?
ATTENTION WORLD, NO MATTER HOW FRUSTRATING IT MIGHT BE, DONT BE RUDE TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. EVEN IF THEY ARE IN INDIA BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING WHAT THEY ARE TOLD TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY, ITS NOT ABOUT YOU, THEY ARENT BEING SHITTY TO YOU BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE YOU....
STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE PHONE. BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALL, YELLING AND SCREAMING AND DEMANDING THINGS...GUESS WHAT.... THATS WHY THEY KEEP DRAGGING THIS ON AND WHY THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE RUN AROUND, BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING DICK HEAD TO THE REPS ON THE PHONE.
I dont understand why it is that people dont understand this.... If someone asked you for a favor, or asked you to do something for them or give them something, and they werent polite, or nice, or e ven pleasent...would you help them?ld you give them anything? HELL no the fuck you wouldnt! Dont be rude to ME when you need MY HELP. Cuz Im the kind of bitch that will leave you hanging, fucking up your files, risking YOUR job...because you were rude.
Don't fuck with cooks, wait-staff, maids, butlers, customer service, desk clerks, or anyone in the service sector, because we can fuck up your world in ways you dont even know about.
BE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH COURTESY YOU FUCKS!
ATTENTION WORLD, NO MATTER HOW FRUSTRATING IT MIGHT BE, DONT BE RUDE TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. EVEN IF THEY ARE IN INDIA BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING WHAT THEY ARE TOLD TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY, ITS NOT ABOUT YOU, THEY ARENT BEING SHITTY TO YOU BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE YOU....
STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE PHONE. BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALL, YELLING AND SCREAMING AND DEMANDING THINGS...GUESS WHAT.... THATS WHY THEY KEEP DRAGGING THIS ON AND WHY THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE RUN AROUND, BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING DICK HEAD TO THE REPS ON THE PHONE.
I dont understand why it is that people dont understand this.... If someone asked you for a favor, or asked you to do something for them or give them something, and they werent polite, or nice, or e ven pleasent...would you help them?ld you give them anything? HELL no the fuck you wouldnt! Dont be rude to ME when you need MY HELP. Cuz Im the kind of bitch that will leave you hanging, fucking up your files, risking YOUR job...because you were rude.
Don't fuck with cooks, wait-staff, maids, butlers, customer service, desk clerks, or anyone in the service sector, because we can fuck up your world in ways you dont even know about.
BE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH COURTESY YOU FUCKS!
October 19, 2010
Cars I LOVE
So I am bored at work so Im going to switch gears here... I have posted twice about the ugliest and most I see on the road.... well here is the opposite.
These are my most favorite cars on the road, this is my top ten... #1 being my absolute favorite dream car!!
10. 2011 Chevy Cruze
9. 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee
8. 2010 Toyota Prius
7. 2011 Kia Sportage
6. 2011 Honda Accord Coupe
5. Mazda CX7
4. Volkswagen Tiguan
3. 2011 Volkswagen Jetta
2. BMW 3-Series
and number 1... my baby, my ultimate dream vehicle...I want it so bad I can taste it.
2011 Volvo XC60
well those are my favorite cars. If any of you out there win the lottery or inherit boat loads of cash...and feel generous... #1 will make my whole world a happy place!!!
These are my most favorite cars on the road, this is my top ten... #1 being my absolute favorite dream car!!
10. 2011 Chevy Cruze
9. 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee
8. 2010 Toyota Prius
7. 2011 Kia Sportage
6. 2011 Honda Accord Coupe
5. Mazda CX7
4. Volkswagen Tiguan
3. 2011 Volkswagen Jetta
2. BMW 3-Series
and number 1... my baby, my ultimate dream vehicle...I want it so bad I can taste it.
2011 Volvo XC60
well those are my favorite cars. If any of you out there win the lottery or inherit boat loads of cash...and feel generous... #1 will make my whole world a happy place!!!
Irritating
Okay so I don't know what some people's parents taught them, but no, it is NOT funny when you spill your drink on me.
This bitch at starbucks is walking out the door while looking at her friend BEHIND HER not even paying attention and she bumps into me and spills her tea on my pants. Instead of saying excuse me or "oh no Im so sorry" no she looks at her cup, my pants, and my face and starts laughing.
oh. no. she. didnt.
Then she tries to just walk away...oh no. I turned and this is the conversation that followed:
Me: uh, hello? you're just gonna walk away? not say anything??"
tea-bitch: what should I say? you bumped into me, and got spilled on. sorry."
Me: are you fucking serious? you stupid bitch i was holding the door FOR YOU... you were too busy with your chicken-head twisted around talkin to your little friend there, you weren't even looking where you were going, and YOU bumped into ME spilling YOUR tea on MY pants.
tea-bitch: ex-cuuuse me? who do you think you're calling a bitch?
Me: Uh..lemme think..hmm... YOU BITCH.
tea-bitch: Whatever. it happened, get over it.
(this is where I reached forward, and in an upward swinging motion, hit her cup out of her hand and it spilled all over her little white dress and blue leggings)
Me: Well guess what...THAT just happened bitch, get over it.
and I walked into starbucks to order my pumpkin spice latte. What the hell is wrong with people? has no one ever heard of courtesy? Humility? Watching where they are going? What a twat face! Sometimes I hate people, but if it wasn't for stupid bitches like her, I wouldn't have the stories to tell on my blog! So Thank you stupid tea-spilling bitch who wears ugly white thrift store dresses with blue leggings in Poway, for being a huge bitch deserving of my payback and for giving me something to tell other people!
Next time, watch where the fuck youre walking, bitch.
This bitch at starbucks is walking out the door while looking at her friend BEHIND HER not even paying attention and she bumps into me and spills her tea on my pants. Instead of saying excuse me or "oh no Im so sorry" no she looks at her cup, my pants, and my face and starts laughing.
oh. no. she. didnt.
Then she tries to just walk away...oh no. I turned and this is the conversation that followed:
Me: uh, hello? you're just gonna walk away? not say anything??"
tea-bitch: what should I say? you bumped into me, and got spilled on. sorry."
Me: are you fucking serious? you stupid bitch i was holding the door FOR YOU... you were too busy with your chicken-head twisted around talkin to your little friend there, you weren't even looking where you were going, and YOU bumped into ME spilling YOUR tea on MY pants.
tea-bitch: ex-cuuuse me? who do you think you're calling a bitch?
Me: Uh..lemme think..hmm... YOU BITCH.
tea-bitch: Whatever. it happened, get over it.
(this is where I reached forward, and in an upward swinging motion, hit her cup out of her hand and it spilled all over her little white dress and blue leggings)
Me: Well guess what...THAT just happened bitch, get over it.
and I walked into starbucks to order my pumpkin spice latte. What the hell is wrong with people? has no one ever heard of courtesy? Humility? Watching where they are going? What a twat face! Sometimes I hate people, but if it wasn't for stupid bitches like her, I wouldn't have the stories to tell on my blog! So Thank you stupid tea-spilling bitch who wears ugly white thrift store dresses with blue leggings in Poway, for being a huge bitch deserving of my payback and for giving me something to tell other people!
Next time, watch where the fuck youre walking, bitch.
October 18, 2010
Ugly Car Report.
WTF are these automaker's thinking??? These cars or freaking atrocious!!! I wish I could make them all go away, they are offensive to my vision and disturb my world!
hahaha
anyway here ya go:
Lincoln MKT
2011 Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Juke (shouldve been named Joke.....mmmmppp....sorry I almost vomited when i found the picture...)
Pontiak Aztek (thankfully no longer in production)
Nissan Cube
Chevy SSR
Toyota Venza (a name as stupid as the designer who made this ugly car.)
Chrysler Sebring
Nissan Murano (Dear Nissan...thats three.... fix this problem.
2009 Acura TL
(this one really pissed me off because the TL prior to this vehicular design abortion, was so sexy and one of my favorite cars on the road:
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BUILT BY HUMMER
2009 Merecedes Benz G Class
Subaru B9 Tribeca
Whatever the hell its called...The fucking Porsche SEDAN
Ford Flex
Before I go onto this next fugly design I have to say... I love Honda. I am a die hard Honda Fan... but there is no excuse for this. I like the EXTERIOR of the new Civic.
However the INTERIOR...is fucking retarded and looks oblong and stupid. The "two story" dash/instrument panel is useless wasted space and stupid looking, if youre going to have a digital speedometer, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN ANALOG TACHOMETER THATS LIKE 4 TIMES AS BIG BELOW IT???? THATS JUST STUPID....
HONDA CIVIC INTERIOR
EEEEWWWW THE BUICK RENDEZVOUS
The Chrysler Pacifica
Interior I think it far uglier than than the exterior, but they are both disguting. I have also learned that Pacifica's are only bought by smug fools who think they know more than they do. These tacky classless tools think they own SUV's on a budget...no bitch, you own a piece of shit chrysler van with a long hood... its ugly, youre ugly, and you bought a poorly made pile of american crap. Chrysler needs to be gone. The 300 is their ONLY good car.
Pacifica interior
Pacifica Exterior
I'm sorry if these photos were offensive to you, or made you vomit.
My next post will be of the beautiful cars that I LOVE....
hahaha
anyway here ya go:
Lincoln MKT
2011 Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Juke (shouldve been named Joke.....mmmmppp....sorry I almost vomited when i found the picture...)
Pontiak Aztek (thankfully no longer in production)
Nissan Cube
Chevy SSR
Toyota Venza (a name as stupid as the designer who made this ugly car.)
Chrysler Sebring
Nissan Murano (Dear Nissan...thats three.... fix this problem.
2009 Acura TL
(this one really pissed me off because the TL prior to this vehicular design abortion, was so sexy and one of my favorite cars on the road:
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BUILT BY HUMMER
2009 Merecedes Benz G Class
Subaru B9 Tribeca
Whatever the hell its called...The fucking Porsche SEDAN
Ford Flex
Before I go onto this next fugly design I have to say... I love Honda. I am a die hard Honda Fan... but there is no excuse for this. I like the EXTERIOR of the new Civic.
However the INTERIOR...is fucking retarded and looks oblong and stupid. The "two story" dash/instrument panel is useless wasted space and stupid looking, if youre going to have a digital speedometer, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN ANALOG TACHOMETER THATS LIKE 4 TIMES AS BIG BELOW IT???? THATS JUST STUPID....
HONDA CIVIC INTERIOR
EEEEWWWW THE BUICK RENDEZVOUS
The Chrysler Pacifica
Interior I think it far uglier than than the exterior, but they are both disguting. I have also learned that Pacifica's are only bought by smug fools who think they know more than they do. These tacky classless tools think they own SUV's on a budget...no bitch, you own a piece of shit chrysler van with a long hood... its ugly, youre ugly, and you bought a poorly made pile of american crap. Chrysler needs to be gone. The 300 is their ONLY good car.
Pacifica interior
Pacifica Exterior
I'm sorry if these photos were offensive to you, or made you vomit.
My next post will be of the beautiful cars that I LOVE....
FINALLY!!! SOME GOOD NEWS!!!
This isnt anything to do with the world changing, but it will change my world...which, let's face it, is all I give a shit about. My boss just emailed me to let me know that even though overtime is only approved for perminant employees...the higher-ups have been so impressed by me (cuz I'm awesome) that I am the only temp in the Poway Branch that they are approving to work overtime!!!! Not only can I work overtime, I can do as much overtime as I can stand!!!! So if I wanted to work 10am friday to 10 am saturday...guess what...I CAN DO IT!!! Now, Im not gonna do that cuz thats crazy insane loco nonesense...BUT I have the power to decide when I want to do overtime, and how much overtime I want to do.
Happy days are here again. My social life in San Diego is pretty minimal...so that allows me time put in more hours at work and not feel like Im losing anything, or missing anything.
This is a HUGE relief because I actually havent made my car payment this month and wasnt going to because I needed the money to pay other bills... so NOW, it shouldnt be a problem. It will get paid late, but it will get paid. Hell yes. I feel so blessed right now, my Google account is growing Thanks to all of you lovely people who click my ads, My mommy who loves me gave me some money this weekend when I was up to see her, my roommate is about to pay me the money she owes me, AND Im getting overtime, in a couple weeks, my fatty financial aid check should be arriving!! I have hope again!!
I have this whole savings plan... Im gonna put most if not all of my financial aid money (which comes roughly every 4 months) into a savings account, and Im going to do everything in my power not to touch that money, then, within the next two years, I am going to move to Seattle. OR is I decide I dont want to move...maybe Ill pay off my car or get a new one....whatever its savings!!! and that's the important part.
This is all up in the air, but I think that I am set on Seattle. I want to live in the rain, where its lush and green yet still a beautiful city, with ferrys and forrests and Canada nearby and Portland only a few hours away....I think it would be SO awesome to start over...again, in a new city...again.
Im so excited.
Happy days are here again. My social life in San Diego is pretty minimal...so that allows me time put in more hours at work and not feel like Im losing anything, or missing anything.
This is a HUGE relief because I actually havent made my car payment this month and wasnt going to because I needed the money to pay other bills... so NOW, it shouldnt be a problem. It will get paid late, but it will get paid. Hell yes. I feel so blessed right now, my Google account is growing Thanks to all of you lovely people who click my ads, My mommy who loves me gave me some money this weekend when I was up to see her, my roommate is about to pay me the money she owes me, AND Im getting overtime, in a couple weeks, my fatty financial aid check should be arriving!! I have hope again!!
I have this whole savings plan... Im gonna put most if not all of my financial aid money (which comes roughly every 4 months) into a savings account, and Im going to do everything in my power not to touch that money, then, within the next two years, I am going to move to Seattle. OR is I decide I dont want to move...maybe Ill pay off my car or get a new one....whatever its savings!!! and that's the important part.
This is all up in the air, but I think that I am set on Seattle. I want to live in the rain, where its lush and green yet still a beautiful city, with ferrys and forrests and Canada nearby and Portland only a few hours away....I think it would be SO awesome to start over...again, in a new city...again.
Im so excited.
October 15, 2010
Thank You
I wanted to post a quick thank you to all of you supportive and wonderful people who have been clicking the ads for me. My balance has jumped from $12.98 to $65.42 in just two weeks. I cannot tell you how much this means to me. Please keep it up! I know its tedious but you are helping a friend. :-)
If I ever become one of those 6 fixure bloggers who make tens of thousands of dollars a month from goodle adsense, trust me, I will be kickin down to you all. Dinners out, gifts, the possibilities are endless. I always make sure the people who help me know that they are appreciated. If that means blow-jobs then so be it. hahahaha I kid I kid.
Love you all!!!
If I ever become one of those 6 fixure bloggers who make tens of thousands of dollars a month from goodle adsense, trust me, I will be kickin down to you all. Dinners out, gifts, the possibilities are endless. I always make sure the people who help me know that they are appreciated. If that means blow-jobs then so be it. hahahaha I kid I kid.
Love you all!!!
Playlist Time!
Here is what Im grooving to in my car and on my iPhone and iPod:
Selena Gomez - A Year Without Rain
Rihanna - Only Girl
Robyn - Indestructable
Usher - DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again
Taio Cruz - Dynamite
Ida Maria - Oh My God
P!NK - Raise Your Glasses
Britney Spears - So Many Boys
Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
Ke$ha - Blah Blah Blah
Glee Cast - One of Us
Imani Coppola - Legend of a Cowgirl
Check them out, they are all on youtube.
VIVA LA MUSIC!!!
Selena Gomez - A Year Without Rain
Rihanna - Only Girl
Robyn - Indestructable
Usher - DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again
Taio Cruz - Dynamite
Ida Maria - Oh My God
P!NK - Raise Your Glasses
Britney Spears - So Many Boys
Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
Ke$ha - Blah Blah Blah
Glee Cast - One of Us
Imani Coppola - Legend of a Cowgirl
Check them out, they are all on youtube.
VIVA LA MUSIC!!!
October 8, 2010
Tough Decisions...
Well here is where my life stands at the moment:
I make 4 dollars less an hour now than I did before I moved to San Diego. I am suffering. SO, I have rent (I cant afford to move), Iutilities (need electricity and water) a car payment, car insurance, cell phone (have no other form of communication like a land line...so I need my phone) and food and stuff...
I think I am going to have to surrender my car. :-( I have worked SO HARD for the past ten years to correct the mistakes I made when I was young with my credit...and now that Ive gotten my first real credit card, Ive had a car loan in good standing never missing a payment in two years... now I face having to fuck it all up, because I can't find a job that pays enough money. This is fucking cruel. Its like no matter how hard I try, Im doomed to fail. I never thought I would be such a huge failure, but apparently, that's my destiny.
My financial aid check is probably about 6 weeks out, I cant seem to find a second job because of the one full time job I already have, and the demands of school... so either I quit school (again) and work two jobs, or I figure out how to reduce my bills. Cant lower rent or car payment...Ive changed insurance companies twice to just to get lower rates, it doesnt get lower than what I have... yes I can change from the iPhone plan...BUT I paid a deposit with AT&T and dont get it back until I hit the one year mark, which is in December, then I can get that money back...so until then Im not losing out on that money....so Im stuck with my 90 dollar cell phone bill...
Im going to shut off my cable, and keep just the internet, cuz I need it for school... but frankly, Im fucked. I am fucked. I feel like giving up right now, throwing my hands in the air, and waiting for my life to fall apart around me. Take the car, evict me, Ill live on the streets until I die. But then everyone in my life will hate me and be disappointed and god forbid I let anyone down... ugh Im so sick of always having it hard. I'm sick of having to take the long way and the rough road, and I dont give a fuck if it builds character...MY CHARACTER IS BUILT...WHERE IS THE EASY ROAD?!?!?!?!!? I see so many ass hold douchebags who just get to breeze through life...and I have to bust my ass...just to fail. I dont get success, I get hardship and strife and failure. WTF????? I dont get it. What have I done in my 30 years on this planet to cause such horrible Karma!?!?!?!?!?
So it looks like the only way Im going to be able to save myself, without screwing anyone over... is that Im going to have to ruin my credit, once again, and give up my car. Let them come repossess it, slap it on my credit, and fuck me for the rest of my life. I cant even file bankruptcy... all my debt is is my car loan, and one credit card...with a 300 limit. The rest is just medical bills from forever ago from the many times Ive had to go to the ER for Hidradenitis Suppurativa related issues... I dont think thats enough to qualify for bankruptcy. Plus wouldn't I lose my car anyway?? I dunno... either way it wouldnt really help.
My mom has two cars, her new Smart Car...and her 1990 Nissan truck. I may have to talk to her about borrowing the truck indefinitely, and giving up my beloved Honda Accord, until I can save a few thousand dollars to just buy a car outright, and give up my dream of having a nice car.
Looks like Im gonna have to give up on a lot of dreams. Like my dream of owning a laundrymat. See, if I have to ruin what good credit I have by giving up my car, I wont ever be able to get a business loan to buy the laudry mat.
Honestly, I dont know why I bother dreaming at all. It really seems like no matter what I do, Im never going to ever be more than I am now, or have more than I have now. Some people are destined to do great things, some people are destined to be poor & struggling... I guess that's my destiny. The only hope I have left of having a better life is being lucky enough to have a good man with a good income fall in love with me and marry me. Since my luck is always shitty...I highly doubt thats gonna happen.
Im sorry I know this is a shitty post and that Im being super emo...and a lot of people would say "it's just a car, get over it" and I understand that, but I have always had a thing with my car...I Dont know what it is...its like the only good thing Ive been able to accomplish in my life, and having to give it up...its like admitting Im a failure... maybe I am and maybe I should just accept it. Give up hope, give up dreams, and settle into my less than mediocre existence... cuz this is probably as good as it gets.
It's days like this that make me wish all those times I "cheated death"... that death won.
I make 4 dollars less an hour now than I did before I moved to San Diego. I am suffering. SO, I have rent (I cant afford to move), Iutilities (need electricity and water) a car payment, car insurance, cell phone (have no other form of communication like a land line...so I need my phone) and food and stuff...
I think I am going to have to surrender my car. :-( I have worked SO HARD for the past ten years to correct the mistakes I made when I was young with my credit...and now that Ive gotten my first real credit card, Ive had a car loan in good standing never missing a payment in two years... now I face having to fuck it all up, because I can't find a job that pays enough money. This is fucking cruel. Its like no matter how hard I try, Im doomed to fail. I never thought I would be such a huge failure, but apparently, that's my destiny.
My financial aid check is probably about 6 weeks out, I cant seem to find a second job because of the one full time job I already have, and the demands of school... so either I quit school (again) and work two jobs, or I figure out how to reduce my bills. Cant lower rent or car payment...Ive changed insurance companies twice to just to get lower rates, it doesnt get lower than what I have... yes I can change from the iPhone plan...BUT I paid a deposit with AT&T and dont get it back until I hit the one year mark, which is in December, then I can get that money back...so until then Im not losing out on that money....so Im stuck with my 90 dollar cell phone bill...
Im going to shut off my cable, and keep just the internet, cuz I need it for school... but frankly, Im fucked. I am fucked. I feel like giving up right now, throwing my hands in the air, and waiting for my life to fall apart around me. Take the car, evict me, Ill live on the streets until I die. But then everyone in my life will hate me and be disappointed and god forbid I let anyone down... ugh Im so sick of always having it hard. I'm sick of having to take the long way and the rough road, and I dont give a fuck if it builds character...MY CHARACTER IS BUILT...WHERE IS THE EASY ROAD?!?!?!?!!? I see so many ass hold douchebags who just get to breeze through life...and I have to bust my ass...just to fail. I dont get success, I get hardship and strife and failure. WTF????? I dont get it. What have I done in my 30 years on this planet to cause such horrible Karma!?!?!?!?!?
So it looks like the only way Im going to be able to save myself, without screwing anyone over... is that Im going to have to ruin my credit, once again, and give up my car. Let them come repossess it, slap it on my credit, and fuck me for the rest of my life. I cant even file bankruptcy... all my debt is is my car loan, and one credit card...with a 300 limit. The rest is just medical bills from forever ago from the many times Ive had to go to the ER for Hidradenitis Suppurativa related issues... I dont think thats enough to qualify for bankruptcy. Plus wouldn't I lose my car anyway?? I dunno... either way it wouldnt really help.
My mom has two cars, her new Smart Car...and her 1990 Nissan truck. I may have to talk to her about borrowing the truck indefinitely, and giving up my beloved Honda Accord, until I can save a few thousand dollars to just buy a car outright, and give up my dream of having a nice car.
Looks like Im gonna have to give up on a lot of dreams. Like my dream of owning a laundrymat. See, if I have to ruin what good credit I have by giving up my car, I wont ever be able to get a business loan to buy the laudry mat.
Honestly, I dont know why I bother dreaming at all. It really seems like no matter what I do, Im never going to ever be more than I am now, or have more than I have now. Some people are destined to do great things, some people are destined to be poor & struggling... I guess that's my destiny. The only hope I have left of having a better life is being lucky enough to have a good man with a good income fall in love with me and marry me. Since my luck is always shitty...I highly doubt thats gonna happen.
Im sorry I know this is a shitty post and that Im being super emo...and a lot of people would say "it's just a car, get over it" and I understand that, but I have always had a thing with my car...I Dont know what it is...its like the only good thing Ive been able to accomplish in my life, and having to give it up...its like admitting Im a failure... maybe I am and maybe I should just accept it. Give up hope, give up dreams, and settle into my less than mediocre existence... cuz this is probably as good as it gets.
It's days like this that make me wish all those times I "cheated death"... that death won.
October 6, 2010
Sympathy for the Devil
As I sit here in my new desk at work, I begin to think about anything that will distract me from the fact that I have been placed in a random spot in this big office, far away from the friends I have made at work. Although technically, this is a good move, it means that my boss trusts that I can do my job without minimal supervision, which is a nice feeling considering I have only been here about two months.
Its oddly quiet... like the kind of weird quiet that happens commonly in an elevator... I have been using my iPod to dull this weird quiet, but sadly it has done little to distract me from these random thoughts that pop into my head.
As I was just about to pull out my iPhone and start playing bejeweled, someone walked by saying " I dunno the devil made me do it" and my first thought was:
"Ya know, the devil had nothing to do with your poor decisions, take some responsibility!" The devil gets a bad wrap sometimes. Thats when it hit me. We don't know that what we were told was necessarily true about Satan... you know how people tend to twist facts to meet their own agenda's who's to say the church didnt do the same thing? Dont even get me started on religion and how jacked and twisted it is, and how its purpose of peace and love and worship is currupted and soiled by the actions of man....
But I had this idea, maybe Satan wasn't so bad. Hear me out: Okay so we were told that Satan was once one of God's highest ranking and most beautiful angels... We were told Satan got jealous of gods power and place so he collected an army to rise up against god, so he could take the throne for himself. This fable confuses me, but like the rest of the "greatest STORY ever told" does, but I digress... If what we were told is true, that God is the creator, he created the sun and the moon and the universe and man and everything... Why would anyone try to step to such a powerful being? He would have to be a freaking retard to think he could overthrow something that has ultimate and absolute power... its like the guy in the Scion tC trying to race the Guy in the BMW... sure your tC is cute and all but its not gonna have a prayer against that M5. Nice try though.
Nevermind that this fairy tale that god created everything has some MAJOR holes and a serious lack of logic, believability and proof... Lets assume we are delusional enough to believe this... OKAY..so Either Satan has a serious case of Down's, or its not true. Here's my theory...
I dont think that Satan wanted to be God, I think maybe he just wanted to be part of the panel. Like God is Tyra Banks, and Satan wanted to step out from behind the Production Assistant's clipboard, and be Miss J sitting proudly beside Tyra/God, to assist in the daily functions of Tyra-ness.
Unfortunately for Satan, God is NOT Tyra... God is OPRAH... and Oprah ain't having it. Oprah don't have no sidekicks, panels, or assistant judges...God/Omnipitant Oprah, got all bitchy and said "oh HELL no, you are NOT trying to step to me, either I control you like I do that tool Dr. Phil, or you get cast out to the fiery depths of Hell, where you will be forced to torture souls for all eternity...and do infomercials."
Satan, being a business man (otherwise how would he have gotten so far up the foodchain to be the God's prettiest and highest ranking angel) probably tried to reason GodOprah, showing her facts and figures, ratings, promos and sales and marketing demonstrations, showing how GodOprah could be less of a "my way or the highway" style control freak, and learn to relax, and before you know it, relaxation increases, stress decreases, and everyone's happy. This probably pissed GodOprah off and in a supreme temper tantrum, GodOprah stomped her clunky Lane Bryant dress shoe on the ground, tore the earth open and threw Satan into the depths.
As we all know, we are a product of our environment...so being stuck in hell all the ti me probably twisted up Satan's appearance. Its not his fault he is (allegedy) scary looking and red and has hooves and horns... Lets be perfectly honest, some of you out there would grow horns and turn red if you didnt have your coffee, glass of wine, or daily dose of porn. Hell I know I would lose my damn mind if I lost my cell phone. OMG when the battery dies, its like I can't breathe. And since misery loves company, no wonder Satan is making everyone else in hell miserable...he doesnt want to be the only one...could you blame him?
So there you have it, maybe there is another side to this story? Don't be so quick to judge!
Its oddly quiet... like the kind of weird quiet that happens commonly in an elevator... I have been using my iPod to dull this weird quiet, but sadly it has done little to distract me from these random thoughts that pop into my head.
As I was just about to pull out my iPhone and start playing bejeweled, someone walked by saying " I dunno the devil made me do it" and my first thought was:
"Ya know, the devil had nothing to do with your poor decisions, take some responsibility!" The devil gets a bad wrap sometimes. Thats when it hit me. We don't know that what we were told was necessarily true about Satan... you know how people tend to twist facts to meet their own agenda's who's to say the church didnt do the same thing? Dont even get me started on religion and how jacked and twisted it is, and how its purpose of peace and love and worship is currupted and soiled by the actions of man....
But I had this idea, maybe Satan wasn't so bad. Hear me out: Okay so we were told that Satan was once one of God's highest ranking and most beautiful angels... We were told Satan got jealous of gods power and place so he collected an army to rise up against god, so he could take the throne for himself. This fable confuses me, but like the rest of the "greatest STORY ever told" does, but I digress... If what we were told is true, that God is the creator, he created the sun and the moon and the universe and man and everything... Why would anyone try to step to such a powerful being? He would have to be a freaking retard to think he could overthrow something that has ultimate and absolute power... its like the guy in the Scion tC trying to race the Guy in the BMW... sure your tC is cute and all but its not gonna have a prayer against that M5. Nice try though.
Nevermind that this fairy tale that god created everything has some MAJOR holes and a serious lack of logic, believability and proof... Lets assume we are delusional enough to believe this... OKAY..so Either Satan has a serious case of Down's, or its not true. Here's my theory...
I dont think that Satan wanted to be God, I think maybe he just wanted to be part of the panel. Like God is Tyra Banks, and Satan wanted to step out from behind the Production Assistant's clipboard, and be Miss J sitting proudly beside Tyra/God, to assist in the daily functions of Tyra-ness.
Unfortunately for Satan, God is NOT Tyra... God is OPRAH... and Oprah ain't having it. Oprah don't have no sidekicks, panels, or assistant judges...God/Omnipitant Oprah, got all bitchy and said "oh HELL no, you are NOT trying to step to me, either I control you like I do that tool Dr. Phil, or you get cast out to the fiery depths of Hell, where you will be forced to torture souls for all eternity...and do infomercials."
Satan, being a business man (otherwise how would he have gotten so far up the foodchain to be the God's prettiest and highest ranking angel) probably tried to reason GodOprah, showing her facts and figures, ratings, promos and sales and marketing demonstrations, showing how GodOprah could be less of a "my way or the highway" style control freak, and learn to relax, and before you know it, relaxation increases, stress decreases, and everyone's happy. This probably pissed GodOprah off and in a supreme temper tantrum, GodOprah stomped her clunky Lane Bryant dress shoe on the ground, tore the earth open and threw Satan into the depths.
As we all know, we are a product of our environment...so being stuck in hell all the ti me probably twisted up Satan's appearance. Its not his fault he is (allegedy) scary looking and red and has hooves and horns... Lets be perfectly honest, some of you out there would grow horns and turn red if you didnt have your coffee, glass of wine, or daily dose of porn. Hell I know I would lose my damn mind if I lost my cell phone. OMG when the battery dies, its like I can't breathe. And since misery loves company, no wonder Satan is making everyone else in hell miserable...he doesnt want to be the only one...could you blame him?
So there you have it, maybe there is another side to this story? Don't be so quick to judge!
My Playlist (Former known as Viva La Musica)
here's the music Im currently listening to, and possibly signing along with, poorly, in my car.
Florence and the Machine- "Dog Days are Over"
Sarah Bareilles - "Gravity"
Jennifer Lopez - "Hooked on You"
Keri Hilson - "Energy"
Britney Spears - "Gimme More"
Beyonce - "Smash Into You"
Paramore - "The Only Exception"
JoJo - "In The Dark"
give them a listen, they are all on youtube for those of you who dont trust me enough to just download them!
Music = Life
Florence and the Machine- "Dog Days are Over"
Sarah Bareilles
Jennifer Lopez - "Hooked on You"
Keri Hilson - "Energy"
Britney Spears - "Gimme More"
Beyonce - "Smash Into You"
Paramore - "The Only Exception"
JoJo - "In The Dark"
give them a listen, they are all on youtube for those of you who dont trust me enough to just download them!
Music = Life
Out & About
Okay people, if you're ever in San Diego CA and looking for a randomly awesome place to kick back and have some drinks, may I suggest "Bourbon St." Its a bar in University Heights that is so very cool. Its got indoor and out door areas, all built and decorated like the french quarter. Its freaking awesome, the drinks are well made, and the people were generally pleasant. Not to mention the eye candy, yes there are delicious boys walking around.
I was there last night, and it was a blast Check it out!!
I was there last night, and it was a blast Check it out!!
October 4, 2010
Daily Irritants
Okay, so I have noticed that I am pissed off and irritated and general disatisfied with most of my surrounding all the time...I think I need to vent because its causing unneccesary rage.
Okay, first of all, if you see a police officer on the road, you do NOT HAVE TO DROP TO 10PMH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT AND GET ALL SCARED. If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. And dont give me this crap about profiling or whatever, because you do it too. Dont act like you dont lock your doors and roll your windows up when you see a low rider come up on you. That's profiling. Just dont be doing 85 passing the cop and youre good to go, dont make the whole world around you slow down because YOURE paranoid. Selfish.
Second... If you like your food (left overs, popcorn, etc) to be burnt when you eat it, dont bring it to WORK. No one wants to smell your burnt snacks. Inconsiderate.
Third... Dont be all up in my business when I'm working. Dont be in my ear trying to ask me questions when I am on the phone, cuz you WILL get the rude finger in your face telling you to hold the fuck up, because guess what...my job performance is more important than answering your dumb ass question about paperclips. Stupid.
Fourth... If I am on my break, dont worry about what I'm doing at my desk. If its not illegal or against company policy, then quit trippin. Mind your business. Nosey.
Fifth... Yes my ipod in plugged into my ear and yes I am listening to music when I am processing and not answering phones. Why? Because I dont give a shit about your kid's science fair project or selling cookies, or Avon, or what funny thing your cat did. Do I sit here talking to you about the stupid little things in MY life? NO...so don't get mad that Im not listening, you SHOULD be mad at yourself for being uninteresting and droll.
With that said, I hope you all have a wonderful evening and will continue to read my rants and blogs and stuff. Keep clicking those ads!! I need the money!
P.S. why are all the gorgeous men (ya know the one's that actually LIKE me) always so GOD DAMNED FAR AWAY?!?!?!?! WTF. Am I God's personal joke? I'm thinking yes, yes I am.
Okay, first of all, if you see a police officer on the road, you do NOT HAVE TO DROP TO 10PMH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT AND GET ALL SCARED. If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. And dont give me this crap about profiling or whatever, because you do it too. Dont act like you dont lock your doors and roll your windows up when you see a low rider come up on you. That's profiling. Just dont be doing 85 passing the cop and youre good to go, dont make the whole world around you slow down because YOURE paranoid. Selfish.
Second... If you like your food (left overs, popcorn, etc) to be burnt when you eat it, dont bring it to WORK. No one wants to smell your burnt snacks. Inconsiderate.
Third... Dont be all up in my business when I'm working. Dont be in my ear trying to ask me questions when I am on the phone, cuz you WILL get the rude finger in your face telling you to hold the fuck up, because guess what...my job performance is more important than answering your dumb ass question about paperclips. Stupid.
Fourth... If I am on my break, dont worry about what I'm doing at my desk. If its not illegal or against company policy, then quit trippin. Mind your business. Nosey.
Fifth... Yes my ipod in plugged into my ear and yes I am listening to music when I am processing and not answering phones. Why? Because I dont give a shit about your kid's science fair project or selling cookies, or Avon, or what funny thing your cat did. Do I sit here talking to you about the stupid little things in MY life? NO...so don't get mad that Im not listening, you SHOULD be mad at yourself for being uninteresting and droll.
With that said, I hope you all have a wonderful evening and will continue to read my rants and blogs and stuff. Keep clicking those ads!! I need the money!
P.S. why are all the gorgeous men (ya know the one's that actually LIKE me) always so GOD DAMNED FAR AWAY?!?!?!?! WTF. Am I God's personal joke? I'm thinking yes, yes I am.
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