September 30, 2008

KITTEHZ!!!!

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Actual Work Conversation

ME: "What are you doing?"

SHEET METAL GUY: "Praying for a woman to want me."

Me: "......ew."




This has been an actual work conversation

It's about Supression

Do they make Valtrex for personalities? or is it just Genital Herpes??

Cuz lemme tell you, they should. I keep running into people who seem to have no sense of appropriate behavior. It ranges from kids tattle-tailing, up to adults using that classic line "I'm not happy, do I need to find another company?" to which my response is almost ALWAYS "PLEASE DO GO ELSEWHERE...PLEASE"

There needs to be a way to suppress all the stupidity and rudeness, and IGNORANCE. I had a lady on the phone say to be, as a part of her farewell, "Vote yes on Prop 8!!" and I VERY quickly said "No way in hell." then hung up.

The world is going to shit right now, and I dont know how to handle it. Our economy is failing, banks are going belly-up, financial institutions are failing, business in general is suffering, Ignorance and bigotry and hatred and discrimination could be legalized if prop 8 passes....what the fuck in the world coming to? And dont give me that crap about "we need God" First I need proof GOD existed...as far as I'm concerned, Christianity and religion in general is just bastardized/plagiarized sun worship. (watch the movie ZIETGEIST... you may learn something)

I swear to god if Prop 8 passes and this country continues to fail, Im applying for Canadian citizenship. Fuck this bullshit.

VOTE NO ON PROP 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 29, 2008

Viva la Musica

This is what Im rockin out too currently:


Britney Spears - Breathe on Me
Beyonce - Flaws and All
Transistor - Flow
QuietDrive - Time after Time
Eve - Tambourine
Vertical Horizon - You're a God
Britney Spears - Before the Goodbye (unreleased...but I have it, cuz I'm Awesome)
BMU - You Will Know
Smooth - Anything I Like
Charles Wright - Express Yourself
Nikki Cleary - Hated
Maria Mena - Blame It On Me
Hepburn - I Quit
Darren Hayes - Insatiable


I suggest downloading and checking them out!

Actual Work Conversation

(NOTE: for confidentiality reasons, I will be using a fake name for my place of business)


*phone rings*

ME: "Holy Jeebus Heating and Air...how can I help you?"

CALLER: "Um...Hi, is this Holy Jeebus Heating and Air??"

ME: ".....um, yeah?"

CALLER: " okay good...do you service air conditioners?"

ME: "......*rolls eyes*...lemme check, hold please."





People are so fucking simple sometimes.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ACTUAL WORK CONVERSATION

Prop 8

I jacked this from my friend Kathee's myspace blog.



This is from the Student Voice which is a student newspaper written for the ventura county community college district.

Prop. 8 should not have place on ballot
By: Jeremy Zeller
Issue date: 9/19/08 Section: Opinion & Viewpoint

.. Why is Proposition 8 even on the ballot? The official ballot label says it "eliminates the rights of same-sex couples to marry," which is exactly what it would do. However, if you are on the religious right it is the "California Marriage Protection Act," which will preserve the sanctity of marriage. The underlying question is why is this even on the ballot? Marriage should not be a political issue.

In ancient times, marriage was a religious thing. If you were of the Judeo-Christian persuasion, Adam and Eve (not Adam and Steve for the Pro-8 crowd) were the first married couple. In ancient Greece, pedastry and other forms of same sex relationships were valued higher than relationships between men and women.

The first time in history where marriage became a political issue is when John Calvin, a religious nut, imposed the marriage act of Geneva, which allowed the state to recognize religious marriage.

Nowadays, the religious concept of marriage is so tied up in politics and law; there are only certain ways you can get married, certain people who can perform the marriage, and other legalese issues surrounding it.

Married couples also have rights that an unmarried couple technically aren't afforded, such as power of attorney, visitation rights in hospitals, legal guardianship over a child, tax exemptions, as well as other ties recognized by the states, according to "Marriage, Family and Residence" by Paul Bohannan and John Middleton.

So how did the State of California end up at a point where we are preparing to vote on marriage?

In 2000, 61% of California voters, according to protectmarriage.org, approved a change to the California Family Code, adding that a marriage is between a man and a woman.

In Feb. of 2004, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom started performing gay marriages that were completely illegal, and in March the Supreme Court put a stay on those marriages being performed.

On May 15 of this year, the California Supreme Court ruled 4-3 that the change was unconstitutional and opened the doors for same sex marriages.

This is all unnecessary; California needs to remove any mention of marriage from its constitution. It is the responsibility of the family or church to teach about marriage.

Churches need to decide on their own what kind of marriages they will perform. The church should not influence the government, and government should not influence the church.

The state should recognize and only perform civil unions. It should recognize religious marriage as a civil union, and any courts appointed or otherwise regulated civil union as valid, and apply rights accordingly.

According to the California Secretary of State, over $9 million is being spent to battle over this proposition. For those worried about family values, teach your own family and don't try to force your values on someone else. For the state, don't judge equality on anything.

The bottom line is that there should be equality for all men and women.

September 26, 2008

Friday Funnies!!!!

Owned, Pwned....its all the same. and its funny. boom.

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That kinda reminded me of my car accident...my black car going straight ahead, some idiot not paying attention waders in my path...BOOM. HAHAHAHAHA Owned

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Douche Baggery: El Doucho Grande

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Who the hell does this guy think he is?

I got this from a random myspace page...he has this picture in his album with a caption reading: "My & two fly dimez I picked up @ da club da nyte b4"

......*eye brow raises* Get a good look at his face. I have yet to find anything attractive about it. So Im questioning how two fairly attractive girls would even talk to, let alone be photographed with Frijole Doucherito here....so I dig a little. I see one of the girls in his friends list, go to her pictures....well whattya know...there's the picture... "Me, my sister, and my Uncle Nacho" yes...UNCLE. This douchebag wants his "tapOut" wearing, sideways hat sporting douchebag friends to think he is a playa-playa on vacation... little do they know they are his nieces. Im calling LaMigra. GET THIS FUCKTARD OUTTA THE COUNTRY AND CASTRATE HIM...that ugliness need not breed.

Thinking MAYBE "Uncle Nacho" is a nick name... I checked more of Miss Girl's pictures, and there is the Family photo... His name is Ignacio...of which Nacho...is a nickname. He is an Icestuous Douche and needs to be stopped.

This adds to my theory that anyone who wears "TapOut" gear, or puts "TapOut" stickers on their cars....are douchebags. Same for those ghetto ass "SoCal" star stickers on their cars too... DOUCHEBAGS.

F.Y.I.

Important Information that YOU need to know:

1. I'm going to WoodRanch for lunch to get a BBQ Chopped Chicken Salad.

2. I now have like...5 more tattoos planned.

3. Boys are Stupid....throw rocks at them.

4. Sucking on Hersheys Kisses not only makes you happy, but it helps soothe a soar throat!

5. Starfish have no brain.


Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

September 25, 2008

F.Y.I.

Important Information that you need to know:

1. My little baby toe on my right foot hurts.

2. Cherry Pop Tarts are the bomb!

3. Every person I have ever seen driving an Infiniti G35...drives like an utter asshole.

4. Cheese is good.

5. King Tut...was only 19 years old when he died.


now you know. knowledge is power!

September 24, 2008

Kitteh Nom Noms

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Public Opinion

Is it wrong that I think this is REALLY REALLY funny?

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I cant help it, I laugh every time I see it or think about it.

September 23, 2008

ASK ANDRU...

This is a new project Im playing with.

ASK ANDRU is an advice column, done MY WAY. Honest, no bullshit advise, from my perspective.

I suggest you submit questions anonymously to avoid embarrassment, recognition or gossip.
Without taking the time to start up an email account specifically for this...then copying and pasting...*tired just thinking about it*

HERE'S THE PLAN: WHENEVER YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS "ASK ANDRU" open the post, then leave your question in the form of an ANONYMOUS COMMENT. Just click LEAVE COMMENT...type your question, dilemma, or situation...and I will respond to the post with my advice.
Lets try it out, see how it works, then I will seek improvement as needed.

SO WHATS ON YOUR MIND KIDS???? ASK AWAY!!!

Actual Work Conversation

Steve: Andru, are you printing out the reports for tomorrow? Cuz I need to see them.

Me: Steve, are you still bathing regularly? Cuz I can smell you.




This has been an Actual Work Conversation.

September 22, 2008

UPDATE: Smashy Smashy

Found out friday that the Hyundai (whom I affectionately named, and from this point on will refer to as "Rikku") is totaled. Apparently when the jack ass decided to turn left without looking to see if there was oncoming traffic...and hit me, it tore the front axle out of the transmission, so with that and the body damage...it was deemed a total loss. :-(


a moment of Silence for Rikku.













She will be missed. She was amazing and far surpassed my every expectation. She also proved alot of people wrong. Anyone who thinks Hyundai is a cheap piece of crap car, is dead wrong.
R.I.P. Rikku

Classy Ladies

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whats up boys!!!

Im Veronica Delgado.

People say I look like Eva Longoria cuz Im a petite latina...I tell them she dont look as good as me. I like my chi-chi's so I show em off...I figure, why not, Im young and have a perfect body, might as well show it off. People stop me all the time asking if Im a model, and how much I work out for my slammin body...I tell em Im one of the lucky ones, I just eat whatever, and magically stay a size 2!!
Anyways, Im just checkin things out so if youre into slim athletic model latinas then holla at me boo!

Latez

September 19, 2008

Train-wreck of thought + vicodin = THIS ENTRY

All I have to say is WOW. I havent felt this loopy and light headed since the first time I smoked a cigarette when I was 14. I have to tell you this much though...Vicodin makes work kinda funny. I had a technician call in to yell about his schedule being weird or something...honestly I dont remember why he called cuz I kept laughing at him. He got all mad until my boss explained that I was on pain killers from my car accident. Then he understood and proceeded to make me laugh every time he called in. He told me he is going hunting this weekend with a friend and they are gonna hike and camp and shoot deer. As gross as shooting deer is (in my opinion), all I could do was laugh at him and say "I wish I knew how to quit you" We all had a good laugh at that.

Well this is about all the attention I give to this right now as my head feels like its going to spin out of control. I think I'll just put my head down here.....;''''''''''''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;qweru392jupj'2pqwehr




..?? i totally fell asleep. god I love painkillers. Ok I need to find a way to stay awake. Nom nom perhaps??? or Classy Ladies??? hmmm so many fun choices...

September 17, 2008

Smashy Smashy

Blogging will be brief today...

Sadly, it appears that my bitter rants about other drivers has bitten me in the ass. One of the idiot drivers who needs to have their head bashed in....decided to turn left, INTO ME. I had the right of way and he didnt care...so the car is smashed to shit (pictures are viewable on my myspace page for those of you who are on my friends list.) BOOOOOO.

Now I am leaving work early to seek medical attention for my fucked up shoulder and back and elbow.

yay fun. :-/

Classy Ladies

white trash

Howdy,
my names Krystlenn Tucker. Im 16 years old and looking for a husband. I been outta school fer about a yr now, and Im tired of dealin wit my damn kids all day. Id like to go out honkey tonken or somethin once ina while. I like cowboys...but yall need to be open minded cuz my first two kids have black daddies, and the one Im carryin now is either half mexican or half american indian...we'll see when she pops out!!
Im easy to pleeze... dont need much..just diapers and milk mostly and wic covers that.
For my 17th burthday, momma said she would enclose the porch on our mobile home so i could have like, my own apartment...so that happens you can move in with me, she wont say nuttin.

I wont be able to meet no guys after a week or two cuz im due to pop out this kid. but after a week or two ill be out and about and if you can wait that long, then you must be special. I got pregnant 4 days after I had my first baby...cuz he wasnt special and just wanted it. its hurt so i kept drinkin beer until i passed out and let him finish. I woke up pregnant again...stupid Tyrone...or Daevaughn...or DeMarko..whatever his black ass name was...glad i dumped him. Worst 2 months of my life... but if you wait until the Dr says i can have sex again...then Ill know your my man for real.

let's talk! I gotta feed the kids so message me kwik ok!!

Douche-Baggery: The Guido

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Well, well, well...what have we here? Why its the Gui-douche!!

Found commonly on the east coast (I'm guessing Jersey as he looks like a Jersey Guido), this douchebag specimen is in rare form. Pay attention, this is classic douche baggery...the open shirt with the tacky gold chain, the drunk eyes, flushed skin, and cig hanging out of his mouth...CLASSIC douch trademarks....but he goes a few steps further, thus landing him on my list... The slicked back, greasy, yet still poofy hair, the pinky ring, and the pouty thing he doing with his lips... oh man...he's had practice!!

It doesn't help his case that the brunette looks like she is trying to escape his sweaty grasp, undoubtedly gagging on his Stetson Sierra cologne. And the poor Blonde girl...she is upclose and personal with this filth. His douche-baggery has him so completely self absorbed that he is worried more about the way he will look in the picture, than he is about damn near putting that Marlboro Ultra Light out in her eye.
Due to his epic failure at life...he was not able to accomplish either goal...its a bad picture and he is still gonna burn her retina.... speaking of the blonde...is it just me...or is that Jodie Sweetin from Full House....that girl looks JUST LIKE Stephanie Tanner. LOL Minus all the meth.

BEWARE the Guido-Douche...they are smooth talkers, and almost always know how to make anyone melt...this kind of trickery is what gets this douche laid, and we must put a stop to it. BECOME DECENT HUMAN BEINGS OR NO SEX!!!!

I should run for President and use that as my campaign slogan.

Douche Baggery...the Freakshow

orange douche

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

Is this thing Human? He is so offensive to look at, that I kinda want to kill him. Or at least beat him about the head with a blunt object. I don't understand why it is that people DESIRE to look like this. I think it is some kinda mental retardation. Is there a clinical term for this? Self Image Dismorphi-douchebaggia works for me.

I hate to say it but I actually hope this...creature....dies. Free will and what not allows him to disfigure himself is this way, but I would think that someone would draw a line somewhere. OH and who would sleep with this kind of Jersey Gutter White Trash?
I mean, yes there are those tacky jersey shores-whores who will sleep with anyone in a gold chain....but OH MY GOD...

I hope he gets hit by a car. Imagine the orange splattered everywhere.

Advertisement....goes a long way

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Much like this obese feline, my obese self is looking to make more money. I am happy to announce that my AdSense has reached $30 thanks to your clicks!!!! I appreciate it more than you can know, readers. OH and check this shit out...I HAVE FOLLOWERS!!!! HOLLA AT MY FIRST TWO FOLLOWERS!!! Tammy and Craig. I heart you both!!!! Hey Craig....*wink* hahahahahahahaha sometimes straight guys are fun. So yeah click the link to become one of my followers....I dont know exactly what happens when you are a follower of my blog...whether you get email notifications of my blogs or what...but Im sure Craig or Tammy can tell you.

Moving on... SO YES, I am available for many varieties of bitch work. I also have references for the work I've done. I have cleaned houses, cars, animals...I have babysat, pet-sat, house-sat...I cook like a Sicilian, cuz I am Sicilian...Grandma would be proud.

Hell I'll drive yo mama to bingo, I dont care, I need MONEY. I have goals and YES some of them might be deemed "materialistic"...like a new iPod and a Jetta, and new jeans...but WHATEVER. I want them and Im willing to bust my ass to get them...where is the disgrace in that. You Derby girls better be glad I love you so much, cuz there are many leagues who PAY THEIR ANNOUNCERS. ^_^ One league back east...pays their announcer $500 a month!!! I want $500 a month....BUT I volunteer cuz I love it, and I love you bitches. ...... no you dont have to start paying me....but being one of the charities VCDD donates to wouldnt hurt once in a while. ;-)

SO spread the word to your families, friends, co-workers, if you need someone to take care of your pets, kids, plants, cars, need a part time personal assistant??? Im your fag!!

However, there is ONE TEENSY WEENSY snag...I work Mon-Fri 8-5 in Agoura Hills....so other than that...IM YOUR FAG!!!


hugs and squishes.

The Gay Agenda

Okay, this is something I just don't understand. People say "the Gay Agenda"...as if it would be a bad thing... Think about it...who would dictate fashion and cosmetics? Who would decorate your homes? Who would do your hair? Sure there are women who can do all these things... but the homo's make it fabulous.

I don't understand what "The Gay Agenda" is exactly...or what the haters of the world THINK it is. We aren't the military, we aren't forcing your children to sign up the a draft at 18 yrs old, we aren't recruiting...we aren't trying to MAKE anyone gay...you can't MAKE anyone gay...either you are, or you aren't. Its like race. Either you're black or you're not...unless you're Michael Jackson...and there is no explaining him. ( Side note... I always imagined that touching Jacko's face would feel very similar to petting a dolphin, all weird and squeeky)

YOU WANT GAY AGENDA PEOPLE...I GOT YOUR GAY AGENDA RIGHT HERE:
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stupid people can suck it.

Margaret Cho is my God now!!!

Margaret Cho has an opinion. Even better, she has a very STRONG opinion and she believes in it. I respect that beyond measure. She is also, hysterically funny. Her most recent blog on MySpace is a GEM. I have copied and pasted it below for your viewing pleasure. If you are offended...well, get over it cuz sometimes your opinions offend as well. D'ont dish it out if you cant take...or as I like to phrase it..."Dont let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." Word.
I do, however, want to make one thing very, VERY clear... even though I may have different beliefs and opinions, I respect yours. I respect all people who are respectful, and deserve respect...it is after all...earned. I have friends and family who are devout Catholics, Christians, Mormon, Buddist, Jewish, Pagan, Agnostic...and the one thing they all have in common (besides me ;-) is that they are who they are and dont force their beliefs on anyone. They dont base their lives, decisions, friendships, or personalities on their religion. Because they are RESPECTFUL...see my point? You dont have to believe in the same things in order to be a friend, lover, or anything else.

ONE LOVE, ONE WORLD, ONE...uhhh... one.... ah who am I keeping...JUST PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!!! LOL


MARGARET CHO:

"I’m a Christian, you Fuckers."

"All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don't fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God's corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don't fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God's fag hag cuz didn't you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn't give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn't care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don't fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers."

yeah...fuck.

September 15, 2008

F.Y.I.

Here are a few things that I feel are VERY important that you need to know:

1. My armpits smell REALLY good today...I think its the combination of my new deodorant and the laundry detergent smell in my shirt.

2. I now have a top 5 best road trip partners list: Jill, Tim, Katie, Chris & Raylene.

3. I need a nap.

4. My friend Klaus won an Emmy the other night, which in turn, because I am his friend...makes ME cool. Thanks Klaus

5. Explaining yourself and your actions to people who don't agree with you...is a waste of time. Do what you do, and dont apologize for it. Grow a pair.

Can has nom noms?

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geico nom
TAKE THAT GEICO

bday nom

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I heart Bubble-wrap

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LMAO!!! NOM!

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September 12, 2008

Boys, Boys, Boys

As many of you know, or have figured out by now...I am 100% USDGAY homegrown HOMOSEXUAL..... I like boys. Boys, Guys, Men, whatever you wanna call em...I like MEN.

Alot of people make such a big stink about the "typical" beauty a man possesses. People swoon over the Brad Pitt's and Hugh Grants of the world...I tend to find the more unique looking men to be attractive. While I am a big Matthew McConahey (sp?) fan, and yes I think he is beautiful...he doesnt.."stand out" anymore. I like to find things that make a man sexy. I dont go for the clone type. Here are some examples.

ROBERT KARDASHIAN JR.
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I like his tan skin, his brown eyes, and his goofy smile. There is just something about him that is sexy.

Up next, Joe Jonas
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...I know, I know..ew Disney Channel....and NO he isn't 12 he is 18 or 19 so its perfectly legal to fantasize.... I thinks its the eyes, the smile and thick thighs that do it for me.

I have no idea who this guy is
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...but even though Im not a huge fan of "emo"...or the hair...There is something so adorable about him...I like his eyes and the kinda playful look on his face.

Here are a few others who I just think are hot:
Colin Farrell
COlin Farrel

Boris Kodjoe
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Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds

Jay Hernandez
Jay Hernandez

Penn Badgley
Penn Badgley

David Boreanaz
David Boreanaz

Oliver James
Oliver James

Pete Wentz
Pete Wentz

Harry Potter ;-) Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe

Jason Behr
Jason Behr

Nick Zano
Nick Zano



There are some hottie McHottie Stud muffin for you to drool over...if youre into boys anyway.

PEACE OUT BITCHES IM GOING TO PALM SPRINGS FOR THE WEEKEND!!! LATER

Pop the Question?

I have seen this online today:

IS LINDSAY LOHAN ENGAGED TO SAMANTHA RONSON??

Answer: No one gives a fuck. Get over yourself Lindsay. Stick to acting and singing and stop being a tragic cracked-out-looking attention whore....and go back to being a red head.


The End.

Douche-Baggery: The Poser

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What do you get when you take a scrawny, unattractive, Caucasian dork... throw on a shirt that wasn't even funny when the BLACK PERSON who came up with it, wore it...mix in a stupid hat, shove a cigar under the hat, put him in a party situation and give him alcohol...????

SURVEY SAYS................
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DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!

That's right...circle gets the square.

We are going to over look the orange colored Oompa Loompa skank twins...they are embarrassing themselves by showing their faces in public... but check this douche-jockey out.
WHY CANT DOUCHEBAGS SMILE IN A PICTURE???? I dont get it. And please dont tell me he thinks these girls actually WANT him? uhh PUBE CHECK...are you even out of Jr. High yet? You need to go thru puberty before you can even THINK about girls wanting your prepubescent ass. Those girls arent smiling because they like you, they are smiling because they are laughing at you. Even Oompa Loompa's know a douche when they see one.
OH!! and check out the wall paper and the party goers in the background...you know this kid is "partying" in white bible thumping middle america...trying to be all gangsta. I hope 3 black guys come along and bash this kids skull in for wearing that shirt.

*sigh* When will people learn that just because it looks good to YOU doesnt mean the world will agree.


....douchebags

Pump up the Jams

Here are the latest songs I suggest you listen to...remember they arent all new tracks some of them are songs from back in the day that you may or may not remember....but I hope you enjoy none the less. :-)

Holla at my girl Jessica for introducing me to Song #1. Work it out Boo..


1. Brandy - Right Here(Departed)
2. Elliot Minor - Lucky Star
3. Elliot Minor - Jessica
4. Geri Halliwell - Look At Me
5. The Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance
6. The Veronicas - 4Ever
7. Ram Jam - Black Betty
8. The DollyRots - Brand New Key
9. Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz
10. Til Tuesday - Voices Carry
11. Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru
12. DJ Mystic - Fur Elise (Techno Remix)


Enjoy!!! Music = Love

Happy Friday

Hello peoples,
HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU!!!

Friday is such a wonderful day. Work is usually slow, there is the promise of the approaching weekend...and on friday the weekend seems so long...where as on sunday morning you wake thinking the weekend wasnt long enough. Friends gather on friday nights to do movie, pizza, card, bar, orgy, snort lines, whatever floats your boat....but friday is a good day!!!

This Friday is PARTICULARLY good. Work has been peacefully quiet so far, the day is humming along smoothly ( lets hope Im not jinxing myself with that statement), Im going to have a *delightful* lunch from WoodRanch...a BBQ chopped chicken salad. delish!!!! After work I will head home, have a little nappy-nap, then pack my bags and IM OFF TO PALM SPRINGS BITCHES!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ive never been there so Im way excited. I drove through once but that was it, and I was driving so I really didnt get a chance to look around or do anything. Im gonna go to a bear / fat boy bar where chunky boys like myself are the EYE CANDY...oh yeah. Otherwise the weekend is going to consist of poolside lounging, good food & good friends. Maybe a little Casino action while Im there too. GOD I cant wait.

I want to give a shout out to my home-chicken BETTIE 12GAGE...
Lizz

today is her BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!! Miss Bettie 12Gage is representin' the VENTURA COUNTY DERBY DARLINS....
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that's right, she's a roller girl. She is our roughest, toughest, horny-ist derby darlin and we adore her. Happy Happy Bitchday to you Bettie!!!!
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I doubt she even reads my blog, but whatever, someone who knows her and reads this can tell her. WHATEVER. LOL I love her. I owe her a trip to Paddys. Dont tell her I said that cuz she will hold it against me and MAKE me go. :-P Im so over Paddys.
For those who dont know Paddys is the only Gay bar in Ventura County. The crowd is tired, bitter, and jaded...oh and my ex practically lives there so I dont ever go cuz ew.


ANYWAYS...Im excited about my lunch salad...I know typical fat kid thing to say but whatever get over it Im fat.

Okay I have some work to do ...since I'm AT work I should probably do actual Work.

September 11, 2008

Classy Ladies

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You like picture? I give to you for 5 dolla.

My name change alot...cuz of criminal record and my job.
Ri-now my name Betsy Tam

I also go by Xui-Tan-Sour
Biyog Pek-Pek
Trixie Trong
and Martin Tran ( <--- don't ask)

I work late nights, so you need to ok at night. My family come over alot fo money and food. I want steady john. im tired of work. Want family. I be good wife, make rice, fish, anything you want...just give me ring!...and minivan.

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Douche-Baggery: Beware the Common Garden Variety Douche.

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This particularly irritating Douche is the most commonly recognizable Douche. This is the fat, ugly loser who thinks he is punk rock hard core cuz of his Mandana under his DC hat...what he doesnt realize is that he is a total douche factory. First lets start with the UGLY FACE...would cracking a smile for a picture kill you? NOTE: YOU CAN DRESS LIKE A "BRO" AND GET AWAY WITH IT, IF YOU DONT DO THE MEAN FACE AND LOOK ANGRY ALL THE TIME....SMILE, BE GENUINE, AND DONT FLASH HAND GESTURES OR GROPE CHICKS INAPPROPRIATELY....

Moving on.... secondly...rocking two known "bro" brands on the shirt and the hat...shoes that you are a total douche poser because a REAL "bro" or person who started the look, wouldnt be impressed or care about the brand.
Third....really....BUDWEISSER? Could you look any lower class?
Also notice the poor posture...he is Neanderthalish in his existence, and the screen print on that shirt combined with his bad posture make him look like he has boobs...HAHA Moobs Bro. He looks like the kind of Douche who was the ugly duckling that never gained swan status so he was a total geek loser, then decided to get trashed at a party and change his look from normal mediocre...to ex-jock-douchebag.
This is the kind of person you refer to as "Chump Change" because that's all he will ever amount to.

Take a good look at this picture kids, cuz this is most common Douche Bag you will ever see....this fucktard is a dime a dozen, they crawl at bars like cockroaches.

BEWARE.

Really?? Come on now...move on.

Can I just say that I am grotesquely tired of people pointing out that today is 9/11?

I know some people will think I am a horrible person and unAmerican and I kill babies and whatever... but GET OVER IT. its been 7 YEARS.... If we let it drag us down forever, the "terrorists" win.

Frankly I think the whole thing was an inside job. The US Govt dropped those 3 buildings in Manhattan, and the plane in Pennsylvania (of which there was no debris???) and it was a bomb in the pentagon...there was no plane that hit it...cuz AGAIN...there was NO DEBRIS... the media was fed a story by the govenrment to cover up their own bullshit. They did it to control the US people through fear, and yes it was devastating, and my heart will always go out to the families and friends who lost their loved ones...

BUT DONT GET HIGH AND MIGHTY AND PREACHY WITH ME ABOUT AN EVENT THAT SHOULD CAUSE ANARCHY, NOT STUPID PEOPLE CALLING ME AT WORK SAYING DUMB ASS SHIT LIKE "I want you to know...its September 11th, and I hope its not just 'business as usual' for you."

GET OVER YOURSELF YOU CONDESCENDING SELF INDULGENT CUNT. I HOPE YOU CHOKE.

Her name is Krista Sloan. She is a stupid cunt-rag. And I hope someone punches her in the face today.

I think it is very important that anyone who has even ONE free thinking braincell in their head, needs to watch the movie Zeitgeist. No its not a Nazi movie...
Its a documentary Information kind of movie... Dont expect action and adventure and romance. It is Highly educational with VISUAL PROOF of what REALLY happened. It explains the history behind religion, 9/11, and how Money works in our country.

It moves through historical evidence (that translates to PROOF) of god and goddess worship in Egypt, Mesopotamia, Ancient Rome, all the way back to primitive and Native Sun Worship...and then it shows how Christianity plagiarized sun worship and twisted it to their own advantage to get control of the people they wanted to control.

Yes alot of people who cling to their religion as a means of getting through life will be offended by this and think its satanic or whatever....pull your head out of gods ass first of all.... you say he gave us free will...so use it.
Open your mind to the POSSIBILITY that maybe it all didnt go down exactly the way we were taught... I know that it might be jagged pill for you to swallow but it IS possible that you were....*brace yourself* LIED TO.

Even if you dont pay attention to the religious part in the beginning....pay close attention to the 9/11 and Money & Banking chapters....they are informative and EYE OPENING. All I have to say is that THE US GOVERNMENT ORGANIZED 9/11. Besides, the Osama Bin Ladin who was seen in the FIRST video back in 1992... IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MAN THAT THE PERSON THEY HAVE ACTING AS OSAMA BIN LADIN NOW. The whole Bush family is shady and untrustworthy. Ill be so glad when they are no longer attached to the presidency.

ANYWAY, CHECK OUT ZEITGEIST...NET FLIX, SALTZERS, BLOCKBUSTER ONLINE WHATEVER...just track the movie down and watch it.

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