New stuff I love and YOU SHOULD TOO!!!! hahaha
Justin Nozuka - After Tonight
Justin Nozuka - Save Him
Lenka - Break Me Down
Lenka - The Show
Melanie Fiona - Give it to Me Right
Ashanti - Let's Do Something Crazy
Pitbull - Calle Ocho
Kelly Clarkson - Don't Let Me Stop You
Bill Withers - Grandma's Hands
Katy Perry - Thinking of You
March 24, 2009
I'll Try
I am not a child now.
I can take care of myself.
I mustn't let them down now.
I mustn't let them see me cry.
I'm fine... I'm fine.
I'm to tired to listen.
I'm to old to believe.
All these childish stories.
There is no such thing as faith & trust & pixie dust.
I try but its so hard to believe.
I try but I can't see what you see.
My whole world is changing,
I don't know where to turn.
I can't leave you waiting,
But I can't stay and watch this city burn.
I try and try to understand the distance in between,
The love I feel, the things I fear, and every single dream...
I can finally see it,
but do I have to believe all those precious stories?
All the world is made of faith and trust and pixie dust?
So I'll try cause I finally believe.
I'll try cause I might see what you see.
I'll try...
j.b.
I can take care of myself.
I mustn't let them down now.
I mustn't let them see me cry.
I'm fine... I'm fine.
I'm to tired to listen.
I'm to old to believe.
All these childish stories.
There is no such thing as faith & trust & pixie dust.
I try but its so hard to believe.
I try but I can't see what you see.
My whole world is changing,
I don't know where to turn.
I can't leave you waiting,
But I can't stay and watch this city burn.
I try and try to understand the distance in between,
The love I feel, the things I fear, and every single dream...
I can finally see it,
but do I have to believe all those precious stories?
All the world is made of faith and trust and pixie dust?
So I'll try cause I finally believe.
I'll try cause I might see what you see.
I'll try...
j.b.
March 20, 2009
Back Alley Rod & Custom
I love me some Back Alley Rod.....hahahhaa
My friend Kenny owns a Hot Rod shop, called Back Alley Rod & Custom in Camarillo, CA where he restores and rebuild old classic cars, as well as does custom work for newer cars. I have known Kenny for like....11 years now...and he is fucking awesome!
So I brought my Accord to his shop and asked if there was anything he could do to move the drivers seat back a little bit to provide me with a little more leg room. Wouldn't ya know it...HE COULD! So Im here at his shop as we speak, and he is cutting and welding steel into the seat frame so he can remount the seat in the car, giving me more leg room. :-) Now some of you may not know, I am a big boy. Not only am I a total chunky butt, I am also tall. I am like 6'2"...so height + girth = difficult car shopping. I have managed to be just fine for all these years, while owning and driving surprisingly small cars! I have also had larger cars but mostly small...I've had as far as larger cars: Ford Thunderbird, Chevy Camaro, Plymouth Breeze...not all LARGE cars but big none the less and roomy, at least for me behind the wheel...the real shock is that I have also had small cars: Pontiac Sunfire Coupe, a 92 Honda Accord Coupe, Toyota Celica, Honda CRX, and a Hyundai Elantra. My 04 Accord (the current G-Ride) is compact and sporty, but surprisingly large once you are up close to it, mostly in length but its good in width too... so when I bought it it was nice that I had a little more extension for my legs that my Elantra...plus my Honda is an Automatic, and my last few cars have been Stick Shifts...so there is even less effort on the part of my arthritic right hip, not having to move as much. But After driving a few Volkswagen while car shopping, I got spoiled with the amazing seats and cabin of the new Jetta. The seat goes so far back I could barely reach the pedals. It was quite the treat to drive. So I decide that if Kenny can give me more leg room in my already practically perfect vehicle, then I would be all kinds of happy. So Here I am, in his shop with a handful of hetero-mechanic types, sitting around, talking, and smoking having a good ole' time... and Kenny making pretty sparks with my seat. YES Im that big a dork. My baby is having surgery, and Im a proud papa bear cuz my little honda is taking it like a champ.
Alot of the guys here are old friends whom I used to hang out with all the time, and its cool seeing them, though they are all sitting around talking about beer and boobs and trucks and football and shit, and Im on the computer cuz really? As much as I know I am cool with them and vice versa, we have nothing in common anymore. One of them is Jim, he moved away long ago to northern california (lucky bastard) but he came own for some party this weekend...and I have to say, I thought he was cute back in the day, but now that he is 30 and has been doing construction for the past 7 years, his shoulders got all beefy and arms are all big...he looks DAMN good. But I dare not tell him or any of them that cuz yeah...can't have any of them gettin all "don't hit on us" cuz I always told them, even back in the day "What the fuck makes you think I would hit on YOU?!?!" and it was funny to watch their pride and ego get CRUSHED MERCILESSLY....but also kinda sad cuz they ARE cool guys, and surprisingly tolerant. If you saw them on the street you wouldn't think they would not only be cool with gay people, but had gay friends.
Well they are talking about fucking chicks back in high school...and how they compare to their NOW wives whom they have children with...on that note, Im gonna go smoke. Piece out bitches!!!! I love your faces!!!
xo
Proud Honda Papa Bear Andru
My friend Kenny owns a Hot Rod shop, called Back Alley Rod & Custom in Camarillo, CA where he restores and rebuild old classic cars, as well as does custom work for newer cars. I have known Kenny for like....11 years now...and he is fucking awesome!
So I brought my Accord to his shop and asked if there was anything he could do to move the drivers seat back a little bit to provide me with a little more leg room. Wouldn't ya know it...HE COULD! So Im here at his shop as we speak, and he is cutting and welding steel into the seat frame so he can remount the seat in the car, giving me more leg room. :-) Now some of you may not know, I am a big boy. Not only am I a total chunky butt, I am also tall. I am like 6'2"...so height + girth = difficult car shopping. I have managed to be just fine for all these years, while owning and driving surprisingly small cars! I have also had larger cars but mostly small...I've had as far as larger cars: Ford Thunderbird, Chevy Camaro, Plymouth Breeze...not all LARGE cars but big none the less and roomy, at least for me behind the wheel...the real shock is that I have also had small cars: Pontiac Sunfire Coupe, a 92 Honda Accord Coupe, Toyota Celica, Honda CRX, and a Hyundai Elantra. My 04 Accord (the current G-Ride) is compact and sporty, but surprisingly large once you are up close to it, mostly in length but its good in width too... so when I bought it it was nice that I had a little more extension for my legs that my Elantra...plus my Honda is an Automatic, and my last few cars have been Stick Shifts...so there is even less effort on the part of my arthritic right hip, not having to move as much. But After driving a few Volkswagen while car shopping, I got spoiled with the amazing seats and cabin of the new Jetta. The seat goes so far back I could barely reach the pedals. It was quite the treat to drive. So I decide that if Kenny can give me more leg room in my already practically perfect vehicle, then I would be all kinds of happy. So Here I am, in his shop with a handful of hetero-mechanic types, sitting around, talking, and smoking having a good ole' time... and Kenny making pretty sparks with my seat. YES Im that big a dork. My baby is having surgery, and Im a proud papa bear cuz my little honda is taking it like a champ.
Alot of the guys here are old friends whom I used to hang out with all the time, and its cool seeing them, though they are all sitting around talking about beer and boobs and trucks and football and shit, and Im on the computer cuz really? As much as I know I am cool with them and vice versa, we have nothing in common anymore. One of them is Jim, he moved away long ago to northern california (lucky bastard) but he came own for some party this weekend...and I have to say, I thought he was cute back in the day, but now that he is 30 and has been doing construction for the past 7 years, his shoulders got all beefy and arms are all big...he looks DAMN good. But I dare not tell him or any of them that cuz yeah...can't have any of them gettin all "don't hit on us" cuz I always told them, even back in the day "What the fuck makes you think I would hit on YOU?!?!" and it was funny to watch their pride and ego get CRUSHED MERCILESSLY....but also kinda sad cuz they ARE cool guys, and surprisingly tolerant. If you saw them on the street you wouldn't think they would not only be cool with gay people, but had gay friends.
Well they are talking about fucking chicks back in high school...and how they compare to their NOW wives whom they have children with...on that note, Im gonna go smoke. Piece out bitches!!!! I love your faces!!!
xo
Proud Honda Papa Bear Andru
March 19, 2009
Oy Vay
Ugh what a week this has been. Drama Drama Drama.
The audacity of some people...its ridiculous. I mean , I always knew there was something off...but DAMN. The manipulation, the lies, the hissy fit and scene that was made was out of control. Now the fraud and the underhanded selfishness, willing to ruin someone else's life, to get what you want...something trivial even! You disgust me.
I am shocked, and yet, so overwhelmingly angry at the actions of some people, that I am just done with it. I don't like them, and don't want to know them anymore. Thankfully, I don't have to. HA!!!
I have decided that I have nothing to be ashamed of. I shower daily, I wear cool clothes, I drive a pretty hot car, I pay my own bills, and I am a good person, with a nice smile, and killer blue eyes. Im also funny as shit, and do NOT live a boring life...so what if Im not perfect...who cares we all have our demons... so fuck it...why hide.
For those of you who don't know...I am not a high school graduate. I went to High School for 4 years, but my fatal mistake..was getting a car, and a boyfriend, 4 months before graduation...I ditched alot, in my car, to go hang out with my 21 yr old boyfriend...then I turned 18 and they couldnt hold me as tightly, so I would just leave school to go see my boyfriend... DUMB...cuz I fell back on my work, and instead of graduating, I fell a few credits short... SO I never went back, shortly afterward, I had to fend for myself so I never really went back to finish. Frankly I never really had to worry about it until I got the wild hair up my ass to go to college. SO I put that off even further...but will no longer be doing that, as any of you who have read previous blogs should already know. Moving to go to School, and start over fresh, and be "the new guy." Well, all this has led me to the following BIG BIG NEWS.... on April 1st....IM TAKING THE G.E.D. !!!!! and I am so nervous about it that I don't know if I'm gonna shit, vomit, or have a nose bleed. I know I need to brush up on history, but MATH IS MY CRIPPLING WEAKNESS. Real life math is no problem, ya know, figuring out budgets, money, things like that, no problem, but when its n = some fraction x some other fraction that consists of two more letters and a number ...ya know....that shit...I know nothing about it. My friends Amanda and Jamie are apparently VERY good with Math...so I have help. I bought a book to help prep for the test too...I think I got the wrong book though. I got the study prep book for California High School Proficiency Exam...which I think is different from the GED. I dunno, but I figure math is universal so I can still use it.
So wish me luck!!!! Cuz If I pass, then I'm enrolling at DeVry and starting with DeVry April 27th. Im excited. I need to get student loans and stuff too..anyone who wants to help me with that who knows more about it than I do I would LOVE to hear from you. I have a few friends I can talk to that I know for sure will have info: Holly, Lisa, Katie, Jill...I have peeps, but damnit Im more than happy to have more...SO please let me know if you know anything maybe that I dont know about financial aid and student loans...specifically how to get MORE money. Sounds greedy but its part of a plan Im trying to put together.
Lets see what else is up.... I still like Mike. :-) alot. Umm...friendships are still changing and fading, while others grow stronger...
OH this weekend Im going to See Missy Higgins and Justin Nozuka live at the Orphium Theater in LA. EXCITED!!!!!!!
I think that about covers it...OH I need money. But thats nothing new. OK see ya bitches.
The audacity of some people...its ridiculous. I mean , I always knew there was something off...but DAMN. The manipulation, the lies, the hissy fit and scene that was made was out of control. Now the fraud and the underhanded selfishness, willing to ruin someone else's life, to get what you want...something trivial even! You disgust me.
I am shocked, and yet, so overwhelmingly angry at the actions of some people, that I am just done with it. I don't like them, and don't want to know them anymore. Thankfully, I don't have to. HA!!!
I have decided that I have nothing to be ashamed of. I shower daily, I wear cool clothes, I drive a pretty hot car, I pay my own bills, and I am a good person, with a nice smile, and killer blue eyes. Im also funny as shit, and do NOT live a boring life...so what if Im not perfect...who cares we all have our demons... so fuck it...why hide.
For those of you who don't know...I am not a high school graduate. I went to High School for 4 years, but my fatal mistake..was getting a car, and a boyfriend, 4 months before graduation...I ditched alot, in my car, to go hang out with my 21 yr old boyfriend...then I turned 18 and they couldnt hold me as tightly, so I would just leave school to go see my boyfriend... DUMB...cuz I fell back on my work, and instead of graduating, I fell a few credits short... SO I never went back, shortly afterward, I had to fend for myself so I never really went back to finish. Frankly I never really had to worry about it until I got the wild hair up my ass to go to college. SO I put that off even further...but will no longer be doing that, as any of you who have read previous blogs should already know. Moving to go to School, and start over fresh, and be "the new guy." Well, all this has led me to the following BIG BIG NEWS.... on April 1st....IM TAKING THE G.E.D. !!!!! and I am so nervous about it that I don't know if I'm gonna shit, vomit, or have a nose bleed. I know I need to brush up on history, but MATH IS MY CRIPPLING WEAKNESS. Real life math is no problem, ya know, figuring out budgets, money, things like that, no problem, but when its n = some fraction x some other fraction that consists of two more letters and a number ...ya know....that shit...I know nothing about it. My friends Amanda and Jamie are apparently VERY good with Math...so I have help. I bought a book to help prep for the test too...I think I got the wrong book though. I got the study prep book for California High School Proficiency Exam...which I think is different from the GED. I dunno, but I figure math is universal so I can still use it.
So wish me luck!!!! Cuz If I pass, then I'm enrolling at DeVry and starting with DeVry April 27th. Im excited. I need to get student loans and stuff too..anyone who wants to help me with that who knows more about it than I do I would LOVE to hear from you. I have a few friends I can talk to that I know for sure will have info: Holly, Lisa, Katie, Jill...I have peeps, but damnit Im more than happy to have more...SO please let me know if you know anything maybe that I dont know about financial aid and student loans...specifically how to get MORE money. Sounds greedy but its part of a plan Im trying to put together.
Lets see what else is up.... I still like Mike. :-) alot. Umm...friendships are still changing and fading, while others grow stronger...
OH this weekend Im going to See Missy Higgins and Justin Nozuka live at the Orphium Theater in LA. EXCITED!!!!!!!
I think that about covers it...OH I need money. But thats nothing new. OK see ya bitches.
March 16, 2009
Improvement
I just read something that changed my mood completely. My mood ring went from ( as seen on my previous post today) a filthy grown to a slightly calmer greenish...
It's going to sound emo but for years, I have told either my ex, or certain friends I have opened up to...that my soul and my heart feel cracked. Ya know, a little bit lilo & stitch..."broken but still good"....
Well I was thinking about this a few minutes ago when I got an email from my beloved Jessica...my honey bunny, my roommate, my friend, my boo....and at the very end it said this:
"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."
:-)
It's going to sound emo but for years, I have told either my ex, or certain friends I have opened up to...that my soul and my heart feel cracked. Ya know, a little bit lilo & stitch..."broken but still good"....
Well I was thinking about this a few minutes ago when I got an email from my beloved Jessica...my honey bunny, my roommate, my friend, my boo....and at the very end it said this:
"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."
:-)
There's only so much of me to go around...
I'm stretched as thin as can be. Obviously that is a metaphorical statement as there is nothing thin about me with the exception of my hair...thank you old age.
Between planning to move, trying to meet "someone special" (if that person even exists at this point), Trying to remain sane, and roller derby, the next two or three months are going to full of traveling. I only have so much energy, and I think I'm gonna ware myself out. Plus I'm going to make the effort to go out more and be more social and meet new people and try once again (hopefully not in vain) to give the gays another chance and hit some gay events. A new friend of mine via facebook organizes a gay mens/bearish cub group party thing called Kuma in Pomona...I guess its once a month...I dont know, but Im going to the next one. Im going to try to release my inhibitions and just have fun, and not give a fuck what anyone thinks about it.
Travel:
March: L.A. to see Missy Higgins & Justin Nozuka
San Diego to check out rental properties and check out the area and try to get a lay out of my new home. Also, hoping to visit with Mike and Rick. I should probably confirm with them, otherwise why bother getting my hopes up.
April: Gay Day at the Southern Renaissance Fair. Never been, sound fun, looking to get swash-buckled or Pillage some cute guys village :-)
Going to the Getty Museum for my friends birthday.
May: End of May, 3 day weekend up to San Francisco for a day, then up to Humboldt for a Derby bout we're playing in the next day, then drive home.
....other than that, I'm hoping to spend some weekends in S.D. apartment/house hunting, making friends, etc etc...and then moving in July.
Busy Busy Busy. OH and somewhere in that mix I need to get my G.E.D., enroll at DeVry, and get student loans set up so I can buy school supplies and prepare to move.
And YES its a lot to do, and some people may think that I should give myself more time, but I don't want to. I Don't want to take anymore time than absolutely necessary. I have wasted the past 10 years learning how to survive, and going a whole lotta NO WHERE in Ventura County, a place I am starting to loathe by the way. I just want out. I'm sure I will miss it when I'm gone but right now, I kinda...fucking hate it. I'm sick of it.
I feel like my life has gone head first into a period of transition and instead of waiting it out and surveying the aftermath, Im grabbing the reigns and riding this transition. I am going to have a say in this transition damnit.
I remember a prayer or an AA chant or something that said "Give me the strength to change the things I can change, and the knowledge to recognize the things I cannot change"...or something like that...anyway I am going to do everything I can to change the thing I need changed. As for the things that are changing that I have no control over...I kinda don't care anymore. There has been some drama with a few friends of mine, and I wont go into it cuz Im not putting that out on blast, BUT its fucking retarded, and i think the people involved are making a bigger deal out of it than it needs to be because its just dumb... but it doesn't involve me, and I intend to keep it that way...and if I get dragged into it...oh you will NOT be happy, cuz I will not have anything nice to say about it. I have other friendships that are fading, we are growing apart...sometimes I think I'm growing and they arent, sometimes I think they are sick of me and want new things, a feeling I can totally understand...SO I take it for what it is. I'm not going to hold on to stuff just because Im used to it. Im kinda done. Im really fucking tired of the same shit different day life. Im fucking tired of being expected to behave or act or think a certain way because it's whats expected of me or because its how I have always been...well ya know what, sometimes the way you have always been is fucking shitty now. I'm tired of NOT changing, Im tired of judgment from those who DON'T want to change, and I'm tired of being studied, or having people think they have to observe me to see if they can talk to me. Fuck off. If you cant just talk to me, especially if we are friends, then I don't wanna know what your problem is, and I don't care. Cry to someone else.
Im tired of this half assed behavior from people. Its not everyone, but some of them are on my nerves. If you have a problem, talk to me, if you are mad, explain it to me, if you are happy, share it with me, if you have feelings for me, fucking tell me!! don't be a pussy, if you aren't interested in me, say so! So I can stop hoping for something thats not possible. Im You have concerns, questions, then MAN UP AND TALK TO ME. I dont give a shit, as long as we approach it calmly like adults Im fine, if its gonna be snide comments, drama, attitude, then Im gonna tell you to fuck yourself and stop talking to me, cuz Im not something to be observed, Im not some stupid little child for you to talk down to. I've met my quota of taking peoples shit.
Now I feel better. :-)
Between planning to move, trying to meet "someone special" (if that person even exists at this point), Trying to remain sane, and roller derby, the next two or three months are going to full of traveling. I only have so much energy, and I think I'm gonna ware myself out. Plus I'm going to make the effort to go out more and be more social and meet new people and try once again (hopefully not in vain) to give the gays another chance and hit some gay events. A new friend of mine via facebook organizes a gay mens/bearish cub group party thing called Kuma in Pomona...I guess its once a month...I dont know, but Im going to the next one. Im going to try to release my inhibitions and just have fun, and not give a fuck what anyone thinks about it.
Travel:
March: L.A. to see Missy Higgins & Justin Nozuka
San Diego to check out rental properties and check out the area and try to get a lay out of my new home. Also, hoping to visit with Mike and Rick. I should probably confirm with them, otherwise why bother getting my hopes up.
April: Gay Day at the Southern Renaissance Fair. Never been, sound fun, looking to get swash-buckled or Pillage some cute guys village :-)
Going to the Getty Museum for my friends birthday.
May: End of May, 3 day weekend up to San Francisco for a day, then up to Humboldt for a Derby bout we're playing in the next day, then drive home.
....other than that, I'm hoping to spend some weekends in S.D. apartment/house hunting, making friends, etc etc...and then moving in July.
Busy Busy Busy. OH and somewhere in that mix I need to get my G.E.D., enroll at DeVry, and get student loans set up so I can buy school supplies and prepare to move.
And YES its a lot to do, and some people may think that I should give myself more time, but I don't want to. I Don't want to take anymore time than absolutely necessary. I have wasted the past 10 years learning how to survive, and going a whole lotta NO WHERE in Ventura County, a place I am starting to loathe by the way. I just want out. I'm sure I will miss it when I'm gone but right now, I kinda...fucking hate it. I'm sick of it.
I feel like my life has gone head first into a period of transition and instead of waiting it out and surveying the aftermath, Im grabbing the reigns and riding this transition. I am going to have a say in this transition damnit.
I remember a prayer or an AA chant or something that said "Give me the strength to change the things I can change, and the knowledge to recognize the things I cannot change"...or something like that...anyway I am going to do everything I can to change the thing I need changed. As for the things that are changing that I have no control over...I kinda don't care anymore. There has been some drama with a few friends of mine, and I wont go into it cuz Im not putting that out on blast, BUT its fucking retarded, and i think the people involved are making a bigger deal out of it than it needs to be because its just dumb... but it doesn't involve me, and I intend to keep it that way...and if I get dragged into it...oh you will NOT be happy, cuz I will not have anything nice to say about it. I have other friendships that are fading, we are growing apart...sometimes I think I'm growing and they arent, sometimes I think they are sick of me and want new things, a feeling I can totally understand...SO I take it for what it is. I'm not going to hold on to stuff just because Im used to it. Im kinda done. Im really fucking tired of the same shit different day life. Im fucking tired of being expected to behave or act or think a certain way because it's whats expected of me or because its how I have always been...well ya know what, sometimes the way you have always been is fucking shitty now. I'm tired of NOT changing, Im tired of judgment from those who DON'T want to change, and I'm tired of being studied, or having people think they have to observe me to see if they can talk to me. Fuck off. If you cant just talk to me, especially if we are friends, then I don't wanna know what your problem is, and I don't care. Cry to someone else.
Im tired of this half assed behavior from people. Its not everyone, but some of them are on my nerves. If you have a problem, talk to me, if you are mad, explain it to me, if you are happy, share it with me, if you have feelings for me, fucking tell me!! don't be a pussy, if you aren't interested in me, say so! So I can stop hoping for something thats not possible. Im You have concerns, questions, then MAN UP AND TALK TO ME. I dont give a shit, as long as we approach it calmly like adults Im fine, if its gonna be snide comments, drama, attitude, then Im gonna tell you to fuck yourself and stop talking to me, cuz Im not something to be observed, Im not some stupid little child for you to talk down to. I've met my quota of taking peoples shit.
Now I feel better. :-)
March 13, 2009
March 12, 2009
Viva La Musica!!!!
Got some good stuff for ya. Here is what I am currently rockin out too. Give it a listen if you are into music or need to find new music or, if you are like me, you crave new music, beats, sounds, and need to experience that moment when you fall in love with a song...its sooooooo good. :)
Keri Hilson - Energy
Taylor Swift - You're Not Sorry (The CSI Remix) ***Jessica sent it to me, Thanks Boo!)
Death Cab for Cutie - Cath...
Ne-Yo - Mad
Ne-Yo - Closer
Katy Perry - Self Inflicted
Katy Perry - Use Your Love
David Archuleta - Crush
Jennifer Paige - Crush
Pink - Fingers
Leona Lewis - I Will Be
No Doubt - Spiderwebs
Ciara - Never Ever
Ram Jam - Black Betty
Keri Hilson - Energy
Taylor Swift - You're Not Sorry (The CSI Remix) ***Jessica sent it to me, Thanks Boo!)
Death Cab for Cutie - Cath...
Ne-Yo - Mad
Ne-Yo - Closer
Katy Perry - Self Inflicted
Katy Perry - Use Your Love
David Archuleta - Crush
Jennifer Paige - Crush
Pink - Fingers
Leona Lewis - I Will Be
No Doubt - Spiderwebs
Ciara - Never Ever
Ram Jam - Black Betty
March 9, 2009
I Like Boys.
" I Like Boys" is going to be my newest category on the blog. This will include celebs, random people i find on the street, random people I find online...all whom I think are yummy. Enjoy.
PAUL RUDD...funny AND sexy
Bobby Cannevale...tall, dark, handsome
Bradley Cooper...eyes and smile...and pecs.
go touch yourselves you naughty bitches. hahahaha
PAUL RUDD...funny AND sexy
Bobby Cannevale...tall, dark, handsome
Bradley Cooper...eyes and smile...and pecs.
go touch yourselves you naughty bitches. hahahaha
Jokes...not for the politically correct crowd.
I have heard alot of jokes over the years, and here are some of the best...at least the best in my mind cuz I laughed the hardest. OH and B-T-dubs, I am NOT taking credit for any of these jokes.
BE ADVISED: The following jokes are offensive, racist, sexist, anti gay/jew/blonde etc etc. Please remember, satire is needed. Please have a sense of humor and enough brain capacity to remember that I may not necessarily believe in the words in these jokes, but i found them funny...because I have a sense of humor. If you think they are NOT funny and get all butt hurt and "boo-boo kitty face" about them...spare the hate mail. Cuz I'll destroy you in every way possible.
Summary....pull your head out of your ass and laugh.
Here we go:
What do you say to a black man in a 3-piece suit? "Will the Defendant please rise."
(you can replace "black man" with "Chris Brown" if you wish.)
What's the difference between black folks, and tires? Tires don't sing "amazing Grace" when you put chains on them.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free Pork
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until the boy is at LEAST 14 yrs old before it fucks his face.
What's fun for 9 out of 10 people? Gang Rape.
What do you call a bloody tampon in warm water? Vampire's Teabag.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothin, ya done told her twice.
How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does the 12 yr old virgin from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? "get off me Pa, yer smashin my smokes!"
What's the difference between "choose" and "Select"? Select is when you make a choice, choose are what mexicans wear on their feet.
What happened to the black woman who had an abortion? She got a check in the mail from Crime Stoppers.
What's the difference between a fag and a rooster? Rooster says "Cock-a-doodle dooooo!!" and a fag says "Any Cock'll Doooooo!!!"
How do you blind fold an asian? Dental Floss.
What do you name a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? "Sparky"
What do you name a dog with one eye, three legs and no teeth? "Lucky"
BE ADVISED: The following jokes are offensive, racist, sexist, anti gay/jew/blonde etc etc. Please remember, satire is needed. Please have a sense of humor and enough brain capacity to remember that I may not necessarily believe in the words in these jokes, but i found them funny...because I have a sense of humor. If you think they are NOT funny and get all butt hurt and "boo-boo kitty face" about them...spare the hate mail. Cuz I'll destroy you in every way possible.
Summary....pull your head out of your ass and laugh.
Here we go:
What do you say to a black man in a 3-piece suit? "Will the Defendant please rise."
(you can replace "black man" with "Chris Brown" if you wish.)
What's the difference between black folks, and tires? Tires don't sing "amazing Grace" when you put chains on them.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free Pork
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until the boy is at LEAST 14 yrs old before it fucks his face.
What's fun for 9 out of 10 people? Gang Rape.
What do you call a bloody tampon in warm water? Vampire's Teabag.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothin, ya done told her twice.
How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does the 12 yr old virgin from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? "get off me Pa, yer smashin my smokes!"
What's the difference between "choose" and "Select"? Select is when you make a choice, choose are what mexicans wear on their feet.
What happened to the black woman who had an abortion? She got a check in the mail from Crime Stoppers.
What's the difference between a fag and a rooster? Rooster says "Cock-a-doodle dooooo!!" and a fag says "Any Cock'll Doooooo!!!"
How do you blind fold an asian? Dental Floss.
What do you name a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? "Sparky"
What do you name a dog with one eye, three legs and no teeth? "Lucky"
March 5, 2009
FML
FML = Fuck My Life
I dont know if these stories are real...I've hear they are total crap, but they are funny as shit so I dont care!!
"Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML"
I dont know if these stories are real...I've hear they are total crap, but they are funny as shit so I dont care!!
"Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML"
Too Much Information:
yeah like that ever stopped me. pfft.
So after years of dealing with pain, ugliness and embarrassment, I think I have figured out what may actually be wrong with my skin! THERE IS A NAME FOR IT!!!! I will spare you the pictures I have found cuz they are beyond gross and disgusting...and My case isnt NEARLY as severe as the ones photographed.
Since I am bo red at work, I decided to let you all know that Im NOT just crazy and unclean, there is something legitimately wrong with my skin. HA
HIDRADENITIS SUPPURATIVA
Hidradenitis Suppurativa (HS) is an uncommon chronic inflammatory skin condition.
It effects inverse areas of the body, top of inner thighs, bottom, genitals, armpits, under the breasts in women and less commonly the stomach, hair line and behind the ears.
The symptoms of Hidradenitis Suppurativa vary greatly, it can be as slight as black heads and pimples or as serious as large draining lesions, growing to the size of golf balls.
It has been suggested that HS may not be as rare as believed, but that people are hesitant to come forward through shame and embarrassment. Also the figures are low through lack of accurate diagnosis.
Very little research has been done into Hidradenitis Suppurativa. It is known as an 'orphan' illness, which means, because it is considered rare there are no pharmaceutical companies that have taken up the challenge to find a decent treatment or cure. What we do know however, is that it is caused by the tendency of the appocrine hair follicle to become blocked. The question now is why?
HS has been linked with auto immune disorders, it also has been found to have a genetic link. HS is more common in women, and seems to be effected by the hormones, although no exact pattern has emerged. As with many skin disorders, HS symptoms are increased by stress.
The three clinical stages of Hidradenitis Suppurativa :
* Stage 1: Single or multiple abscesses form, without sinus tracts and cicatrization (scar formation)
* Stage 2: Recurrent abscesses form, with tract formation and cicatrization. There may be single or multiple widely separated lesions.
* Stage 3: Diffuse or near-diffuse involvement or multiple interconnected tracts and abscesses are observed across the entire area
It has been reported that as many as 80% of HS sufferers are diagnosed as clinically depressed. Depression is common amongst people who have to live in chronic pain. It can be treated with medication, but to cure the depression completely the reason for the depression must be removed. As there is no known cure for HS, this is not possible.
Diagnosis of Hidradenitis Suppurativa
If you have more than three boils in any one year, you should visit your Medical Practitioner.
Boils can be a symptom of many illnesses and your doctor should test you for these. The diagnosis of Hidradenitis Suppurativa generally comes from the dermatologist, and is made from observing the areas where the boil-like lesion are, and the common presence of black heads and scarring.
It is easily diagnosed if the dermatologist is familiar with the skin disorder.
Medical Treatments for Hidradenitis Suppurativa
There is not a single treatment that has been developed specifically for Hidradenitis. Therefore active involvement in choosing treatment and research is advisable. What may work for one patient, may be detrimental to another.
Although HS is not Acne, the symptoms are sometimes similar and Dermatologists are keen to suggest Acne treatments, which have been proved to be ill-effective.
Here is a list of the current treatments that may be offered to HS patients:
* Antibiotics, (commonly tetracyclines) long term as a preventive measure, and short term (typically Ciprofloxicillin) for secondary infections. Many of these antibiotics react badly with sunlight and alcohol, and can cause nausea and bowel problems.
* High-dose systemic steroids for their inflammatory effect.
* Birth control Pills, as a measure to balance hormones.
* Retinoids have been used with limited results.
Surgical treatments for Hidradenitis Suppurativa
* Stage 1: May need incision and drainage
* Stage 2: recurring lesions can be surgically removed along with any connecting tracts. Secondary healing is found to be most effective. There is a 50% chance of reoccurrence.
* Stage 3: As the disease progresses, skin grafts and plastic surgery may be needed because of poor healing.
Radiotherapy is a treatment that is starting to be used again for HS.
A recent study by Frochlich et al in Germany reported complete relief in 38% of patients, 40% dramatically improved and 2% had no effect. There were no reported complications, associated with the radiation.
So after years of dealing with pain, ugliness and embarrassment, I think I have figured out what may actually be wrong with my skin! THERE IS A NAME FOR IT!!!! I will spare you the pictures I have found cuz they are beyond gross and disgusting...and My case isnt NEARLY as severe as the ones photographed.
Since I am bo red at work, I decided to let you all know that Im NOT just crazy and unclean, there is something legitimately wrong with my skin. HA
HIDRADENITIS SUPPURATIVA
Hidradenitis Suppurativa (HS) is an uncommon chronic inflammatory skin condition.
It effects inverse areas of the body, top of inner thighs, bottom, genitals, armpits, under the breasts in women and less commonly the stomach, hair line and behind the ears.
The symptoms of Hidradenitis Suppurativa vary greatly, it can be as slight as black heads and pimples or as serious as large draining lesions, growing to the size of golf balls.
It has been suggested that HS may not be as rare as believed, but that people are hesitant to come forward through shame and embarrassment. Also the figures are low through lack of accurate diagnosis.
Very little research has been done into Hidradenitis Suppurativa. It is known as an 'orphan' illness, which means, because it is considered rare there are no pharmaceutical companies that have taken up the challenge to find a decent treatment or cure. What we do know however, is that it is caused by the tendency of the appocrine hair follicle to become blocked. The question now is why?
HS has been linked with auto immune disorders, it also has been found to have a genetic link. HS is more common in women, and seems to be effected by the hormones, although no exact pattern has emerged. As with many skin disorders, HS symptoms are increased by stress.
The three clinical stages of Hidradenitis Suppurativa :
* Stage 1: Single or multiple abscesses form, without sinus tracts and cicatrization (scar formation)
* Stage 2: Recurrent abscesses form, with tract formation and cicatrization. There may be single or multiple widely separated lesions.
* Stage 3: Diffuse or near-diffuse involvement or multiple interconnected tracts and abscesses are observed across the entire area
It has been reported that as many as 80% of HS sufferers are diagnosed as clinically depressed. Depression is common amongst people who have to live in chronic pain. It can be treated with medication, but to cure the depression completely the reason for the depression must be removed. As there is no known cure for HS, this is not possible.
Diagnosis of Hidradenitis Suppurativa
If you have more than three boils in any one year, you should visit your Medical Practitioner.
Boils can be a symptom of many illnesses and your doctor should test you for these. The diagnosis of Hidradenitis Suppurativa generally comes from the dermatologist, and is made from observing the areas where the boil-like lesion are, and the common presence of black heads and scarring.
It is easily diagnosed if the dermatologist is familiar with the skin disorder.
Medical Treatments for Hidradenitis Suppurativa
There is not a single treatment that has been developed specifically for Hidradenitis. Therefore active involvement in choosing treatment and research is advisable. What may work for one patient, may be detrimental to another.
Although HS is not Acne, the symptoms are sometimes similar and Dermatologists are keen to suggest Acne treatments, which have been proved to be ill-effective.
Here is a list of the current treatments that may be offered to HS patients:
* Antibiotics, (commonly tetracyclines) long term as a preventive measure, and short term (typically Ciprofloxicillin) for secondary infections. Many of these antibiotics react badly with sunlight and alcohol, and can cause nausea and bowel problems.
* High-dose systemic steroids for their inflammatory effect.
* Birth control Pills, as a measure to balance hormones.
* Retinoids have been used with limited results.
Surgical treatments for Hidradenitis Suppurativa
* Stage 1: May need incision and drainage
* Stage 2: recurring lesions can be surgically removed along with any connecting tracts. Secondary healing is found to be most effective. There is a 50% chance of reoccurrence.
* Stage 3: As the disease progresses, skin grafts and plastic surgery may be needed because of poor healing.
Radiotherapy is a treatment that is starting to be used again for HS.
A recent study by Frochlich et al in Germany reported complete relief in 38% of patients, 40% dramatically improved and 2% had no effect. There were no reported complications, associated with the radiation.
March 4, 2009
its BAAAAAAAACK!!!! Bring it on H8RS!!
Tomorrow, Prop 8 goes up for debate. Frankly I think that the whole thing is ridiculous. Bigotry is EVERY form should illegal. the end.
I got this info from US News:
A majority of California voters may have supported Proposition 8, the constitutional amendment passed four months ago that eliminated the rights of same-sex couples to marry. But as the state Supreme Court prepares to hear oral arguments on a series of legal challenges to the law tomorrow, more and more members of the state's political establishment continue to take a public stand against it—raising questions, in some quarters, about why so many politicians here have opted to openly break with a majority of voters.
This week, both houses of the state Legislature and the state's attorney general, Jerry Brown, roundly condemned the law and asked the Supreme Court to overturn it. The state's governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, both of its U.S. senators, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer, and its highest-ranking congresswoman, Nancy Pelosi, have all made statements since the election denouncing the law. Proposition 8, which defines marriage as only between a man and a woman, passed in November with 52 percent of the vote.
In a party-line vote on Monday, the Democrat-controlled state Legislature took a legal stand against the law, passing a nonbinding resolution declaring that voters alone did not have the right to amend the Constitution in this case. The resolution asserts that Prop. 8, because it strips a minority group of a constitutionally protected right by mere majority vote, is an improper revision of the Constitution. Since a revision requires a two-thirds vote of the state Legislature before it can appear on the ballot—something Proposition 8 never got—lawmakers have asked the court to render the law invalid.
"We're talking about a radical revision to our Constitution," says Mark Leno, an openly gay state senator from San Francisco who has sponsored several bills passed by lawmakers in the past few years that would have legalized same-sex marriage, only to see Schwarzenegger veto them. "Do we have a constitutional democracy in California, or do we have mob rule, where a majority of Californians can change the Constitution at any time?"
Brown, whose office argued against the legalization of same-sex marriage last year when the Supreme Court first heard arguments on the subject, is also urging the court to invalidate Proposition 8. "The case touches the heart of our democracy," Brown said in a statement yesterday, comparing the initiative to a law passed in 1964 by 65 percent of voters that would have legalized racial discrimination in the selling or renting of housing. The California Supreme Court ultimately struck down that proposition. "As California's attorney general," Brown said, "I believe the court should strike down Proposition 8 for remarkably similar reasons—because it unconstitutionally discriminates against same-sex couples and deprives them of the fundamental right to marry."
There has been a lot of discussion among political analysts here in the past few months about why so many high-profile political figures in the state have been willing to throw their support behind a position disapproved of by a majority of voters. Schwarzenegger has explained away his previous vetoes of same-sex marriage legislation by saying he refused to sign the bills while the Supreme Court was considering the matter. But Brown, in particular, who is considering a run for governor in 2010, has seemed to abruptly change sides in the past year.
Experts believe there are two likely explanations for the A-list political support: First, only a small majority of voters supported Proposition 8, far fewer than have supported bans on same-sex marriage in the past, and polls show the support dwindling. Because younger voters and most Democrats in this state don't have an objection to gays and lesbians marrying, there is very little political pressure on many Democratic politicians in the state to support a ban.
There are also legitimate constitutional questions about Proposition 8, experts say. Once the Supreme Court found the ban on gay marriage unconstitutional last year, the legal landscape changed. The court not only said marriage was a fundamental right but set a precedent by putting sexual orientation in the same legally protected class as race and gender. For Brown, especially, this meant that upholding the law, no matter what the voters said, now meant fighting Proposition 8.
"The idea that a simple majority can vote away a fundamental right from one minority, whoever it may be—the more [Brown] looked at it, the more he said to himself, 'This is not the way American constitutionalism is supposed to work,' " says Evan Wolfson, executive director of Freedom to Marry, a gay rights advocacy group. "There are other attorneys general in other cases in other states who've said, 'We're with you; we believe gay people should have the freedom to marry. But my job is to defend the law, and I have to do my job.' People tend to understand that. But I think when he was preparing to defend it, he decided it really was indefensible."
The court's ruling last spring rested on a 4-to-3 majority. If the justices vote the same way in the cases before them tomorrow, Proposition 8 would be invalidated. After the court hears arguments tomorrow, it will have 90 days to issue a decision.
I got this info from US News:
A majority of California voters may have supported Proposition 8, the constitutional amendment passed four months ago that eliminated the rights of same-sex couples to marry. But as the state Supreme Court prepares to hear oral arguments on a series of legal challenges to the law tomorrow, more and more members of the state's political establishment continue to take a public stand against it—raising questions, in some quarters, about why so many politicians here have opted to openly break with a majority of voters.
This week, both houses of the state Legislature and the state's attorney general, Jerry Brown, roundly condemned the law and asked the Supreme Court to overturn it. The state's governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, both of its U.S. senators, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer, and its highest-ranking congresswoman, Nancy Pelosi, have all made statements since the election denouncing the law. Proposition 8, which defines marriage as only between a man and a woman, passed in November with 52 percent of the vote.
In a party-line vote on Monday, the Democrat-controlled state Legislature took a legal stand against the law, passing a nonbinding resolution declaring that voters alone did not have the right to amend the Constitution in this case. The resolution asserts that Prop. 8, because it strips a minority group of a constitutionally protected right by mere majority vote, is an improper revision of the Constitution. Since a revision requires a two-thirds vote of the state Legislature before it can appear on the ballot—something Proposition 8 never got—lawmakers have asked the court to render the law invalid.
"We're talking about a radical revision to our Constitution," says Mark Leno, an openly gay state senator from San Francisco who has sponsored several bills passed by lawmakers in the past few years that would have legalized same-sex marriage, only to see Schwarzenegger veto them. "Do we have a constitutional democracy in California, or do we have mob rule, where a majority of Californians can change the Constitution at any time?"
Brown, whose office argued against the legalization of same-sex marriage last year when the Supreme Court first heard arguments on the subject, is also urging the court to invalidate Proposition 8. "The case touches the heart of our democracy," Brown said in a statement yesterday, comparing the initiative to a law passed in 1964 by 65 percent of voters that would have legalized racial discrimination in the selling or renting of housing. The California Supreme Court ultimately struck down that proposition. "As California's attorney general," Brown said, "I believe the court should strike down Proposition 8 for remarkably similar reasons—because it unconstitutionally discriminates against same-sex couples and deprives them of the fundamental right to marry."
There has been a lot of discussion among political analysts here in the past few months about why so many high-profile political figures in the state have been willing to throw their support behind a position disapproved of by a majority of voters. Schwarzenegger has explained away his previous vetoes of same-sex marriage legislation by saying he refused to sign the bills while the Supreme Court was considering the matter. But Brown, in particular, who is considering a run for governor in 2010, has seemed to abruptly change sides in the past year.
Experts believe there are two likely explanations for the A-list political support: First, only a small majority of voters supported Proposition 8, far fewer than have supported bans on same-sex marriage in the past, and polls show the support dwindling. Because younger voters and most Democrats in this state don't have an objection to gays and lesbians marrying, there is very little political pressure on many Democratic politicians in the state to support a ban.
There are also legitimate constitutional questions about Proposition 8, experts say. Once the Supreme Court found the ban on gay marriage unconstitutional last year, the legal landscape changed. The court not only said marriage was a fundamental right but set a precedent by putting sexual orientation in the same legally protected class as race and gender. For Brown, especially, this meant that upholding the law, no matter what the voters said, now meant fighting Proposition 8.
"The idea that a simple majority can vote away a fundamental right from one minority, whoever it may be—the more [Brown] looked at it, the more he said to himself, 'This is not the way American constitutionalism is supposed to work,' " says Evan Wolfson, executive director of Freedom to Marry, a gay rights advocacy group. "There are other attorneys general in other cases in other states who've said, 'We're with you; we believe gay people should have the freedom to marry. But my job is to defend the law, and I have to do my job.' People tend to understand that. But I think when he was preparing to defend it, he decided it really was indefensible."
The court's ruling last spring rested on a 4-to-3 majority. If the justices vote the same way in the cases before them tomorrow, Proposition 8 would be invalidated. After the court hears arguments tomorrow, it will have 90 days to issue a decision.
Stuff, Things, and Everything in Between
I'm back. like 10 minutes after the first post. ha.
I am filled with random knowledge and facts, and have decided to share. Cuz sharing is caring.
Lobsters: I don't understand why people fall all over themselves for lobster. It was originally a poor folks food. Back in the 19-god only knows when's, only the poorest of people ate lobster because is was the cheapest form of sea food you could get. Then some freak comes along, finds a way to make it more delicious, then sells it for a fortune...now we have this obsession with lobster being the top of the line dinner food.
I will have you know that the closest biological relative to the lobster...IS THE COCKROACH. You read that correctly. Ya know how in the feline family, there are lions, tigers, lynx, panthers, leopards, house cats, etc etc.... well the Lobster's closest genetic relative...is the commonly killed, disgusting cockroach. You just paid $29.99 to eat the cockroach of the sea.
Has it this ever happened to you? Someone is coming over to your home and you dont have time to freshen everything and you are worried your house isnt very fresh smelling? WELL, let me tell you, Febreeze is great and all, but it requires DRYING TIME. You dont want some hottie to lay on your bed and be "moistened" by your febreezed comforter or pillows. No No, they should be moistened cuz they want to make babies with you. haha
Simple easy solution...take your favorite perfume or cologne, and spray it once or twice on a COLD light bulb. Then turn the light on, as the bulb warms, the air will fill with the scent of your perfume or cologne. :-) BEWARE, if you spray it on a hot bulb, it will cause the bulb to burst. (learned that the hard way...almost electrocuted myself...could have died)
Why DO we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? No one has ever been able to answer that.
Why can't Miley Cyrus conduct herself with some class? She can Act like a normal fairly well spoken teen on T.V. why not in real life? In real life she is like a raspy voiced drunken redneck baboon. I'm embarrassed for her. I gotta give her props though, even though its statutory rape, her 21 yr old boyfriend....H.O.T. Not everyone will understand what I'm about to say...but here it is...I'm totally Team Selena. Fuck Miley.
I really REALLY don't like Mariah Carey. I used to love her! But all this new MiMi bullshit music thats just back tacky beats over back lyrics...I cant stand it. She needs to accept her age, accept that she isn't gonna look like she did when she was 20, stop making a fool of yourself. Again, I will give her props though, she married Nick Cannon...who, at least in my opinion, its fuckin hot. You take off the goofy over-sized clothes, and the wanna-be playa attitude, and he is tall, lean, worked out sexy chocolate.
Did you know that in Indonesia...masturbation can be punishable by decapitation?!?!?! Remind me never to go to Indonesia.
I absolutely cannot stand when people say "pacifically" instead of "specifically" OMG learn to speak...ignorant.
OK Im going to lunch now. L8R GATORS
I am filled with random knowledge and facts, and have decided to share. Cuz sharing is caring.
Lobsters: I don't understand why people fall all over themselves for lobster. It was originally a poor folks food. Back in the 19-god only knows when's, only the poorest of people ate lobster because is was the cheapest form of sea food you could get. Then some freak comes along, finds a way to make it more delicious, then sells it for a fortune...now we have this obsession with lobster being the top of the line dinner food.
I will have you know that the closest biological relative to the lobster...IS THE COCKROACH. You read that correctly. Ya know how in the feline family, there are lions, tigers, lynx, panthers, leopards, house cats, etc etc.... well the Lobster's closest genetic relative...is the commonly killed, disgusting cockroach. You just paid $29.99 to eat the cockroach of the sea.
Has it this ever happened to you? Someone is coming over to your home and you dont have time to freshen everything and you are worried your house isnt very fresh smelling? WELL, let me tell you, Febreeze is great and all, but it requires DRYING TIME. You dont want some hottie to lay on your bed and be "moistened" by your febreezed comforter or pillows. No No, they should be moistened cuz they want to make babies with you. haha
Simple easy solution...take your favorite perfume or cologne, and spray it once or twice on a COLD light bulb. Then turn the light on, as the bulb warms, the air will fill with the scent of your perfume or cologne. :-) BEWARE, if you spray it on a hot bulb, it will cause the bulb to burst. (learned that the hard way...almost electrocuted myself...could have died)
Why DO we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? No one has ever been able to answer that.
Why can't Miley Cyrus conduct herself with some class? She can Act like a normal fairly well spoken teen on T.V. why not in real life? In real life she is like a raspy voiced drunken redneck baboon. I'm embarrassed for her. I gotta give her props though, even though its statutory rape, her 21 yr old boyfriend....H.O.T. Not everyone will understand what I'm about to say...but here it is...I'm totally Team Selena. Fuck Miley.
I really REALLY don't like Mariah Carey. I used to love her! But all this new MiMi bullshit music thats just back tacky beats over back lyrics...I cant stand it. She needs to accept her age, accept that she isn't gonna look like she did when she was 20, stop making a fool of yourself. Again, I will give her props though, she married Nick Cannon...who, at least in my opinion, its fuckin hot. You take off the goofy over-sized clothes, and the wanna-be playa attitude, and he is tall, lean, worked out sexy chocolate.
Did you know that in Indonesia...masturbation can be punishable by decapitation?!?!?! Remind me never to go to Indonesia.
I absolutely cannot stand when people say "pacifically" instead of "specifically" OMG learn to speak...ignorant.
OK Im going to lunch now. L8R GATORS
.....no point, just blah blah blah-ing
hey hey peeps, what it is?
I have no subject for this blog, its just random. I am killing time while bored at work.
So...umm, yeah. I had a ham sandwich today...surprisingly very good considering I bought it on a whim at a nearby gas station. Weird. So I have been feeling strange lately. I find that I am not longer putting up with shit from anyone, anywhere, at anytime. If I dont like it, I walk away. I can't tell you how liberating that is. I am considerate of only those who are considerate of me.
I am also tired alot of the time. I think I need more sleep...or better sleep, I dunno.
what else...OH I have been very lax on my blogging. This is a direct result of my being so god damned tired all the time. I am also in a dry spell apparently. I have not been very witty or creative, or even motivated to find new douchebags, classy ladies, lolcats, or other such random topics to poke fun at, talk about, or just share. I havent even really heard enough new music to share.
I hope you all can understand that right now, with this economy, subject matter is hard to find. LOL
I have not abandoned my blog, or the efforts towards making money, Im just...fucking exhausted all the time! hahaha. I promise when I get a chance to rest, and I get some subject matter, you will be the first to know.
Lately I have been going gung-ho on my schooling. I need to finish a few classes, then Im enrolling in a University, and moving. I will love and miss my friends and family dearly, but I am fucking miserable in Camarillo, and can't get out fast enough. I need a change. My dear friend Jill told me "baby you are a big fish in a little pond, you need a new pond!" and after the initial shock of "was that a fat joke?" I realized, that I am not some super diva big playa who needs a big city, I just need a new city. New opportunities, new people, new places, new dating pool.... or in my case...ANY dating pool since the pool in Ventura County is about as deep as a puddle... I need all of these things and more. I need the education, I need to make real money and have a safe and secure career. I have out grown Ventura County, I have been everywhere, done everything there is to do, and met all the people I care to meet in Vta Cty. Im done. Im tapping out, and moving on.
SO thats the plan...hopefully, if I can get my ducks in a row, then by June or July...SAN DIEGO HERE I COME....and if it doesnt work out there, so be it, I can always come back, or go somewhere else!!! SAN FRANCISCO HERE I COME if S.D. doesnt work out hahaha.
I have options, and I can do anything I want to do, long as I put in the effort. Nothing will stop me.
and now I have to pee, so I bid you farewell for now. Ill probably be blogging in an hour or two...since it is THAT slow at work and I am THAT bored.
peace in the middle east, middle west, middle north, but not the middle south...fuck them.
haha
xoxoxoxo
Androoooooooooooo
I have no subject for this blog, its just random. I am killing time while bored at work.
So...umm, yeah. I had a ham sandwich today...surprisingly very good considering I bought it on a whim at a nearby gas station. Weird. So I have been feeling strange lately. I find that I am not longer putting up with shit from anyone, anywhere, at anytime. If I dont like it, I walk away. I can't tell you how liberating that is. I am considerate of only those who are considerate of me.
I am also tired alot of the time. I think I need more sleep...or better sleep, I dunno.
what else...OH I have been very lax on my blogging. This is a direct result of my being so god damned tired all the time. I am also in a dry spell apparently. I have not been very witty or creative, or even motivated to find new douchebags, classy ladies, lolcats, or other such random topics to poke fun at, talk about, or just share. I havent even really heard enough new music to share.
I hope you all can understand that right now, with this economy, subject matter is hard to find. LOL
I have not abandoned my blog, or the efforts towards making money, Im just...fucking exhausted all the time! hahaha. I promise when I get a chance to rest, and I get some subject matter, you will be the first to know.
Lately I have been going gung-ho on my schooling. I need to finish a few classes, then Im enrolling in a University, and moving. I will love and miss my friends and family dearly, but I am fucking miserable in Camarillo, and can't get out fast enough. I need a change. My dear friend Jill told me "baby you are a big fish in a little pond, you need a new pond!" and after the initial shock of "was that a fat joke?" I realized, that I am not some super diva big playa who needs a big city, I just need a new city. New opportunities, new people, new places, new dating pool.... or in my case...ANY dating pool since the pool in Ventura County is about as deep as a puddle... I need all of these things and more. I need the education, I need to make real money and have a safe and secure career. I have out grown Ventura County, I have been everywhere, done everything there is to do, and met all the people I care to meet in Vta Cty. Im done. Im tapping out, and moving on.
SO thats the plan...hopefully, if I can get my ducks in a row, then by June or July...SAN DIEGO HERE I COME....and if it doesnt work out there, so be it, I can always come back, or go somewhere else!!! SAN FRANCISCO HERE I COME if S.D. doesnt work out hahaha.
I have options, and I can do anything I want to do, long as I put in the effort. Nothing will stop me.
and now I have to pee, so I bid you farewell for now. Ill probably be blogging in an hour or two...since it is THAT slow at work and I am THAT bored.
peace in the middle east, middle west, middle north, but not the middle south...fuck them.
haha
xoxoxoxo
Androoooooooooooo
March 3, 2009
Fuck my life.com strikes again!! hahaha
Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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March 2, 2009
Funny!!!
This is the funniest thing I've read all day! My facebook friend Jason...whom I refer to as my facebook friend because I dont actually KNOW him in person, he thought I was cute, so he befriended me via facebook...and I accepted...cuz he is a looker too...but I was forced to "accept" him as a friend because he is married to a guy whom he loves...and Im not one to home wreck...nor do I think I am nearly cute enough to even try...i digress... Jason is my friend and he is funny and he rocks....
He put this on his "status update" and it cracked my shit up.
"Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died.The problem was getting him in the coffin.They put his left leg in.Then the problems started."
Brilliant.
He put this on his "status update" and it cracked my shit up.
"Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died.The problem was getting him in the coffin.They put his left leg in.Then the problems started."
Brilliant.
OMG LMAO FUCK MY LIFE!!!
Okay so my dear friend Katie told me about this website. Its fucking hilarious.
Its called "Fuck My Life" and it's just people posting small stories about their really bad days. I have to tell you, it makes me feel so much better. It's fmylife.com
Here is a sample, I will be reading through the site and posting the ones I think are funniest.
"Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML"
Its called "Fuck My Life" and it's just people posting small stories about their really bad days. I have to tell you, it makes me feel so much better. It's fmylife.com
Here is a sample, I will be reading through the site and posting the ones I think are funniest.
"Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML"
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