May 28, 2009

So sleepy

Well, here I am, at 2:56am awake. dear god I am so tired but I have a drunk friend who is due to call me at any moment for a ride home, and if he doesn't call soon, I swear to god Im gonna tell him to call a cab.

I want to sleep. Thank god Im not going to work tomorrow otherwise I would be LIVID.

There is a good reason for my not going to work tomorrow though...my mommy is FINALLY getting out of the hospital. After a month long ordeal, recovering from her (thankfully) minor stroke, she is well, she is healing beautifully and she is being discharged tomorrow! SO I took the day off to be with my mommy. YAY.

Other than that, life is still hectic. Still moving to San Diego in a month. I can't believe its really happening. I cant believe Im finally moving away from Camarillo. Its so strange. Ive been here pretty much my whole life. Its gonna be scary but Im gonna do everything in my power to make it work and make it a successful life change.

WELL, Im gonna text that drunken fool and see if he is ready to go, cuz I am DONE waiting.

PEACE OUT, hope you all have restful nights.

May 14, 2009

Actual Work Conversation

(backstory: the owner's son Jake, whom I call Frodo, is this 19 yr old punk ass little spoiled bitch who is like 4' 10" tall, all of 105 lbs, who thinks he is the biggest bad ass on the planet....i dont like him.)

Im sitting at my desk, minding my own business responding to a text message...when Frodo the Hobbit walks up behind me...

Frodo: "Shouldn't you be working?"

Me: "Shouldn't you be in your tree making cookies?"

Frodo: "Are you calling me short?"

Me: "If I am, are you gonna try to steal my lucky charms?"

Frodo: "dick"

Me: "Hobbit"

Frodo walks away....

Me...loudly: "HAHAHA I WIN!!!"

Random Conversations

Im walking to my car and a lady who works on the other side of the building says "OH MY GOD...has anybody ever told you look like John Goodman?"

me: ...."has anybody ever told you YOU...look like John Goodman?"

Her: *blank stare*

Me: ... "ok bye" *walks away*


I don't understand this. Whether or not I look like John Goodman is irrelevant...I dont know whether to take is as an insult or not. John Goodman is a talented actor, but also a LARGE actor. So is she calling me fat? I dont know. It's like...would you walk up to a fat woman and ask her when she is due to deliver her baby? Hell no you wouldnt. cuz what if youre wrong!?!?!

May 7, 2009

I have a Question for you religious types...

Here's the deal, is it true that "god" or "jebus" or "the Quaker oats guy" or whoever it is you believe is the supreme being who rules all....*rolls eyes*

is it true that he/she/it will never give you more than you can handle? cuz I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, that's a big load of horse shit. Between school, a full time job, trying to get student loans, preparing to move, trying to have a birthday for myself (which basically isn't happening this year...oh well) derby, derby drama, emotional stresses, my health, some friends getting pregnant, or thinking they are pregnant, and my mom being in the hospital for the past 5 days... I think Ive taken about all I can handle and then some. I've stopped talking to guys cuz I cant handle it right now, and yet there is one guy that I can't stop thinking about...and i just dont think he wants to talk to me...which blows.

Ive got so much in my head and so much on my shoulders, I feel like Im gonna crack.

This is what will make me happy, in case any of you are able to help:

1. My mom to be back to normal and happy again.
2. $15000 student loan.
3. A bunny monster. How do I order one????
4. a release...someway to get this weight off my shoulders, and this swirling feeling in my chest to leave...
5. plane ticket to texas.
6. Plum Loco
7. Sushi
8. a super power (telekinesis preferred)
9. all my stuff to magically be packed and moved without my having to carry anything more than my laptop, and car keys.
10. a fucking VACATION.


So those of you who are able to...get to work on that. Thanks!

May 1, 2009

Andru want....badly

must have...need now. Someone buy for me please *drool*

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