What do you get when you take a scrawny, unattractive, Caucasian dork... throw on a shirt that wasn't even funny when the BLACK PERSON who came up with it, wore it...mix in a stupid hat, shove a cigar under the hat, put him in a party situation and give him alcohol...????
SURVEY SAYS................
DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!
That's right...circle gets the square.
We are going to over look the orange colored Oompa Loompa skank twins...they are embarrassing themselves by showing their faces in public... but check this douche-jockey out.
WHY CANT DOUCHEBAGS SMILE IN A PICTURE???? I dont get it. And please dont tell me he thinks these girls actually WANT him? uhh PUBE CHECK...are you even out of Jr. High yet? You need to go thru puberty before you can even THINK about girls wanting your prepubescent ass. Those girls arent smiling because they like you, they are smiling because they are laughing at you. Even Oompa Loompa's know a douche when they see one.
OH!! and check out the wall paper and the party goers in the background...you know this kid is "partying" in white bible thumping middle america...trying to be all gangsta. I hope 3 black guys come along and bash this kids skull in for wearing that shirt.
*sigh* When will people learn that just because it looks good to YOU doesnt mean the world will agree.
....douchebags
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