It's like he consulted the Douchebag Handbook, went right down the table of contents, and decided to rock every adouchrement listed.
--gravity defying hair
--mandana (which I have been known to rock for derby, but I dont look like a
douche, and I have pics to prove it)
--manicured facial pubes
--ripped "vintage" jeans
--designer (girl's?) belt
--wallet chain
--designer T-shirt
--tie with said T-shirt
--gold bling
--twin hand gestures
You can't tell from the pic, but I'd bet my house that he's got earrings and some "sweet" tats. Lets not over the look the tragic tranny lookin ax wound to his immediate left with the matching belt. Someone tell this bitch that A: the skirt looks stupid that low on your hip, and B: youre ugly, and C: how is it you made a skirt give you muffin top??? oh yeah CUZ YOURE A DOUCHEBAG TOO.
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