Much like this obese feline, my obese self is looking to make more money. I am happy to announce that my AdSense has reached $30 thanks to your clicks!!!! I appreciate it more than you can know, readers. OH and check this shit out...I HAVE FOLLOWERS!!!! HOLLA AT MY FIRST TWO FOLLOWERS!!! Tammy and Craig. I heart you both!!!! Hey Craig....*wink* hahahahahahahaha sometimes straight guys are fun. So yeah click the link to become one of my followers....I dont know exactly what happens when you are a follower of my blog...whether you get email notifications of my blogs or what...but Im sure Craig or Tammy can tell you.
Moving on... SO YES, I am available for many varieties of bitch work. I also have references for the work I've done. I have cleaned houses, cars, animals...I have babysat, pet-sat, house-sat...I cook like a Sicilian, cuz I am Sicilian...Grandma would be proud.
Hell I'll drive yo mama to bingo, I dont care, I need MONEY. I have goals and YES some of them might be deemed "materialistic"...like a new iPod and a Jetta, and new jeans...but WHATEVER. I want them and Im willing to bust my ass to get them...where is the disgrace in that. You Derby girls better be glad I love you so much, cuz there are many leagues who PAY THEIR ANNOUNCERS. ^_^ One league back east...pays their announcer $500 a month!!! I want $500 a month....BUT I volunteer cuz I love it, and I love you bitches. ...... no you dont have to start paying me....but being one of the charities VCDD donates to wouldnt hurt once in a while. ;-)
SO spread the word to your families, friends, co-workers, if you need someone to take care of your pets, kids, plants, cars, need a part time personal assistant??? Im your fag!!
However, there is ONE TEENSY WEENSY snag...I work Mon-Fri 8-5 in Agoura Hills....so other than that...IM YOUR FAG!!!
hugs and squishes.
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