Douche-Baggery: A Closer Look Inside what makes a Douchebag.

Pay close attention as this is very informative. There are many kinds of DoucheBag. Male, Female, Fat, Skinny, all races, ages, religions (there is an abundance of douchebaggery when religion is involved).... This is one of the more noticeable and common forms of DoucheBag:



So remember, expect stupid, loud, faux-testoserone driven stupidity if you see this coming your way....unless you are in a gay bar, in which case, bust a bottle over this guys face cuz he is the GAY Douchebag...having dated many personally, I can tell you...these can be the worst.

Watch yourselves out there, and if you find yourself in the company of such Douche-Baggery.... be RARE. R.A.R.E:

R. RECOGNIZE: Be aware and identify the DoucheBag
A. ANNOUNCE : "EW...YOURE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG"
R. ROLL : ...Your eyes at whatever stupid dumb jockish comeback he throws at you
E. EXIT : turn on your heels, flip that hair, and gets to steppin.


Follow this simple plan and you will soon be footloose and DoucheBag Free.