Showing posts with label douchebag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchebag. Show all posts

January 26, 2009

Douche-Baggery... the "WTF?" Douche

WTF??? as in what the fuck went through his mind when this appeared in the mirror?

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Okay...now, because I believe in karma, I am going to start by saying, get a good look at his face. Once you get past the hair, the...overall appearance, he has a nice, handsome face. He is good looking....

Now let's begin:

What the hell possessed him to this? First of all, unless TRON was filmed on your head, there is no excuse for this look. Secondly, mohawks are meant to go UP, not 4 feet down over your face to your orange tanned pecs...see when that happens... its called having "bangs" you freak.
OH!! okay so check out miss thing. You know her name is something like Amber, Gretchen, or Misty...and she looks like she is thinking "omg I know you're like, SOOO jealous right now because this hot gay is all mine" when in reality I am thinking "You look like a tacky, over processed Jersey Whore. First of all, if you are going to rocks 3 or 4 different hair colors, you might want them to blend. You look like a freak. I have a friend who has a similar style, except my friend's is done RIGHT. The blond isn't crazy obvious, the red blends into the black, and there are no stupid tiger strips on her head. Hey Misty, you look like a fucktard slut, and your boyfriend looks like a Reject from a Panic at the Disco concert. Looks like he left his guy-liner at home.

I dont know which is worse, him, or her. Can you Imagine if they reproduced? First of all, they shouldn't be allowed to. HOWEVER, if they did, I think it would look like a goth ronald mc donald, same makeup, just darker shades, with the bad red hair. LOL

Oh well, unfortunately, these people are convinced that they look good, so those of us who know better, are stuck having to look at them. I figure since I am forced to see them, Im gonna comment on their existence. hahaha.

December 19, 2008

DoucheBaggery... in its pure and evil form.

The most Evil form is the Douche-Baggarious Wolf...that hides in sheep's clothing.

Its funny that the word Sheep is used, as I so often refer to the religious followers as sheep because they blindly follow whatever they are told...never questioning or bothering to self-educate. Its sad. Lemmings. Sheep.

But THIS....THIS douche bag is a man of the cloth...and he promotes discrimination, hatred, and bigotry. What religion encourages such behavior? I cant think of one....yet this man .... is a representative of the CHRISTIAN RELIGION. If I were a Christian...and I was told that I should believe and live my life with Hate in my heart...I would choose a different religion. I don;t care what your beliefs are, Hatred is Hatred. Its Ugly and Evil.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... The Douche Bag Wolf in Sheeps clothing...

RICK WARREN
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He says that Gay Marriage is no different thank Polygamy, Pedophilia, and Incest. Fuck you Rick Warren. You WILL Burn for your Hatred.

PEOPLE...SPREAD THE WORD....

"ATTENTION RELIGIOUS TYPES....PLEASE TAKE 5 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'MARRIAGE' AND 'MATRAMONY' ...THE 5000 YR TRADITION AS RICK WARREN CALLS IT...IS MATROMONY....MARRIAGE IS A LEGAL UNION....MATROMONY IS A RELIGIOUS UNION...SEPERATE AND EDUCATE..CHURCH AND STATE. YOUR JUST HATE FILLED BIGOTS HIDING BEHIND THE CROSS AS USING IT TO RATIONALIZE YOUR PERSONAL HATRED AND BIGORTY. YOURE COWARDS"




This was emailed to me and I am blogging it for you all:

Courage Campaign

"I'm opposed to redefinition of a 5,000 year definition of marriage. I'm opposed to having a brother and sister being together and calling that marriage. I'm opposed to an older guy marrying a child and calling that marriage. I'm opposed to one guy having multiple wives and calling that marriage." -- Rick Warren, Pastor of Saddleback Church, December 15, 2008


Incest. Pedophilia. Polygamy.

When Pastor Rick Warren was asked to clarify this statement -- if he actually equates same-sex marriage with incest, pedophilia and polygamy -- his answer was direct and unequivocal: "Oh, I do."

That didn't stop President-elect Barack Obama from choosing Pastor Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration -- an appalling mistake that will forever tarnish our country's celebration of Obama's historic ascendance to the White House.

While President-elect Obama has chosen to ignore the troubling beliefs of the man who will spiritually usher in his presidency, Californians can not ignore Rick Warren and his Saddleback Church followers, based in Orange County.

We can not ignore Rick Warren's fervent support for Proposition 8 or his mobilization of thousands of evangelical Christians to enshrine discrimination into our state constitution.

Harvey Milk did not ignore John Briggs in 1978, when Briggs sought to pass Proposition 6 -- the infamous "Briggs Initiative" that attempted to ban gay and lesbian teachers, and anyone who supported them, from our California's public schools. Milk challenged Briggs to debates across the state.

And we're not going to ignore Rick Warren. That's why we're asking you to give Pastor Warren a new invitation -- a Courage Campaign invitation to a public debate on same-sex marriage with Reverend Eric Lee, President of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC) of Greater Los Angeles.

It's time to challenge Rick Warren to an open, honest debate about same-sex marriage. Click here now to join us, by signing your name to our invitation to Rev. Warren to debate Rev. Eric Lee. On December 24, the Courage Campaign will deliver your signatures to Pastor Warren at the Saddleback Church in Orange County:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/RickWarrenDebate

You may not know Rev. Eric Lee. But you should.

Rev. Eric Lee is a courageous leader on marriage equality in the faith community and in the African American community. Representing the SCLC, founded by the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., Rev. Lee expressed his strong opposition to Prop 8 in October by taking a stand with the Courage Campaign against the Mormon Church's heavy involvement in the Prop 8 campaign.

Now, Rev. Lee is taking a stand again, challenging Pastor Warren to a debate about Prop 8 and same-sex marriage.

Rev. Eric Lee needs your support to challenge Rev. Rick Warren to debate Prop 8 and explain Warren's comparison of same-sex marriage to incest, pedophilia and polygamy. Please sign here -- and ask your friends to gather as many signatures as possible -- before December 24:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/RickWarrenDebate

Thank you for everything you are doing to restore marriage equality and push for progressive change in California.

Rick Jacobs
Chair

P.S. To repeal Prop 8, and change California forever, we need to change the conversation.

You can change the conversation by signing this invitation to Rick Warren and forwarding this message to your friends today. The more signatures we gather, the more likely Rick Warren's views on same-sex marriage will be challenged, this time by another man of faith. DEADLINE: DECEMBER 24:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/RickWarrenDebate

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Courage Campaign Issues is part of the Courage Campaign's online organizing network that empowers over 300,000 grassroots and netroots activists to push for progressive change in California.

To power our campaign to repeal Prop 8, please contribute today:

September 12, 2008

Douche-Baggery: The Poser

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What do you get when you take a scrawny, unattractive, Caucasian dork... throw on a shirt that wasn't even funny when the BLACK PERSON who came up with it, wore it...mix in a stupid hat, shove a cigar under the hat, put him in a party situation and give him alcohol...????

SURVEY SAYS................
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DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!
DOUCHE BAG!!!

That's right...circle gets the square.

We are going to over look the orange colored Oompa Loompa skank twins...they are embarrassing themselves by showing their faces in public... but check this douche-jockey out.
WHY CANT DOUCHEBAGS SMILE IN A PICTURE???? I dont get it. And please dont tell me he thinks these girls actually WANT him? uhh PUBE CHECK...are you even out of Jr. High yet? You need to go thru puberty before you can even THINK about girls wanting your prepubescent ass. Those girls arent smiling because they like you, they are smiling because they are laughing at you. Even Oompa Loompa's know a douche when they see one.
OH!! and check out the wall paper and the party goers in the background...you know this kid is "partying" in white bible thumping middle america...trying to be all gangsta. I hope 3 black guys come along and bash this kids skull in for wearing that shirt.

*sigh* When will people learn that just because it looks good to YOU doesnt mean the world will agree.


....douchebags