Douche-Baggery

Douche-Baggery is my favorite catagory on Andru's Adventures. I think of it as a community service. Because it happens more often than not that stupid actions and dumb ass pictures appear, and people think it makes them cool. It does not. Flashing "Westside" with your fingers when you are are scrawny pastey white 15 yr old computer geek from South Carolina...does NOT make you cool friend, it makes you look like a DOUCHEBAG. Ladies, when you take pictures of yourself half naked, from the "camera on the ceiling" angle...with porn hair and bad maybelline smeared on your face...then say things like "Im just normal, nothing special, I dont want people to think Im a whore"....you are a douchebag...and a whore. LOL If you dont want to be a __________ then dont make yourself look like a ____________. Fill in the blanks for yourself.

If you dont want people to think you are a racist KKK member or a biggot? THEN STOP REFERRING TO YOUR WHITE SELF AND ALL YOUR WHITE FRIENDS AS NIGGA AND STOP USING THE WORD "GAY" AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR "STUPID" OR "LAME". You dont want people to think you are a drunken whore?? THEN STOP GETTING DRUNK AND FUCKING RANDOM LOSER GUYS. You want people to talk to you and maybe flirt with you, or make friends? FUCKING SMILE AND WIPE THAT EMO TORTURED LOOK OFF YOUR FACE.

Well, alot of you are intelligent and understand the point I am making, but some of you may need visual confirmation of what Im talking about...which I understand, some things I need to learn visually, and its fun for me...so here you go.
I will give you an example of Douche-Baggery...and then explain.



DOUCHE-BAGGERY



I dont know whats worse....the tall skinny white "bro" wannabe (he would be the Douchebag in question) thinking he is sexy with his abs and bird chest, or the superman tattoo which MUST be a joke...cuz there is nothing super about him....
OR the two knock-kneed bad weave havin-hoodrats all drunk with their tall cans of OLD E. *sigh* They need to create a repellent spray or vaccine for this kind of douche-baggery.


Stay tuned for more Douche-Baggery in all its horrible forms.