HoLLa PaPi's sUp??
Im Bertha Marisol Gonzales-Guadalupe-De La Hoya-De La Sandra Hernandez-De La Cruz
my h0mee'S call me Chewy...cuz I be eat'n alot. They u5ed 2 caLL mE B-Sting cuz mY F@ce L00k3z all sW0Le n shiiznit. I L1ke banGin and t0ssin back sum 40z. Wh3n Im @ my pad...I jus Chill, grub on doritos and cheetos and fritos, sumtyms I make my abolita make me sum chili verde or enchiladas wit beans and rice.... bl@ze it then grub, thass da lyfe h0mie. Umember b@ck in the day when g@ngsta bitchezz r0lled all hard? well thass me.
hit me up if you wanna p@rty or whatever....
2 comments:
Holy shit, Candy Pants... are you writing these or finding them? Because either you're too fucking off the hook hysterical or birth control is in too far short supply.
~ Z
I find the picture of some tranny MESS and then I write the ad. So I guess that makes me fucking off the hook hysterical. :-) YAY go me.
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