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Hi, I'm Loretta Hinkle



I'm a waitress at the local truck stop, and I like to party! Im always havin people over for some beers and good times. I like my country music loud and proud. People round these parts always say "oh that Loretta, you can hear the kid rock blastin out of her datsun from a block away...oh she's crazy like that."

I'm one of a kind, and Im looking for someone who is low maintenance...Im on my feet all day, and I dont need to wait on you when i get home. I think my perfect guy would be a truck driver, cuz our career paths are similar and because how wont be home much. I live in a camper parked next to my sister's duplex, so its cozy, but after a while, two people in there feels like two possums in a potato sack. So calling all truck drivers, playful spark plug red head lookin fer luvin.

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Holla. Mah name is Treviesa...thass spanish for "trouble" well thats wat da homiez call meh n-e-wayz. Teresa is my govt name.
I only roll wit thugs cuz im gangsta. I live wit mah momma and my sisters in a suburb, but choose the ghetto cuz its where mah <3 is.

If you hard, and you like to tap some freckled white ass...hit me up.

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Hi, Im Starr...with two R's Starr Ostroff



Im 20, and the total package. Im told I have beautiful eyes, and Angelina Jolie lips, in fact some people say I resemble her. I have dated alot of guys, and broke all their hearts because I got bored with them and moved on. I mean, its hard to be this sexy and this trendy and to be..basically a celebrity without the career. I was supposed to be on MTV's My Super Sweet 16 but they said they couldn't finish taping me...something about lenses constantly breaking...I dunno. Either way Im looking to date people who are basically as hot as I am, so if your a hot musician or Male Model, or PLay Girl Model, then only you should apply. Im daddies little princess and he pays for my apartment and car and all my bills, so you should be able to do so also, otherwise you will be kicked to the curb. I love my daddy, I look just like him. So were both hot...so no bi guys. I dont wanna have to fight my hot dad for my man.
Holler at me if you can handle me.

*smootches*

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Well Hi There!! I'm Viktoria Chambers. I am 22 yrs old. I am always being mistaken for a model, which I think is like...so bitchin. I would like to meet some nice daddy types, older, wealthy, preferably next to death. Because I love to take care of them. Im a nurturer.
I dont eat much (as you can tell my picture) so Im a VERY inexpensive dinner date.
I believe in keeping it real. Be Real, Im all about the Real-ness....well, except for my boobs, tan, hair, lips, teeth, eyebrows, nose, cheekbones, chin, AGE and nails.... other than that, Im all about being real.
Hit me up if you want this kinda of flawless beauty on your liver spotted arm.

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oh this one's a JEM.

I knew Miley Cyrus was a skank!



yeah, total fake ass disney skank. I understand that millions of american teens take pictures like this every single day...but you are a celebrity...a fucking DISNEY celebrity. If you aren't smart enough to realize that these pictures can get out, then maybe your achy-breaky parents should know that you are a role model for many young girls and that pictures like this might not be the best idea.... although your father is too busy riding your coat tails trying to recharge his own dead career to notice what it is you are doing....oh well.

Was Hilary Duff the only kid star that didnt turn out a tragic coke head or complete slut? I hope not. You go Miss Duff.

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Yo peeps! what it is?

My name is Latavia Brown, but you can call me "Baby Sugar"
I like to think my picture speaks fo itself. I mean, look at me...Ima total dime piece.
I only dress high end, I dont be ghetto like the resta dem hoes. I pay mah OWN BILLZ, gots mah own money, be gettin mah own hair and nails did. I dont needa man for nothin. But it might be nice if a brutha took a sista out for some chicken once in a while....and who knows, if you floss high class like I do, then maybe we can kick it.

Holla at a fine uppa class sista if you think you got what it be takin.

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whats up boys!!!

Im Veronica Delgado.

People say I look like Eva Longoria cuz Im a petite latina...I tell them she dont look as good as me. I like my chi-chi's so I show em off...I figure, why not, Im young and have a perfect body, might as well show it off. People stop me all the time asking if Im a model, and how much I work out for my slammin body...I tell em Im one of the lucky ones, I just eat whatever, and magically stay a size 2!!
Anyways, Im just checkin things out so if youre into slim athletic model latinas then holla at me boo!

Latez

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Howdy,
my names Krystlenn Tucker. Im 16 years old and looking for a husband. I been outta school fer about a yr now, and Im tired of dealin wit my damn kids all day. Id like to go out honkey tonken or somethin once ina while. I like cowboys...but yall need to be open minded cuz my first two kids have black daddies, and the one Im carryin now is either half mexican or half american indian...we'll see when she pops out!!
Im easy to pleeze... dont need much..just diapers and milk mostly and wic covers that.
For my 17th burthday, momma said she would enclose the porch on our mobile home so i could have like, my own apartment...so that happens you can move in with me, she wont say nuttin.

I wont be able to meet no guys after a week or two cuz im due to pop out this kid. but after a week or two ill be out and about and if you can wait that long, then you must be special. I got pregnant 4 days after I had my first baby...cuz he wasnt special and just wanted it. its hurt so i kept drinkin beer until i passed out and let him finish. I woke up pregnant again...stupid Tyrone...or Daevaughn...or DeMarko..whatever his black ass name was...glad i dumped him. Worst 2 months of my life... but if you wait until the Dr says i can have sex again...then Ill know your my man for real.

let's talk! I gotta feed the kids so message me kwik ok!!

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You like picture? I give to you for 5 dolla.

My name change alot...cuz of criminal record and my job.
Ri-now my name Betsy Tam

I also go by Xui-Tan-Sour
Biyog Pek-Pek
Trixie Trong
and Martin Tran ( <--- don't ask)

I work late nights, so you need to ok at night. My family come over alot fo money and food. I want steady john. im tired of work. Want family. I be good wife, make rice, fish, anything you want...just give me ring!...and minivan.

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Heeeeeeeeeey!!! I'm Jameeka Jenkins, and this here in the red is my home girl Shay-Quan Greer and we dont be needin to sit here and explain ourselves to you...cuz you can see for yourself what we werkin with. Get ready to feel the earth quack cuz we rollin. Holla at us....we both like very skinny white boys....cept Quan...she likem big...chubby chasin heffa.

Shut up Meeka, you apple headed Ho..let me talk. Hi yall...ummm, I like a man to take me out and pay fo me to be gittin my nails done and hair sewn in and everything. I likes me a daddy. Holla at us!!!

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HoLLa PaPi's sUp??
Im Bertha Marisol Gonzales-Guadalupe-De La Hoya-De La Sandra Hernandez-De La Cruz
my h0mee'S call me Chewy...cuz I be eat'n alot. They u5ed 2 caLL mE B-Sting cuz mY F@ce L00k3z all sW0Le n shiiznit. I L1ke banGin and t0ssin back sum 40z. Wh3n Im @ my pad...I jus Chill, grub on doritos and cheetos and fritos, sumtyms I make my abolita make me sum chili verde or enchiladas wit beans and rice.... bl@ze it then grub, thass da lyfe h0mie. Umember b@ck in the day when g@ngsta bitchezz r0lled all hard? well thass me.
hit me up if you wanna p@rty or whatever....

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hey, Im Lurlynn Joleen Skinner.
I'm the hottest piece of ass in the trailer park and yall better believe that! Ain't no man round here been able to say no to me. When I ain't workin at the Piggly Wiggly or as an exotic dancer at the Titty Twister, I like to sit on my trailer porch, listening to my Gretchen Wilson album, cuz yaaallllll.....she is the best song writer i ever heard of...and smoke while enjoying a refreshing Pabst Blue Ribbon. Dudes, if yall are gonna try to come'round and get with me...ya gotta have three things:
1. A truck
2. a Confederate Flag
3. a Confederate Flag on your truck.
It wouldn't hurt to bring some beer with ya if ya DO come round. 7 or 8 beers and I'll probably give ya some cootchie on the first date. I aint got time for you whiny lovey dovey types...just get over here, knock me up, and marry me. BUT YA BETTER TREAT ME WITH RESPECT LIKE THE PRINCESS I AM. I had me this truck driver once, he was so good to me, he would roll into town, all fat and greasy, covered in hair and chewin tobacco... he would hold me down, do me, then kick me outta the cab of his 18 wheeler, then toss me a beer out the window and say "next time sweet thang" I miss him. Anyway I'm single so grab a beer and lets go.