Ruined...by 8:15am

Okay, I don't know what is wrong with people but it seems that as soon as they get behind the wheel, they turn into window licking thoughtless oblivious retards. I was almost hit 3 times on the way to work...because stupid mother fuckers DONT PAY ATTENTION. They dont look around, they dont consider other driver's speed or position on the road before they move, they are doing their make up, they are STILL ON THEIR PHONES WITHOUT HEADSETS....I hate them all. If my car was paid off I would mountgrill and light guards on it, like those SUVS and I would be ramming stupid drivers left and right. Fuck them. This ass bags just cruise along without a care in the world not turning their heads to see if anyone is there, or rapidly approaching, no they just drift over into my lane, lazily as if they were sipping tea on a lake...oh and they are doing 60 mph in the FAST LANE.

I swear to god I had the worst anger on the road today. So Let me give you all a valuable piece of information...a recommendation, advice, hell take it as LAW....

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT. If there is a line of cars behind you, and no one in front of you, and your doing 65... GET THE FUCK OVER TO THE RIGHT AND LET THE REST OF THE WORLD PASS YOU. What is it with these self important cum dumpsters? HEY ASSHAT, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARENT IN A HURRY DOESNT MEAN THE REST ARENT EITHER GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know its bad karma but everyone who pissed me off on the road...I wished dead. Im screaming " I HOPE YOU DIE IN THAT OVERSIZE PILE OF SHIT YOU CALL AN SUV!!!!!"
I HOPE YOU DROP DEAD IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!"
*puts on karma cap* I just .... I am flabbergasted at how fucking inconsiderate and disrespectful people are behind the wheel. Dont get me wrong, its not very respectful that Im telling people that I hope they die and rot....but I am ALWAYS looking around, watching all the other cars, watching my surroundings, I make sure I CAN change lanes before I move my car...ya know, things I was taught to do when learning how to drive. Apparently the rest of these fuck tards skipped that day.
Yall better be glad I dont own a gun. I would be shooting out peoples tires on a daily basis. LOL and buy stock in tire companies...cuz the sales are about to double!!

OH!!! and what the fuck?!?!?!!?!? If you are turning left onto a busy street....you look both ways right? some stupid cow in a Corvette "forgot" that lesson and almost got killed because of it....by me. She is turning left and while she is looking to the right to check for oncoming traffic (smart) she is moving forward into the intersection....right in front of ME. So I got REAL close to the front of her car, slammed on the brakes, honked furiously and gave her the stroke she deserved for being so fucking stupid. Then I proceeded to scream at her at the top of my lungs "PAY ATTENTION YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSBAG NOW BACK THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE IF YOURE ON AN OFFRAMP YOU BLOCKED MY RIGHT OF WAY ....BACK UP!!!!

I lost my mutha fuggin mind on that bitch....she backed her ugly corvette up though! Oh cuz Ill block traffic and let everyone know its her fault. She dont know about me...she better ask somebody.... if you are gonna be simple Im gonna point it out. How else are you gonna learn? She will remember from now on that at that intersection, she look both fuckin ways before she moves forward.

This is why I hate drivers. People are okay, I cant say I hate people, I just hate the dribbling morons they become when behind the wheel of a car/truck/or suv.

SO PLEASE....LOOK BEFORE YOU MOVE, TAKE A SECOND TO GAGE HOW QUICKLY THE PERSON IN THE NEXT LANE IS COMING UP ON YOU AND LET THEM PASS BEFORE YOU PULL OUT IN FRONT OF THEM, CAUSING THEM TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES, AND EVERYONE BEHIND THEM TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES....THUS CAUSING TRAFFIC AND ACCIDENTS... YOU PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THOUGHTLESSLY...YOU CAUSE THE ACCIDENTS AND TRAFFIC...NOT THE FAST DRIVERS.

Well, Enough bile. I have some funny things to post today so Im gonna get started.

until next time bitches...
remember: Click it or Ticket!!

Andru