Once again, the MySpace Award Center / MikeInk.com guy is fucking amazing.
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You screwed up
Ok so here's what I don't get.
The nastiness. The ease with which people let racist and offensive comments fall out of their mouths about Barack Obama. So many people in my opinion who look away from the negative things they may have done, too cowardly to face the mistakes they may have caused by voting for the wrong president in the past.
John McCain lost this election because he assumed American women were so shallow that if he tossed a female into the ring anyone with a vagina would vote for him. Why aren't all the loud mouthed finger pointers screaming their frustrations about John McCain's GIGANTIC misjudgment? That is why he lost. If he had chosen Mit Romney he probably would have won.
If you were a decent person you'd be disappointed in your candidate for making a really bad decision. But you can't admit that. You aren't a fair person. You can only now express your disgust for the candidate that won because your team lost, and for good reason.
Your team lost because you put George Bush into the White house......twice.
The truth is many people in this country are afraid. If you are straight and white and moderately well off financially, then you have never had to question otherwise. The ONLY thing that makes you nervous is when people who are not exactly like you want a fair shake.
What might that mean to your lifestyle?
There are people who are different. There are different beliefs and cultures. Not everyone is Christian.
Ask yourself this honestly. Are you respectful of people who are different or do you insist that they follow your rules and social behavior? How do you feel about people who are not Christian? Do you feel you have the right to insisted they live by your beliefs? Are you truly a kind and compassionate person or do you pretend to be, saying please and thank you because it's what good people do?
After the past eight disastrous years how can anyone who participated in creating this mess honestly have the nerve to tell anyone who they should vote for?
John McCain didn't just lose, he was SLAUGHTERED. Because Americans are sick of the same old bullshit. Point your angry little accusatory fingers at yourselves because YOU created this mess. If a Democrat in office makes you angry, have the courage to admit that is was because you made the horrible mistake that swayed Americans in the other direction."
November 5, 2008
LOOP HOLE....PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!!!!
http://www. mormonsstoleourrights. com/#petition
read very carefully. SIGN THE PETITION.
Its time turn the tables and teach them a lesson!
read very carefully. SIGN THE PETITION.
Its time turn the tables and teach them a lesson!
Ashamed.
Before I post the Wise words of my friend Tacy, I have to get this out:
I am disgusted by California. I am disgusted by Mormons. I am disgusted by the out of state organizations being allowed to fund a proposition that isn't involving their state.
Even though it is not technically over, I'm pretty sure California has voted, and me, my friends, my amazing friends who I love...will be second class citizens. I'm repulsed by the air I breathe because it's Californian air. I've never been so ashamed of my state and my country before. From now on, if the subject should ever come up, I'm Canadian. Fuck this place.
I think the gays should now start rioting. shut shit down. go on strike...SOMETHING. This Ghandi style peaceful protest bullshit doesn't work anymore. The Blacks fought back, it worked. The Drag Queens fought back at Stonewall...and our Civil rights movement began...I THINK ITS TIME WE PUT ON OUR BRASS KNUCKLES AND GETS TO SWINGIN, and I'm more than happy and very ready to on the front lines.
WARNING: The following statement does not pertain to those of you who voted "no" on 8...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!!! FUCK YOU CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS!!! FUCK YOU FAKE CHRISTIANS WHO PICK AND CHOOSE YOUR SCRIPTURES TO FOLLOW!!!! FUCK YOU ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT GOD HATES!!! FUCK YOU FOCUS ON THE FAMILY!!! FUCK YOU ALL WHO VOTED YES ON 8!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL AGONIZING SLOW TORTUROUS DEATHS!!!!!
Any REAL Christian will tell you that no one, NO ONE is good enough for God. and NO ONE EVER WILL BE...that's why he sacrificed his son...for every sin that will ever be committed. God doesn't HATE. He loves, unconditionally. We all sin, and people still love us unconditionally... its no different. Im so sick of these hypocrite religious sheep who don't dig any deeper than what their inbred relatives tell them. I have a friend named Melissa, who is probably the most religious friend I have ever had, and she loves me. She once told me that God and Jesus know who I am, and whatever I do in my life is between me, and them. The rest of the people who judge and throw stones...dont matter. What matters is Me...and God. Melissa is fuckin RAD.
If anyone gloats to me about Prop 8 passing..I will hurt you. I will attack you with every ounce of strength in my body. I will GIVE YOU A FUCKING REASON TO HATE AND DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME MOTHER FUCKERS
My level headed and extremely intelligent friend Tacy said this to me:
"Listen Andru, the problem is this... We as a nation need to fix the influx of religion in our government FIRST; and one way to fix it would be to stop having state issued marriage licenses. Marriage belongs in the church, or with you, your spouse, and your spirituality. The state merely acknowledges a civil contract to accept responsibility for each other's taxes, debt, property, children, and health.
What you should be fighting for is Civil Unions in state government, for everyone. Then you eliminate any Christian's argument against allowing all people to have Civil Unions. In fact, we should be able to civilly unionize with 10 other individuals if we want. When you take religion out of government, it is able to be more fair, impartial, and rational.
Tell your friends."
She makes a damn good point. Its not about the word "Marriage" its not about GOD, its about civil rights and liberties.
Consider me a Dixie Chick...Im ashamed of my home state.
I am; however, very happy that Obama won. It gives me home that change can happen in this fucked up country.
Plus, people keep telling me "Its not over...absentee ballots are still being counted, its too close to call...dont give up" I dont know if I can hope anymore. Im kinda tapped out.
So..anyone know anybody in Massachusetts? Cuz everyone is equal there, maybe I could rent a room from someone? cuz moving there is starting to look really good...or Canada.
I am disgusted by California. I am disgusted by Mormons. I am disgusted by the out of state organizations being allowed to fund a proposition that isn't involving their state.
Even though it is not technically over, I'm pretty sure California has voted, and me, my friends, my amazing friends who I love...will be second class citizens. I'm repulsed by the air I breathe because it's Californian air. I've never been so ashamed of my state and my country before. From now on, if the subject should ever come up, I'm Canadian. Fuck this place.
I think the gays should now start rioting. shut shit down. go on strike...SOMETHING. This Ghandi style peaceful protest bullshit doesn't work anymore. The Blacks fought back, it worked. The Drag Queens fought back at Stonewall...and our Civil rights movement began...I THINK ITS TIME WE PUT ON OUR BRASS KNUCKLES AND GETS TO SWINGIN, and I'm more than happy and very ready to on the front lines.
WARNING: The following statement does not pertain to those of you who voted "no" on 8...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!!! FUCK YOU CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS!!! FUCK YOU FAKE CHRISTIANS WHO PICK AND CHOOSE YOUR SCRIPTURES TO FOLLOW!!!! FUCK YOU ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT GOD HATES!!! FUCK YOU FOCUS ON THE FAMILY!!! FUCK YOU ALL WHO VOTED YES ON 8!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL AGONIZING SLOW TORTUROUS DEATHS!!!!!
Any REAL Christian will tell you that no one, NO ONE is good enough for God. and NO ONE EVER WILL BE...that's why he sacrificed his son...for every sin that will ever be committed. God doesn't HATE. He loves, unconditionally. We all sin, and people still love us unconditionally... its no different. Im so sick of these hypocrite religious sheep who don't dig any deeper than what their inbred relatives tell them. I have a friend named Melissa, who is probably the most religious friend I have ever had, and she loves me. She once told me that God and Jesus know who I am, and whatever I do in my life is between me, and them. The rest of the people who judge and throw stones...dont matter. What matters is Me...and God. Melissa is fuckin RAD.
If anyone gloats to me about Prop 8 passing..I will hurt you. I will attack you with every ounce of strength in my body. I will GIVE YOU A FUCKING REASON TO HATE AND DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME MOTHER FUCKERS
My level headed and extremely intelligent friend Tacy said this to me:
"Listen Andru, the problem is this... We as a nation need to fix the influx of religion in our government FIRST; and one way to fix it would be to stop having state issued marriage licenses. Marriage belongs in the church, or with you, your spouse, and your spirituality. The state merely acknowledges a civil contract to accept responsibility for each other's taxes, debt, property, children, and health.
What you should be fighting for is Civil Unions in state government, for everyone. Then you eliminate any Christian's argument against allowing all people to have Civil Unions. In fact, we should be able to civilly unionize with 10 other individuals if we want. When you take religion out of government, it is able to be more fair, impartial, and rational.
Tell your friends."
She makes a damn good point. Its not about the word "Marriage" its not about GOD, its about civil rights and liberties.
Consider me a Dixie Chick...Im ashamed of my home state.
I am; however, very happy that Obama won. It gives me home that change can happen in this fucked up country.
Plus, people keep telling me "Its not over...absentee ballots are still being counted, its too close to call...dont give up" I dont know if I can hope anymore. Im kinda tapped out.
So..anyone know anybody in Massachusetts? Cuz everyone is equal there, maybe I could rent a room from someone? cuz moving there is starting to look really good...or Canada.
November 4, 2008
Classy Ladies
oh this one's a JEM.
I knew Miley Cyrus was a skank!
yeah, total fake ass disney skank. I understand that millions of american teens take pictures like this every single day...but you are a celebrity...a fucking DISNEY celebrity. If you aren't smart enough to realize that these pictures can get out, then maybe your achy-breaky parents should know that you are a role model for many young girls and that pictures like this might not be the best idea.... although your father is too busy riding your coat tails trying to recharge his own dead career to notice what it is you are doing....oh well.
Was Hilary Duff the only kid star that didnt turn out a tragic coke head or complete slut? I hope not. You go Miss Duff.
I knew Miley Cyrus was a skank!
yeah, total fake ass disney skank. I understand that millions of american teens take pictures like this every single day...but you are a celebrity...a fucking DISNEY celebrity. If you aren't smart enough to realize that these pictures can get out, then maybe your achy-breaky parents should know that you are a role model for many young girls and that pictures like this might not be the best idea.... although your father is too busy riding your coat tails trying to recharge his own dead career to notice what it is you are doing....oh well.
Was Hilary Duff the only kid star that didnt turn out a tragic coke head or complete slut? I hope not. You go Miss Duff.
Douche Baggery Returns!!!
I give you...the "lil Wayne" Douche
I will never understand what it is about this kind of slimy greasy douche. The jacked up teeth, the irritating confidence that is misplaced and frankly, embarrassing to witness...its all part of this tragic mess. This guy reminds me of Lil Wayne...who, for whatever reason, is considered hot. Okay, yes he works out and has the tiny waste and broad shoulders and the muscles, but here is the thing...he like 4'10" and has a big ass head...ON HIS SHOULDERS...pervs... so he looks like a buff midget with big poofy dirty lookin dreds, lame ass ugly tattoos, and fucked up bucked teeth. WHY IS THAT SEXY???? cant be his musical stylings, he sounds like a whining Jr High School student in the middle of puberty who is getting over a cold. HE IS FUCKING UGLY. But he has lots and lots of money, thus why he can get laid. What does THIS freakshow have? Besides a serious need for a bitch slap.
I just dont get it, i know everyone is different and we all have different tastes...but DAMN. I just dont understand.
DOUCHE BAGGERY I TELL YOU...DOUCHE BAGGERY...look at him!!! EW he SCREAMS Douchebag.
I will never understand what it is about this kind of slimy greasy douche. The jacked up teeth, the irritating confidence that is misplaced and frankly, embarrassing to witness...its all part of this tragic mess. This guy reminds me of Lil Wayne...who, for whatever reason, is considered hot. Okay, yes he works out and has the tiny waste and broad shoulders and the muscles, but here is the thing...he like 4'10" and has a big ass head...ON HIS SHOULDERS...pervs... so he looks like a buff midget with big poofy dirty lookin dreds, lame ass ugly tattoos, and fucked up bucked teeth. WHY IS THAT SEXY???? cant be his musical stylings, he sounds like a whining Jr High School student in the middle of puberty who is getting over a cold. HE IS FUCKING UGLY. But he has lots and lots of money, thus why he can get laid. What does THIS freakshow have? Besides a serious need for a bitch slap.
I just dont get it, i know everyone is different and we all have different tastes...but DAMN. I just dont understand.
DOUCHE BAGGERY I TELL YOU...DOUCHE BAGGERY...look at him!!! EW he SCREAMS Douchebag.
Advice...
Here are a few things I have learned over and over and over in my life, and they are true, everytime:
If it seems too good to be true, it is.
If HE seems too good to be true, He is.
Never get your hopes up over a guy/girl who SAYS she/he likes you but doesn't show it, you will always be disappointed every time.
Yes there are good men out there, look around you will find them....dating your friends, or just wanting to be your friend, or they live out of state or in my case, a whole different country! YES! I have been hit on via the internet by men in the following countries: Canada, Mexico, Chile, Venezuela, Nigeria, England, Italy, and Japan.
Why? You aren't moving here, I'm not moving there....so piss off.
Trust me, it doesn't matter how hard you try, if s/he doesn't try too, it will never happen...so don't waste your energy.
Follow your first instinct, always.
Sometimes, giving up is a very good option.
If someone at work pisses you off, deal and let it go, if they OFFEND you...speak up! If they don't apologize or they argue with you about it, offend them and walk away.
Never be anyone other than yourself, cuz you are the only person you are fooling.
Optimism is highly overrated, pessimism is at least realistic.
Chocolate will NOT cure everything, but it helps.
If you text him/her 3 or more times and they don't respond... just stop. Anymore and your a psycho stalker, and if you go off assuming they are assbags, and your wrong, you feel like an ass, look like a retard, and are considered a douchebag. If he/she doesn't respond, just stop texting cold turkey, don't try to bait them by saying "well i guess im not that important" or "I see how it is, later" cuz then you will more than likely make the situation worse. If he/she wants to, he/she will contact YOU. If not, then let them go and add them to the mounting list of disappointments. (you shouldn't have gotten your hopes up in the first place)
Relax...it will all be over soon. LOL
Yeah I'm feeling kinda shitty right now. What of it. My mood ring is a filthy brown, deal with it.
If it seems too good to be true, it is.
If HE seems too good to be true, He is.
Never get your hopes up over a guy/girl who SAYS she/he likes you but doesn't show it, you will always be disappointed every time.
Yes there are good men out there, look around you will find them....dating your friends, or just wanting to be your friend, or they live out of state or in my case, a whole different country! YES! I have been hit on via the internet by men in the following countries: Canada, Mexico, Chile, Venezuela, Nigeria, England, Italy, and Japan.
Why? You aren't moving here, I'm not moving there....so piss off.
Trust me, it doesn't matter how hard you try, if s/he doesn't try too, it will never happen...so don't waste your energy.
Follow your first instinct, always.
Sometimes, giving up is a very good option.
If someone at work pisses you off, deal and let it go, if they OFFEND you...speak up! If they don't apologize or they argue with you about it, offend them and walk away.
Never be anyone other than yourself, cuz you are the only person you are fooling.
Optimism is highly overrated, pessimism is at least realistic.
Chocolate will NOT cure everything, but it helps.
If you text him/her 3 or more times and they don't respond... just stop. Anymore and your a psycho stalker, and if you go off assuming they are assbags, and your wrong, you feel like an ass, look like a retard, and are considered a douchebag. If he/she doesn't respond, just stop texting cold turkey, don't try to bait them by saying "well i guess im not that important" or "I see how it is, later" cuz then you will more than likely make the situation worse. If he/she wants to, he/she will contact YOU. If not, then let them go and add them to the mounting list of disappointments. (you shouldn't have gotten your hopes up in the first place)
Relax...it will all be over soon. LOL
Yeah I'm feeling kinda shitty right now. What of it. My mood ring is a filthy brown, deal with it.
November 3, 2008
Pieces of Me...part 2
...so I didn't a chance to finish what I started...and I HATE that. Im back!
I have a few bones to pick...I guess its not a big deal but it bothered me... I made a comment about how stupid Yes on 8 people are...because one of them actually said "9/11 happened because God Hates Fags" Ok...if those planes had crashed into San Francisco, specifically the Castro district, then yes, MAYBE I could see why people would think that...but really? How stupid....anyway so I said "9/11 was an inside job paid for and orchestrated by the US government. Because nothing controls Americans like fear. Anyway, all of a sudden, I dont know what I'm talking about and I have been watching too many conspiracy theory movies. I don't think that's right. My opinion is what it is...and I was immediately discredited and disregarded as foolish. I realize that Im not the most mature person sometimes, and yes I joke around and yes I have a childish side, but I am almost 30 years old. Dont talk to me like I'm a child just because I am younger than you. I respected what was being said to me, but what I was saying was not respected at all, and that pissed me off. Ya know what... maybe I am a conspiracy theorist. SO WHAT. This country fucks over its own citizen with its Money system, Banking System, Interest, and Credit.... The government has its fingers in everything and controls it all, they hide info from us, they control us... so why is it SO hard to believe that the coincidences surrounding 9/11 could be MORE than just coincidence? I watched an interview of an Actual Ex Government official who said "Al Queda is not a group of terrorists. Al Queda is a computer program that the US government has been using for the past 40 yrs." But that wasn't regarded as even possible either...I didnt know what I was talking about. So I have decided that in these situations, I am going to keep my opinion to myself since it wont be taken seriously.... which brings me back to the Pieces of me... I have a serious side, I have intelligence and I have more than just cartoons in my head.
I can be political
Even though I am a goofball, I can have intelligent conversation.
I hate being talked to and treated like an irresponsible teenager, I'm an adult, maybe I'm not in my 40's but I've lived a life that alot of people wouldn't have been able to handle, I had to deal with alot of grown up situations when I was a child. I've been through more than my goofy exterior might lead you to believe and I deserve and demand respect, especially when I always try to give it. (yes I said try, because we all slip and say or do things that are disrespectful, and I always try to respect peoples thoughts and opinions)
I have a beautiful mind when Im not talking about what's in my mind. I wish I could project the images in my head onto a screen so people could see the beauty that I see.
I will strive to find the unique qualities that make something, or someone beautiful.
I don't understand why people are afraid of labels or moving too quickly. I figure get it over with. For instance: If you have first date, and you hit it off, your laughing, your holding hands, your kissing, you feel amazing....whats so scary about saying "hey this is amazing, you are amazing, lets become an item."
Why is that scary. I mean if someone went out with me, and we were totally into each other, and the next day he said " I want to be your boyfriend" I would think that that is adorable and sweet, not crazy and moving too quick. I would also say yes and then call my peeps and be like " I GOTTA BOOOOOYFRIEND I GOTTA BOOOOOOOYFRIEND"
And the Label of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend." Get over it, its a word. "Oh but I dont like the label" Get over it. Stop trying to be "deep" a label isnt a bad thing. If you went to the grocery store cuz you wanted Chili for dinner and there were no labels, you would end up crackin open a can sardines in a chili tomato sauce and wouldnt be very happy. SO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, its just a word. If anything it's a respectful word. It shows exclusivity and respect to the person you are dating. I know a guy who was with his guy for over 2 years but never referred to each other as boyfriends, because weren't into labels, yet they were completely exclusive, and even lived together. But not boyfriends. LAME.... I am not, nor will I ever be one of those people. I am not afraid of labels, or commitment, or relationships, or dating, or Love....and I never will be.
I dont care what anyone says or thinks, I am a Britney Spears fan. Boom.
I like the word "Idiosyncrasy" even though I rarely if ever use it.
I tend to feel like a loser for most, if not all 24 hours of the day.
Lately, I have been feeling more and more like people aren't laughing with me, as much as they are laughing at me.
Yes, I am a fast driver, and I tend to weave around cars. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME BAD DRIVER. Get over it. Dont like it, stay the fuck outta my car!
Lately I find myself driving slower and weaving less....maybe Im getting old?
Don't bitch and complain and insult my music when in my car. If you dont like a song or artist, simply say "I don't care for this song, could we skip it?" and I will do so.
Age discrimination is stupid. I have a friend who just turned 20 and she is light-years ahead on the grown up scale than some people twice her age. I respect her opinion and thoughts more than some people 3 times her age. To Me, she isn't 20, she is Katie.
Unlike so many others, I embrace turning 30. My 20's have been such a tumultuous decade, that I am very ready to leave it behind.
The word "Tabernacle" makes me giggle without fail. Its just too funny.
When I am down in the dumps, or need to think, I hit the road. I can be found either overlooking the ocean, or in the middle of the desert staring at the stars.
There are people in my life that I turn to for advice, and there are some people in my life, who I wouldn't even talk about belly button lint with...how messed up is that?
I like dogs more than cats...mostly because I'm allergic to cat dander.
I do not want to live the rest of my life in Camarillo...but I don't know where to go.
I believe that there are real honest to goodness psychics in the world, but they are hard to find, and if you find one, DON'T LET THEM GO. If you know of one, please let me know, I need a session something fierce. I have a lot in my head that I am unsure of and a helpful pointing in the right direction would be greatly appreciated.
For those of you who actually read my blog, I wish I could get you all at one place at one time so I could hug you all. Not only does this bring me a small amount of money (Thanks to your clicking of the google ads....) but its a release for me, and its a venue for me to share with you, the things I like...or dislike.
Vomiting for me, is a fate worse than death.
There are some things about me that I need to change. My disgust for Paddy's bar for instance...I really need to just get over it. My discomfort with running into my ex...why should that bother me, it has happened a few times and it was pleasant every time. I think I am pre-programmed to want to avoid him like the plague, and even though I have every reason to...I don't hate him. I'm not in love with him anymore...(thank god)...but I don't hate him.
I try to learn something everyday, even if its learning from a mistake.
I'm addicted to WoodRanch's BBQ chopped chicken salad.
I'm a bad homo, I don't like Barbara Streisand, or Liza Minnelli, Im not a huge fan of ABBA, and I enjoy Cher more as someone to imitate when singing songs in the car than as an actual performer...although I do have a tremendous amount of respect and love for Cher for embracing the Gay community as she has.
I realize that enjoying lolcats as much as I do makes me an loloser but I don't care.
The following names are just...ugly in my mind, and I dont know why:
Bryce <----i know why this one is gross...long story)
Gunther
Amos
Thalia
Olga
Umberto
Rigaberto
Beatrix (Not Beatrice...that one is pretty)
Alma
Ty-Reeq
Blaize
Blaine
Thaddeus: other spellings Thaddious, Thadious, Thadius..etc (Tad for short)
Maricris
Pina
I don't know why, I just don't like those names, I don't even like to say them.
I think that Soap Operas provide a valuable service....Military wives and people on disability need them and I'm all for it! HOWEVER....they give there characters the STUPIDEST NAMES...
"Dakota is in love with Sierra, but Greenlee wants Dakota all for herself, even though her husband Bronson can provide a better life for Greenlee and her daughter Montana. Meanwhile, Bronson's evil mother, Chrysanthemum is trying to break them up because she wants her precious Bronson to leave Greenlee. She says that Greenlee isn't good enough for her son, and she wants him to marry her best friend, Hyacinth's youngest daughter Blueberry, even though Blueberry is only 17. But little does poor Hyacinth know that her innocent little Blueberry is pregnant, carrying the child of her secret lover, Torque, the local motorcycle mechanic, who just so happens to the illegitimate nephew of Quail Egg Valley's richest and most powerful resident... Morton Vander-Cracken. Morton runs the largest magazine publishing house in all of Quail Egg Valley. His pride and joy, is his only son... Dakota. But little does he know that he fathered a second child, a girl named Nevada, who died giving birth to her baby girl...Sierra. ***ooo the twists and turns***
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'WALKING ON EGG SHELLS'"
Who comes up with this crap?
I think for now, this is all I can muster up. There will be more Pieces of Me posted because I am so much more than people think. And I think it's high time I let the world know. LOL
I have a few bones to pick...I guess its not a big deal but it bothered me... I made a comment about how stupid Yes on 8 people are...because one of them actually said "9/11 happened because God Hates Fags" Ok...if those planes had crashed into San Francisco, specifically the Castro district, then yes, MAYBE I could see why people would think that...but really? How stupid....anyway so I said "9/11 was an inside job paid for and orchestrated by the US government. Because nothing controls Americans like fear. Anyway, all of a sudden, I dont know what I'm talking about and I have been watching too many conspiracy theory movies. I don't think that's right. My opinion is what it is...and I was immediately discredited and disregarded as foolish. I realize that Im not the most mature person sometimes, and yes I joke around and yes I have a childish side, but I am almost 30 years old. Dont talk to me like I'm a child just because I am younger than you. I respected what was being said to me, but what I was saying was not respected at all, and that pissed me off. Ya know what... maybe I am a conspiracy theorist. SO WHAT. This country fucks over its own citizen with its Money system, Banking System, Interest, and Credit.... The government has its fingers in everything and controls it all, they hide info from us, they control us... so why is it SO hard to believe that the coincidences surrounding 9/11 could be MORE than just coincidence? I watched an interview of an Actual Ex Government official who said "Al Queda is not a group of terrorists. Al Queda is a computer program that the US government has been using for the past 40 yrs." But that wasn't regarded as even possible either...I didnt know what I was talking about. So I have decided that in these situations, I am going to keep my opinion to myself since it wont be taken seriously.... which brings me back to the Pieces of me... I have a serious side, I have intelligence and I have more than just cartoons in my head.
I can be political
Even though I am a goofball, I can have intelligent conversation.
I hate being talked to and treated like an irresponsible teenager, I'm an adult, maybe I'm not in my 40's but I've lived a life that alot of people wouldn't have been able to handle, I had to deal with alot of grown up situations when I was a child. I've been through more than my goofy exterior might lead you to believe and I deserve and demand respect, especially when I always try to give it. (yes I said try, because we all slip and say or do things that are disrespectful, and I always try to respect peoples thoughts and opinions)
I have a beautiful mind when Im not talking about what's in my mind. I wish I could project the images in my head onto a screen so people could see the beauty that I see.
I will strive to find the unique qualities that make something, or someone beautiful.
I don't understand why people are afraid of labels or moving too quickly. I figure get it over with. For instance: If you have first date, and you hit it off, your laughing, your holding hands, your kissing, you feel amazing....whats so scary about saying "hey this is amazing, you are amazing, lets become an item."
Why is that scary. I mean if someone went out with me, and we were totally into each other, and the next day he said " I want to be your boyfriend" I would think that that is adorable and sweet, not crazy and moving too quick. I would also say yes and then call my peeps and be like " I GOTTA BOOOOOYFRIEND I GOTTA BOOOOOOOYFRIEND"
And the Label of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend." Get over it, its a word. "Oh but I dont like the label" Get over it. Stop trying to be "deep" a label isnt a bad thing. If you went to the grocery store cuz you wanted Chili for dinner and there were no labels, you would end up crackin open a can sardines in a chili tomato sauce and wouldnt be very happy. SO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, its just a word. If anything it's a respectful word. It shows exclusivity and respect to the person you are dating. I know a guy who was with his guy for over 2 years but never referred to each other as boyfriends, because weren't into labels, yet they were completely exclusive, and even lived together. But not boyfriends. LAME.... I am not, nor will I ever be one of those people. I am not afraid of labels, or commitment, or relationships, or dating, or Love....and I never will be.
I dont care what anyone says or thinks, I am a Britney Spears fan. Boom.
I like the word "Idiosyncrasy" even though I rarely if ever use it.
I tend to feel like a loser for most, if not all 24 hours of the day.
Lately, I have been feeling more and more like people aren't laughing with me, as much as they are laughing at me.
Yes, I am a fast driver, and I tend to weave around cars. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME BAD DRIVER. Get over it. Dont like it, stay the fuck outta my car!
Lately I find myself driving slower and weaving less....maybe Im getting old?
Don't bitch and complain and insult my music when in my car. If you dont like a song or artist, simply say "I don't care for this song, could we skip it?" and I will do so.
Age discrimination is stupid. I have a friend who just turned 20 and she is light-years ahead on the grown up scale than some people twice her age. I respect her opinion and thoughts more than some people 3 times her age. To Me, she isn't 20, she is Katie.
Unlike so many others, I embrace turning 30. My 20's have been such a tumultuous decade, that I am very ready to leave it behind.
The word "Tabernacle" makes me giggle without fail. Its just too funny.
When I am down in the dumps, or need to think, I hit the road. I can be found either overlooking the ocean, or in the middle of the desert staring at the stars.
There are people in my life that I turn to for advice, and there are some people in my life, who I wouldn't even talk about belly button lint with...how messed up is that?
I like dogs more than cats...mostly because I'm allergic to cat dander.
I do not want to live the rest of my life in Camarillo...but I don't know where to go.
I believe that there are real honest to goodness psychics in the world, but they are hard to find, and if you find one, DON'T LET THEM GO. If you know of one, please let me know, I need a session something fierce. I have a lot in my head that I am unsure of and a helpful pointing in the right direction would be greatly appreciated.
For those of you who actually read my blog, I wish I could get you all at one place at one time so I could hug you all. Not only does this bring me a small amount of money (Thanks to your clicking of the google ads....) but its a release for me, and its a venue for me to share with you, the things I like...or dislike.
Vomiting for me, is a fate worse than death.
There are some things about me that I need to change. My disgust for Paddy's bar for instance...I really need to just get over it. My discomfort with running into my ex...why should that bother me, it has happened a few times and it was pleasant every time. I think I am pre-programmed to want to avoid him like the plague, and even though I have every reason to...I don't hate him. I'm not in love with him anymore...(thank god)...but I don't hate him.
I try to learn something everyday, even if its learning from a mistake.
I'm addicted to WoodRanch's BBQ chopped chicken salad.
I'm a bad homo, I don't like Barbara Streisand, or Liza Minnelli, Im not a huge fan of ABBA, and I enjoy Cher more as someone to imitate when singing songs in the car than as an actual performer...although I do have a tremendous amount of respect and love for Cher for embracing the Gay community as she has.
I realize that enjoying lolcats as much as I do makes me an loloser but I don't care.
The following names are just...ugly in my mind, and I dont know why:
Bryce <----i know why this one is gross...long story)
Gunther
Amos
Thalia
Olga
Umberto
Rigaberto
Beatrix (Not Beatrice...that one is pretty)
Alma
Ty-Reeq
Blaize
Blaine
Thaddeus: other spellings Thaddious, Thadious, Thadius..etc (Tad for short)
Maricris
Pina
I don't know why, I just don't like those names, I don't even like to say them.
I think that Soap Operas provide a valuable service....Military wives and people on disability need them and I'm all for it! HOWEVER....they give there characters the STUPIDEST NAMES...
"Dakota is in love with Sierra, but Greenlee wants Dakota all for herself, even though her husband Bronson can provide a better life for Greenlee and her daughter Montana. Meanwhile, Bronson's evil mother, Chrysanthemum is trying to break them up because she wants her precious Bronson to leave Greenlee. She says that Greenlee isn't good enough for her son, and she wants him to marry her best friend, Hyacinth's youngest daughter Blueberry, even though Blueberry is only 17. But little does poor Hyacinth know that her innocent little Blueberry is pregnant, carrying the child of her secret lover, Torque, the local motorcycle mechanic, who just so happens to the illegitimate nephew of Quail Egg Valley's richest and most powerful resident... Morton Vander-Cracken. Morton runs the largest magazine publishing house in all of Quail Egg Valley. His pride and joy, is his only son... Dakota. But little does he know that he fathered a second child, a girl named Nevada, who died giving birth to her baby girl...Sierra. ***ooo the twists and turns***
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'WALKING ON EGG SHELLS'"
Who comes up with this crap?
I think for now, this is all I can muster up. There will be more Pieces of Me posted because I am so much more than people think. And I think it's high time I let the world know. LOL
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