She must not know about me...

bitch, you better ask somebody.


LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT LINDA PORTONOVA.

I work with this miserable old spinster, and all I can say is that she is atrocious. She has the ability to be nice and polite, but I have learned that it is entirely fake. She is a back stabber, a shit talker, and the worst part is that she has been with the company so freaking long that the owners would rather just put up her than fire her ass. So she gets to throw people under buses and talk shit and make all the mistakes she wants...because she has job security.

I first noticed her issues back when I was a temp. She would be all sticky sweet on the phone with vendors or customers "oh sure sweety, you're welcome! you have a great day!" *hangs up phone* "ya fuckin idiot."

Umm, ok weird. SO then, I find out the shit talking is not exclusive to the customers. She talks about all of us. She called Stuart (owner) an unreliable flake, she said Bo (Other Owner) is a Boar with no personality, Tom (my boss) is an idiot, Hillary (co-dispatcher) would be fine if she would stop twitching and flopping on the ground (She has the occasional seizure), all of our techs are idiots for one reason or another according to Linda, and me...well she has it out for me. I'm a YUTZ, she blamed a bunch of HER fuck ups on ME, if the phone rings and its me calling she immediately starts talking shit saying "oh he is gonna call in sick, oh my god, his days are numbered" and I'm calling to let my boss know there is an accident and to let the techs know to avoid the freeway if they are in the area...ya know, courtesy. Yeah, I don't know what it is she has against me, but she does, and she makes it known to everyone EXCEPT ME...she seems to think that I don't find out all the shit she says about me. And then she has the audacity to act all nice to my face! She must not know about me, she'd better ask somebody cuz I didn't come here to play. She is trying to endanger my job, which is the same as trying to steal money from me, and that an offense punishable by DEATH. Don't fuck with my money.

I have talked with my boss about it, and all Im told is "there's nothing we can do, they wont fire her, it is what it is."

And when you have a recurring problem with behavior of an employee, something needs to be done, or said. It needs to be addressed.
Im just waiting for her to mention something about my being gay...oh lord help her if I catch wind of that. I will have a lawyer down her throat so fast. And I will notify my boss of it, and if no disciplinary action is taken, I will have this company in a courtroom too. I don't fuck around.

Anyway, she talks a big game about how stupid everyone is, then she is nice to their faces, she bitches and whines about everything then does nothing about it. Then ya know, when you have a tragedy in your life, or youre sick, all she can say is how weak you are and how "oh god someone died so he/she is gonna take a week off..uggghhh" but she cried her eyes out all day and had US pick up the slack because her senile mother is being put in a home so that she wont hurt herself....isn't that a good thing?
This woman's whole life revolves around Dog Rescue. Which is noble, but omg there is a reason why you are alone lady, cuz you have no personality to speak of, and you are all wrapped up in ...dogs. Just be the crazy neighborhood dog lady and call it a day, stop trying to be a person...be the crazy dog lady you nut bag. She loves animals because they aren't mentally equipped to understand how big a bitch she is. Animals tend to love unconditionally. Which she won't find in any human companion, because she is a BITCH.

So if you ever meet this poorly dressed white trash mess whose license plate says "milk maid"...be sure to let her fake ass know you see right through her.

OH and when she is nervous, her eye twitches...its funny to see people make her nervous. haha