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November 17, 2008
Weird things
okay, so I have these moments when I look around and start to notice weird shit. Like the fact that we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways...but that's not really all that fun or interesting... however, I have noticed a lot of weird things about myself... and here is a list:
1. I have become quite the Chunky Peanut Butter lover! I woke up at 2:30 this morning CRAVING chunky peanut butter, so I went into the kitchen, grabbed a spoon, grabbed the PB and dug a lil spoonful out, put the jar back, and sat on my balcony, enjoying the cool night air, and my little spoonful of peanut butter. Went back inside, had a glass of milk and then went back to bed.
2. I am quite the Milk drinker. I mean, I've been a milk drinker since I was a kid...that's how it was in my family, kids had milk with breakfast and dinner. Unless we wanted Juice. It was like an unspoken rule, adults had wine, or beer, or soda with dinner, kids had water or milk. As an adult, I Love Milk. I drink it....cuz I enjoy it. I am the guy who buys the two gallons for $4.50 every week or so. I use it for everything, cereal, cooking, baking, drinking...everything. What's weirder is that I have become such a creature of habit, that there are some foods I won't eat unless I have milk to accompany it. The following foods do not appeal to me unless I have milk:
Any baked good or pastry
breakfast food of any kind
Pasta's with cream sauces
Anything with Pesto Sauce
Mac & Cheese
PB & J
...well anything with peanut butter really...
Pot Pies
Meatloaf
Tuna Noodle Casserole
Pasta w/ butter & cheese
Little Caesars $5 Pizza (sometimes, I wont, but usually I do)
3. I hate cutting my nails. I don't want them long and gross...I just don't want them to grow. Because I hate taking the time to sit down and cut my finger and toe nails.
4. I have weird outer toes. The little baby toes...mine are weird looking. They kinda freak me out.
5. Roller Derby has changed my way of thinking. For example...my friends have told me time and time again that I drive like a hellion. My ex called me "Captain Crazy" on the freeway. One friend has said more than once "Andy tried to kill me!!!" Which is lame because SHE is the one who needed to be at LAX by 3 and wasn't ready to go until 1:30. I was just trying to get her there on time. Anyway, thanks to Derby, I see this differently, Im not an asshole driver, I'm a Jammer :-) I'm just trying to get past the Blockers and the Pivots. On the Road of life, there are Blockers, and there are Jammers. I am a Jammer behind the wheel.
6. I make fun of emo kids alot. It's not because they look a certain way or anything like that....its the emo "whoa is me" bullshit that is so unnecessary. If you're so unhappy, do something to change it, or shut up. But they are fun to make fun of... which is sad, but true. HOWEVER... sometimes, some of those emo boys...are REALLY hot.
7. Goth people, the full on pale makeup, black everything else, Marilyn Manson-esque just...full on "I shit Bats" Goth kids...freak me out when they smile and laugh. It just seems so...unnatural. LMAO. But I like Goth kids, they are usually very creative and artistic...all be it, a big downer to be around sometimes, BUT I respect them.
8. Whenever someone asks "Who are you?" I almost instinctively respond "who do you want me to be?"
9. I love that when I go to Outlaws, there may be a few hetero douchebags who don't like the gay guy in the bar... but you see, the two hottie bartender girls...are my friends, (shout out to my girls Jessy and Kelly) and the two big burly scary bouncers at the door, smile and hug me when I arrive. BOOM.
10. Blasphemy make me laugh. I try to be respectful of religions and people's religious beliefs (except the Mormons, fuck those civil rights stealing douche-jockeys) but honestly, I can't help it, blasphemy is hysterical.
1. I have become quite the Chunky Peanut Butter lover! I woke up at 2:30 this morning CRAVING chunky peanut butter, so I went into the kitchen, grabbed a spoon, grabbed the PB and dug a lil spoonful out, put the jar back, and sat on my balcony, enjoying the cool night air, and my little spoonful of peanut butter. Went back inside, had a glass of milk and then went back to bed.
2. I am quite the Milk drinker. I mean, I've been a milk drinker since I was a kid...that's how it was in my family, kids had milk with breakfast and dinner. Unless we wanted Juice. It was like an unspoken rule, adults had wine, or beer, or soda with dinner, kids had water or milk. As an adult, I Love Milk. I drink it....cuz I enjoy it. I am the guy who buys the two gallons for $4.50 every week or so. I use it for everything, cereal, cooking, baking, drinking...everything. What's weirder is that I have become such a creature of habit, that there are some foods I won't eat unless I have milk to accompany it. The following foods do not appeal to me unless I have milk:
Any baked good or pastry
breakfast food of any kind
Pasta's with cream sauces
Anything with Pesto Sauce
Mac & Cheese
PB & J
...well anything with peanut butter really...
Pot Pies
Meatloaf
Tuna Noodle Casserole
Pasta w/ butter & cheese
Little Caesars $5 Pizza (sometimes, I wont, but usually I do)
3. I hate cutting my nails. I don't want them long and gross...I just don't want them to grow. Because I hate taking the time to sit down and cut my finger and toe nails.
4. I have weird outer toes. The little baby toes...mine are weird looking. They kinda freak me out.
5. Roller Derby has changed my way of thinking. For example...my friends have told me time and time again that I drive like a hellion. My ex called me "Captain Crazy" on the freeway. One friend has said more than once "Andy tried to kill me!!!" Which is lame because SHE is the one who needed to be at LAX by 3 and wasn't ready to go until 1:30. I was just trying to get her there on time. Anyway, thanks to Derby, I see this differently, Im not an asshole driver, I'm a Jammer :-) I'm just trying to get past the Blockers and the Pivots. On the Road of life, there are Blockers, and there are Jammers. I am a Jammer behind the wheel.
6. I make fun of emo kids alot. It's not because they look a certain way or anything like that....its the emo "whoa is me" bullshit that is so unnecessary. If you're so unhappy, do something to change it, or shut up. But they are fun to make fun of... which is sad, but true. HOWEVER... sometimes, some of those emo boys...are REALLY hot.
7. Goth people, the full on pale makeup, black everything else, Marilyn Manson-esque just...full on "I shit Bats" Goth kids...freak me out when they smile and laugh. It just seems so...unnatural. LMAO. But I like Goth kids, they are usually very creative and artistic...all be it, a big downer to be around sometimes, BUT I respect them.
8. Whenever someone asks "Who are you?" I almost instinctively respond "who do you want me to be?"
9. I love that when I go to Outlaws, there may be a few hetero douchebags who don't like the gay guy in the bar... but you see, the two hottie bartender girls...are my friends, (shout out to my girls Jessy and Kelly) and the two big burly scary bouncers at the door, smile and hug me when I arrive. BOOM.
10. Blasphemy make me laugh. I try to be respectful of religions and people's religious beliefs (except the Mormons, fuck those civil rights stealing douche-jockeys) but honestly, I can't help it, blasphemy is hysterical.
November 11, 2008
Classy Ladies
Well Hi There!! I'm Viktoria Chambers. I am 22 yrs old. I am always being mistaken for a model, which I think is like...so bitchin. I would like to meet some nice daddy types, older, wealthy, preferably next to death. Because I love to take care of them. Im a nurturer.
I dont eat much (as you can tell my picture) so Im a VERY inexpensive dinner date.
I believe in keeping it real. Be Real, Im all about the Real-ness....well, except for my boobs, tan, hair, lips, teeth, eyebrows, nose, cheekbones, chin, AGE and nails.... other than that, Im all about being real.
Hit me up if you want this kinda of flawless beauty on your liver spotted arm.
Slowing down
Well, it has been a crazy month and we're only 11 days in. The election was amazing, I never thought I would see the day that a black man would become president. I couldn't be happier. Its a sign of hope and change and acceptance in this country. Although I fear greatly for Obama, because I know there will be attempts on his life, and I hope that none of them succeed. Regardless of what his color is, and what your political views are, he is now our president and he worked very hard to get there and he deserves his chance to prove himself.
With such a great step forward, there is also a great step backwards. Prop 8 has passed. I am now a second class citizen...at least in the eyes of 52% of the voters in California. This is sickening. I am ashamed to be from California, and I am ashamed of my country and my fellow americans for allowing such discrimination to exist in this country...the land of the "free." Im sure that prop 8 is not permanent, it will be changed or removed, its just a matter of time. So don't gloat prop 8 people, cuz I'll hit you. Then rub it in your face when its overturned.
What else...oh today is my Mom's birthday! YAY. I love my mommy. she fuckin rocks.
You dont even know, she is the coolest. So Happy Birthday to Pretty.
I'm thrilled to announce that VCDD's "B" team KICKED FUCKING ASS AT THE OC GAME!!! Krazee Kate, Dr.Gyn 'o' Might, Anita Slapahoe, Lady Death, LaJefa, Hitman Heidi, Vendetta Vixen, Afternoon DD-Delight, Juv E. Nile, B-Stroyer, Clobberella (god I hope I didnt forget anyone) and everyone else were fantastic and did an amazing job! These bitches were so focused and on their game...Im so proud. VCDD BITCHES...WHAT?!?!!?!?
I can't overlook my Derby Husband/Hetero boyfriend Craig...he did a great job reffing, even though he kinda fell once, BUT it was cool cuz he jumped over two blockers who fell in front of him and landed on his skates!! I was impressed. Good job Craig.
I also met an amazing guy. We have been talking for a little while, but got to meet, and he is...well...just a genuinely good guy. He is funny, smart, driven, and I like him...ALOT. The situation is complicated for now, but hopefully in another month or two the complications will clear up and things will lighten up a bit. He knows how I feel about him so its all good.
I got sick, pretty bad, which SUCKS...I hate being sick. I usually blame someone around me, ya know, someone who was sick and gave it to me...I think I can blame Kendall cuz he was sick this weekend too but his symptoms were different from mine...so I'll just blame my shitty immune system.
I dont think that there are any other updates...OH my friend Gary...aka Gar-Bear is getting married!! Congrats to Mr and Mrs Gar-Bear. Im hoping to make it to the wedding but damnit, I got two weeks notice, and he lives in Lake Havasu City...so we will see what I can do. Im hoping I can make it, but I dont know.
OKAY well thats all I have for right now, I'll try to line up some funnies for you.
PEACE OUT!!!!! BTW CLICK THE FUCKING GOOGLE ADS!!!! Im close to reaching the goal of $100 bucks!!! yaaaaay
With such a great step forward, there is also a great step backwards. Prop 8 has passed. I am now a second class citizen...at least in the eyes of 52% of the voters in California. This is sickening. I am ashamed to be from California, and I am ashamed of my country and my fellow americans for allowing such discrimination to exist in this country...the land of the "free." Im sure that prop 8 is not permanent, it will be changed or removed, its just a matter of time. So don't gloat prop 8 people, cuz I'll hit you. Then rub it in your face when its overturned.
What else...oh today is my Mom's birthday! YAY. I love my mommy. she fuckin rocks.
You dont even know, she is the coolest. So Happy Birthday to Pretty.
I'm thrilled to announce that VCDD's "B" team KICKED FUCKING ASS AT THE OC GAME!!! Krazee Kate, Dr.Gyn 'o' Might, Anita Slapahoe, Lady Death, LaJefa, Hitman Heidi, Vendetta Vixen, Afternoon DD-Delight, Juv E. Nile, B-Stroyer, Clobberella (god I hope I didnt forget anyone) and everyone else were fantastic and did an amazing job! These bitches were so focused and on their game...Im so proud. VCDD BITCHES...WHAT?!?!!?!?
I can't overlook my Derby Husband/Hetero boyfriend Craig...he did a great job reffing, even though he kinda fell once, BUT it was cool cuz he jumped over two blockers who fell in front of him and landed on his skates!! I was impressed. Good job Craig.
I also met an amazing guy. We have been talking for a little while, but got to meet, and he is...well...just a genuinely good guy. He is funny, smart, driven, and I like him...ALOT. The situation is complicated for now, but hopefully in another month or two the complications will clear up and things will lighten up a bit. He knows how I feel about him so its all good.
I got sick, pretty bad, which SUCKS...I hate being sick. I usually blame someone around me, ya know, someone who was sick and gave it to me...I think I can blame Kendall cuz he was sick this weekend too but his symptoms were different from mine...so I'll just blame my shitty immune system.
I dont think that there are any other updates...OH my friend Gary...aka Gar-Bear is getting married!! Congrats to Mr and Mrs Gar-Bear. Im hoping to make it to the wedding but damnit, I got two weeks notice, and he lives in Lake Havasu City...so we will see what I can do. Im hoping I can make it, but I dont know.
OKAY well thats all I have for right now, I'll try to line up some funnies for you.
PEACE OUT!!!!! BTW CLICK THE FUCKING GOOGLE ADS!!!! Im close to reaching the goal of $100 bucks!!! yaaaaay
November 7, 2008
Shameless Self Promotion
Hi!! I know most of you out there reading this, and I love you for it! But I have a request... SPREAD ME AROUND!! Please. TELL EVERYONE about this blog. Myspace it, friendster it, live journal it, facebook it, whatever else there is for networking, SEND SEND SEND...here is my theory...if as many people as possible come to my blog, and enjoy it even a little, and they click that google ad, then the money will start coming in, because as you know, I get paid per click...Im at $85 right now, and once I reach 100, I start getting paid...but they only pay you the hundred bucks, after you reach it...and who couldnt use an extra hundred bucks? even if it is once every few months?
SO...please tell everyone, bulletin it http://AndrusAdventures.blogspot.com
and know that I will do the same for you should you need me to.
xoxo
Andru
SO...please tell everyone, bulletin it http://AndrusAdventures.blogspot.com
and know that I will do the same for you should you need me to.
xoxo
Andru
...and the fight started
I'll bet you thought this was gonna be political!!! HA tricked ya
Its a funny email I got and thought I would share:
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
=======================================================================
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
250 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.
=====================================================================
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started... .
=====================================================================
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office..
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
===============================================================
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
============================================================
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
Its a funny email I got and thought I would share:
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
=======================================================================
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
250 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.
=====================================================================
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started... .
=====================================================================
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office..
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
===============================================================
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
============================================================
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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