YAY MORE FOLLOWERS!!! WELCOME!!!!! I swear when Im not under the weather and so super busy with reality, Ill be back to blogging about fun stuff more often!! stay tuned AND CLICK THOSE FUCKING GOOGLE AD LINKS ON MY PAGE SO I CAN GET MONEY!!!!!!
October 22, 2008
Kittehz
I know there isnt anything special or fascinating about these pictures...but they make me smile..and lets be honest, its my happiness that counts :-) HA kidding. ENJOY!!!
YAY MORE FOLLOWERS!!! WELCOME!!!!! I swear when Im not under the weather and so super busy with reality, Ill be back to blogging about fun stuff more often!! stay tuned AND CLICK THOSE FUCKING GOOGLE AD LINKS ON MY PAGE SO I CAN GET MONEY!!!!!!
YAY MORE FOLLOWERS!!! WELCOME!!!!! I swear when Im not under the weather and so super busy with reality, Ill be back to blogging about fun stuff more often!! stay tuned AND CLICK THOSE FUCKING GOOGLE AD LINKS ON MY PAGE SO I CAN GET MONEY!!!!!!
October 20, 2008
I'm finally blogging again!
Hey peeps what it is? :-)
First I want to Welcome, and thank SimplySam. She is the newest follower to my little blog and I couldn't be happier to have you here!!!
Okay so this past week has been tempest cyclone. Work got crazy, some friends went nuts, I removed a fake friend from my life, dealt with the backlash from her stupid boyfriend...which actually was aimed at Jamie, but she dealt with it, and finally BATTLE FOR THE COAST.
As most of you know, I am the Announcer / MC for the Ventura County Derby Darlin's. They are a women's flat track roller derby league, and they are freaking amazing women! I have never been into sports in any way, but I have to tell you, Roller Derby is the most intense sport! I LOVE IT. I have never screamed so loud as I did this past weekend. Battle for the Coast was hosted by the Ventura County Derby Darlins (VCDD) and 9 teams from all over the west coast came to rumble. It was amazing. It was very sad that in the first game, one of our girls, Vicious Ticious (Tisha) was badly injured, breaking two bones and needing emergency surgery. She is doing well and is expected to recover. I send big love and well wishings out to Tisha. GET BETTER REAL SOON!!!! Shortly after the game resumed, one of the girls from the other team, Inland Empire Derby Diva's player Body Count was injured with, I believe it was a sprained ankle. So we were all very nervous for the rest of the day but everything went well, our vendors stayed busy, the bands were playing and derby girls were rumbling.
Of course there will always be haters out there, namely the Oxnard Derby Dames....or as we call them, the Oxnard Derby LAMES...two fugly cunts who used to be on our league, who left to start there own Bank Track league ( which I am happy to report is FAILING EPICALLY...as they should) decided to be total cowards and have some child put their recruitment flyers on all the cars in our parking lot...(which is littering and since it was a private event, by placing their ads on our spectators cars, they affiliated themselves with our organization, which is false advertising....we have our lawyer working on it. :-) hahahaha they are going down. Stupid bitches. I really try to be a decent person, I try to live and let live, I believe in Karma....but I really hope those two bitches get their faces bashed in with with sledge hammers!!!
What else...OH some tragic cow in an orange cheerleader outfit with tacky fake eye lashes had the fucking nerve to tell me I was "bad filler" and that Im not a good announcer....bitch you must not know about me, you better ask somebody! Im the only announcer who had spectators approaching them to talk to them. I get compliments from fans at every event, and I have my own little fan base...bitch ain't no one talkin to you!!!! Don't tell me I'm bad filler bitch. I almost socked her in the mouth. So I told my peeps about it, and sure enough the Amazing Zara and a bunch of others were screaming "BAD FILLER" whenever she tried to be funny on the mic. HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid bitch.
It was a very long day, and I slept like a stone that night let me tell you.
OMG and there were SOOOO MANY HOT GUYS THERE!!! All different kinds!! Im totally in love with Scooter, who won two pairs of Derby short shorts...LOL Also there is this guy I have seen around, latin guy, thick, buff, he was wearing a Black Label Society t shirt...OMG he is sooo gorgeous. And my military daddy...who is actually younger than me but whatever. His name is Jerrod. He is a friend of Harley's and he is GORGEOUS. He bought a date with me at the Burlesque show, even though he is as straight as it gets, but that's just because Im a fuck ton of fun!!
He was there with his very cool roommate Pat (also a complete and total hottie) so that was cool.
All in all I have to say it was an eventful and wild day!
You can check out the game coverage on kadytv.com it was internet televised!! how cool is that.
Well peeps, thats all Ive got for now, Im gonna go find some noms to post, maybe search for some classy ladies....we will see.
PEACE OUT
VOTE NO ON 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 = H8
First I want to Welcome, and thank SimplySam. She is the newest follower to my little blog and I couldn't be happier to have you here!!!
Okay so this past week has been tempest cyclone. Work got crazy, some friends went nuts, I removed a fake friend from my life, dealt with the backlash from her stupid boyfriend...which actually was aimed at Jamie, but she dealt with it, and finally BATTLE FOR THE COAST.
As most of you know, I am the Announcer / MC for the Ventura County Derby Darlin's. They are a women's flat track roller derby league, and they are freaking amazing women! I have never been into sports in any way, but I have to tell you, Roller Derby is the most intense sport! I LOVE IT. I have never screamed so loud as I did this past weekend. Battle for the Coast was hosted by the Ventura County Derby Darlins (VCDD) and 9 teams from all over the west coast came to rumble. It was amazing. It was very sad that in the first game, one of our girls, Vicious Ticious (Tisha) was badly injured, breaking two bones and needing emergency surgery. She is doing well and is expected to recover. I send big love and well wishings out to Tisha. GET BETTER REAL SOON!!!! Shortly after the game resumed, one of the girls from the other team, Inland Empire Derby Diva's player Body Count was injured with, I believe it was a sprained ankle. So we were all very nervous for the rest of the day but everything went well, our vendors stayed busy, the bands were playing and derby girls were rumbling.
Of course there will always be haters out there, namely the Oxnard Derby Dames....or as we call them, the Oxnard Derby LAMES...two fugly cunts who used to be on our league, who left to start there own Bank Track league ( which I am happy to report is FAILING EPICALLY...as they should) decided to be total cowards and have some child put their recruitment flyers on all the cars in our parking lot...(which is littering and since it was a private event, by placing their ads on our spectators cars, they affiliated themselves with our organization, which is false advertising....we have our lawyer working on it. :-) hahahaha they are going down. Stupid bitches. I really try to be a decent person, I try to live and let live, I believe in Karma....but I really hope those two bitches get their faces bashed in with with sledge hammers!!!
What else...OH some tragic cow in an orange cheerleader outfit with tacky fake eye lashes had the fucking nerve to tell me I was "bad filler" and that Im not a good announcer....bitch you must not know about me, you better ask somebody! Im the only announcer who had spectators approaching them to talk to them. I get compliments from fans at every event, and I have my own little fan base...bitch ain't no one talkin to you!!!! Don't tell me I'm bad filler bitch. I almost socked her in the mouth. So I told my peeps about it, and sure enough the Amazing Zara and a bunch of others were screaming "BAD FILLER" whenever she tried to be funny on the mic. HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid bitch.
It was a very long day, and I slept like a stone that night let me tell you.
OMG and there were SOOOO MANY HOT GUYS THERE!!! All different kinds!! Im totally in love with Scooter, who won two pairs of Derby short shorts...LOL Also there is this guy I have seen around, latin guy, thick, buff, he was wearing a Black Label Society t shirt...OMG he is sooo gorgeous. And my military daddy...who is actually younger than me but whatever. His name is Jerrod. He is a friend of Harley's and he is GORGEOUS. He bought a date with me at the Burlesque show, even though he is as straight as it gets, but that's just because Im a fuck ton of fun!!
He was there with his very cool roommate Pat (also a complete and total hottie) so that was cool.
All in all I have to say it was an eventful and wild day!
You can check out the game coverage on kadytv.com it was internet televised!! how cool is that.
Well peeps, thats all Ive got for now, Im gonna go find some noms to post, maybe search for some classy ladies....we will see.
PEACE OUT
VOTE NO ON 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 = H8
October 17, 2008
Actual Work Conversation
Hillary (co worker): "Ya know those people who are always happy and perky and always want you to be happy with them for stupid reasons like 'the sun in shining' and stuff?"
Me: "Yes, we can them losers."
This has been an actual work conversation.
Me: "Yes, we can them losers."
This has been an actual work conversation.
October 16, 2008
Friend Removal:
hey peeps,
so i had this friend....yes HAD this friend, named Hillary. She is Mormon..and i was still her friend....she talked all out her head about how she loved being a fag hag....yeah she was NOT a fag hag...she was a fruit fly... buzzed around the fruits and annoying us...but whatever...anyway she told one my of my BFF's Katie that she believes that being gay is a choice, and that IF she was voting she would vote YES ON PROP 8.
I lost my mother fucking mind. LOOOOORRRRD I showed my ass (figuratively speaking) and emailed her, telling her exactly what I think of her. And I copied and pasted it for your enjoyment....
quick side note, I am no longer friends with her. I cut her off. She is a Nazi like all the rest. okay here is what I sent to her.
"I respect your right to choose what to vote for. Your voting choiuce doesnt matter to me even though youre voting to take the rights away from the people you said were your friends.
But how dare you have the AUDACITY to even for a second think you know ANYTHING about being gay and it being a choice. You didnt choose to like boys!!! Its the same thing. What sickens me about this Hillary, is that as a Mormon, you know what its like to be discriminated against, ridiculed and made fun of for your lifestyle. Mormons are, as you well know, the butt of many jokes to the rest of the world...and yet knowing discrimination first hand...you would STILL chose to vote for something makes discrimination LEGAL??
If you bothered to actually read the OFFICIAL ballot information that is mailed to all registered voters by the STATE...it says in plain english that No on 8 DOES NOT EFFECT CHURCHES, SCHOOLS, OR CLERGY IN ANY WAY. It simply provides the same LEGAL rights to gay couples as it does to straight couples.
How would you feel if you married Blaine, and he got sick and died and you weren't allowed to see him in the hospital before he died because LEGALLY YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T RECOGNIZED BY THE STATE??????? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU COULDNT MARRY THE PERSON YOU LOVED???? Well thats what Voting YES on Prop 8 will do, to me, to Tim, to every gay person you have ever met and claimed to be friends with. The fact that you care so little about your "friends" is why I am done with you. You are out of my life. I will not be friends or have anything to do with someone who would be that fake and two faced to me then turn around and say being gay is a CHOICE. WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO BE HARASSED, MADE FUN OF, ATTACKED, AND THREATENED AS A CHILD, TEEN AND ADULT???? WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE THAT???? Did you even bother to think about anything beyond what your Paster or bishop or whoever told you? Do you not have the capability to think for yourself?
You know NOTHING about being gay, you know nothing about what we have been through, or struggled with because of who we are, and how we were BORN.
I want you to think about something Hillary:
"ProtectMarriage" and proposition 8...is funded and dounded by a group of people who wish to discriminate, oppress, and deny the rights of people who they do NOT know, simply because they are different. There was another group of people who discriminated, oppressed and REMOVED the god given HUMAN rights of an entire group of people who lived by different beliefs....it was in the not too distant past..maybe you've heard of them...they were NAZI'S!!!!!!!!!!
So what does that make you? As far as Im concerned, you and people like you...are no different than the Nazi's or the KKK.
I wish I could say that it was nice knowing you but now I see it was a waste of my time and my caring."
boom.
so i had this friend....yes HAD this friend, named Hillary. She is Mormon..and i was still her friend....she talked all out her head about how she loved being a fag hag....yeah she was NOT a fag hag...she was a fruit fly... buzzed around the fruits and annoying us...but whatever...anyway she told one my of my BFF's Katie that she believes that being gay is a choice, and that IF she was voting she would vote YES ON PROP 8.
I lost my mother fucking mind. LOOOOORRRRD I showed my ass (figuratively speaking) and emailed her, telling her exactly what I think of her. And I copied and pasted it for your enjoyment....
quick side note, I am no longer friends with her. I cut her off. She is a Nazi like all the rest. okay here is what I sent to her.
"I respect your right to choose what to vote for. Your voting choiuce doesnt matter to me even though youre voting to take the rights away from the people you said were your friends.
But how dare you have the AUDACITY to even for a second think you know ANYTHING about being gay and it being a choice. You didnt choose to like boys!!! Its the same thing. What sickens me about this Hillary, is that as a Mormon, you know what its like to be discriminated against, ridiculed and made fun of for your lifestyle. Mormons are, as you well know, the butt of many jokes to the rest of the world...and yet knowing discrimination first hand...you would STILL chose to vote for something makes discrimination LEGAL??
If you bothered to actually read the OFFICIAL ballot information that is mailed to all registered voters by the STATE...it says in plain english that No on 8 DOES NOT EFFECT CHURCHES, SCHOOLS, OR CLERGY IN ANY WAY. It simply provides the same LEGAL rights to gay couples as it does to straight couples.
How would you feel if you married Blaine, and he got sick and died and you weren't allowed to see him in the hospital before he died because LEGALLY YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T RECOGNIZED BY THE STATE??????? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU COULDNT MARRY THE PERSON YOU LOVED???? Well thats what Voting YES on Prop 8 will do, to me, to Tim, to every gay person you have ever met and claimed to be friends with. The fact that you care so little about your "friends" is why I am done with you. You are out of my life. I will not be friends or have anything to do with someone who would be that fake and two faced to me then turn around and say being gay is a CHOICE. WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO BE HARASSED, MADE FUN OF, ATTACKED, AND THREATENED AS A CHILD, TEEN AND ADULT???? WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE THAT???? Did you even bother to think about anything beyond what your Paster or bishop or whoever told you? Do you not have the capability to think for yourself?
You know NOTHING about being gay, you know nothing about what we have been through, or struggled with because of who we are, and how we were BORN.
I want you to think about something Hillary:
"ProtectMarriage" and proposition 8...is funded and dounded by a group of people who wish to discriminate, oppress, and deny the rights of people who they do NOT know, simply because they are different. There was another group of people who discriminated, oppressed and REMOVED the god given HUMAN rights of an entire group of people who lived by different beliefs....it was in the not too distant past..maybe you've heard of them...they were NAZI'S!!!!!!!!!!
So what does that make you? As far as Im concerned, you and people like you...are no different than the Nazi's or the KKK.
I wish I could say that it was nice knowing you but now I see it was a waste of my time and my caring."
boom.
October 14, 2008
Actual Work Conversation
Me: "Howard it's Andru, I'm adding a call to your route."
Howard: "Okay, what's the situation?"
Me: "She's brainless...I suggested we UNinstall the AC unit because she isn't smart enough to use it."
Howard: "I see... did she go for that idea? *chuckle chuckle*"
Me: "Sadly No, but we need to check out her thermostat cuz she is crazy and cant figure out how to make it stop blinking."
Howard: "How crazy... like Courtney Love Crazy??"
Me: "Oh no not that bad...more like Anna Nicole Smith crazy...ya know...the engine's running but no one is behind the wheel."
Howard: "Got it...lemme write this down.....speak.....slowly.....to......c-u-s-t-o-m-e-r. OK on my way!"
This has been an Actual Work Conversation
Howard: "Okay, what's the situation?"
Me: "She's brainless...I suggested we UNinstall the AC unit because she isn't smart enough to use it."
Howard: "I see... did she go for that idea? *chuckle chuckle*"
Me: "Sadly No, but we need to check out her thermostat cuz she is crazy and cant figure out how to make it stop blinking."
Howard: "How crazy... like Courtney Love Crazy??"
Me: "Oh no not that bad...more like Anna Nicole Smith crazy...ya know...the engine's running but no one is behind the wheel."
Howard: "Got it...lemme write this down.....speak.....slowly.....to......c-u-s-t-o-m-e-r. OK on my way!"
This has been an Actual Work Conversation
Classy Ladies
Yo peeps! what it is?
My name is Latavia Brown, but you can call me "Baby Sugar"
I like to think my picture speaks fo itself. I mean, look at me...Ima total dime piece.
I only dress high end, I dont be ghetto like the resta dem hoes. I pay mah OWN BILLZ, gots mah own money, be gettin mah own hair and nails did. I dont needa man for nothin. But it might be nice if a brutha took a sista out for some chicken once in a while....and who knows, if you floss high class like I do, then maybe we can kick it.
Holla at a fine uppa class sista if you think you got what it be takin.
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