Absolutely Sickening...

I got this email this morning, and am forwarding it to you all via blog, myspace, facebook, and email.


WE CANNOT LET THEM DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! I swear to god Im going to organize a grass roots effort to burn down every mormon church in the country. and NO that was not a typo, I did not capitalize the m in mormon because I do not have any respect for them as a "religion" or as a "people"

Are we done fighting with signs and voices? can we start fighting with fists and brick now?? I've been waiting...

Anyway here is the email I received:

Last month, you stood up against constitutional discrimination in California and for full marriage equality.

Since then, a nationwide protest has begun. A legal challenge has been filed in the California Supreme Court. Supporters of proposition 8 have splintered once it was revealed that they intended to repeal all state benefits to domestic partners, even health care. And they continue to use their massive, tax-free funding to buy deceptive and misleading full-page ads in the New York times.

Right now, we need you to confirm that you would like to receive additional information via email about supporting marriage equality. Please click the link below:

http://www.marriageequalitynow.com/cgi-bin/dada/mail.cgi/n/marriage/guacamolejim/gmail.com/7810658/

This lets us know that you wish to continue to receive updates about the fight for marriage equality. If you do not wish to receive updates, simply delete this email and we will not contact you again.

Best regards,
- Your friends at Marriage Equality Now
http://www.marriageequalitynow.com/
info@marriageequalitynow.com

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Our privacy policy: We will not share your contact information with any other commercial or political groups without your consent.

Actual Work Conversation

Andru: *phone rings....no one answers...so I do* "--my company name-- Heating and Air, how can I help you?"

Caller: "uhh...who is this?"

Andru: ".....this is --my company name-- heating and air"

Caller: "...is this --my company name--??"

Andru: "*sigh* yes."

Caller: "do you service heaters?"

Andru: "...really?"

Caller: "I mean like do you fix heating systems?"

Andru: ".................*click*"



This has been another Actual Work Conversation

Today Kinda Blows

So I realized that I made a critical error in my December monthly budget, a $120 error. So I have spent most of my day trying to rework it so i can survive this month...and calling myself a fucking retard. I think I have it worked out, Im feeling a little bit better....then I get a text saying "hey, you cant take the 101 freeway home, its shut down in newbury park because the Conejo Grade is on fire." Fuck me.
So Im taking my co worker home, then Im going to have to somehow navigate my way from Westlake Village...to Camarillo...without the freeway....normally not a problem, except that every other retard driver in the tri county area is going to be doing the same thing. I may just back track to Agoura and take Kanan down to the PCH and come in via the coast. Its a LONG way around but its doable. I think this is one of those curl-up-in-bed-and-read nights. Otherwise Im likely to be a complete and utter bitch to everyone I come in contact with...except Mike. If he texts me it will undoubtedly make me feel better, he usually does.

It's days like this that drive me to want to drink. I think Im gonna be a snooty fag tonight and polish off a bottle of wine. Ooo la la

Tire Rotation

I couldn't resist. I am sitting at Big Brand Tires in Camarillo, CA, waiting for my tires to be rotated (cuz they do it for free) and damned if they dont have two computers in their waiting room for people to use to go online while their cars are getting serviced!! This is the greatest idea on the planet!!!!! Im shocked this isnt is every establishment. So Naturally, I thought of you, my beloved readers, and hopped online and here I am. Blogging to you from Big Brand Tires' waiting room. Incidentally there are also two big ass giant flat screen plasma TVs mounted to the wall. I have to say this is pretty freaking cool.

Well here is a recap of my week, Monday....sucks donkey butt. Coming back from a long weekend to a day from hell with bitchy clients and stupid people causing problems for us... Tuesday I went on a "date" with a guy named Josh, who is a very nice guy, but Im not entirely sure how into me he is. I think he and I will end up being friends. Which is cool. The weird thing is he knows a few of my old friends, which is neat, but because Ventura County is entirely too small, he knows OF my ex, but he is friends with the guy my ex cheated on me with and dated for 2 years. Yeah, awkward. But Its been 2 years since our relationship ended and Im not weird about it anymore, its just odd. I know my ex and Josh's friend are no longer together...a wise choice on the part of Josh's friend, considering I know for a fact that my ex cheated on him more than once.... which really shouldnt come as a shock, I mean he cheated on me with you...what made you think he wouldnt cheat on you?!?!? Please tell me that thought crossed your mind AT LEAST once. If not..oh honey, you simple.

BUT I cant hate the guy. I did at first...but then I thought "my ex is your problem now..you kinda did me the favor" at least thats how I see it now. I love my ex. He was my first love, I will always love and care about him. BUT now...Im iover it.

WELL my car is done. Im outta here. PEACE OUT BITCHES> xoxo

Gay Panic!

OMG OMG OMG

I love Britney's New Album, "CIRCUS"

This bitch is BACK



Give it a download or buy it, whatever, its good.

There is one song I SWEAR TO GOD she wrote for me. I mean I can see why its about her, but damnit, she nailed how I feel about...someone..... on the head.

It's called "Out From Under"

Its amazing. Im having a gay panic over it. :-)

FUCKING CLUELESS

Many people need financial aid and grants and student loans and stuff...
how do you get it?

I filled out a fafsa form like 3 years ago when i was making $10 an hour, and they told me I made too much money to get grants or financial aide. The only think I got was my $26 a unit paid for. EVERYTHING ELSE came out of pocket and it killed me. Money was a big part of why I didn't finish the semester, I couldn't afford it anymore, with rent, and bills and the commute from Cam to Newbury Park to work, then from there to Ventura for school...It was too much plus playing for supplies, BOOKS, and all the software I had to buy for two of the classes I was taking... I had no choice, I had to drop out. Broke my heart to do it, but I had no choice.


Well now I make more money than back then, so I know Im probably fucked there....

its like I have to unemployed to get help.
wtf?!?!?

Someone PLEASE give me guidance!!! Where do I go for Grants? Where do I apply for student loans? how many can I have? Are those things on the MySpace banners about that guy getting grant money real? cuz dont play Ill do it.


I need MONEY, I need to pay for school so I can get a degree and get a REAL job that pays REAL money so I dont spend the rest of my life doing what Im doing now... working hard, underpaid, and barely making ends meet.
I want to do more than just "survive"

Who has knowledge about this stuff???

PLEASE HELP ME HERE.


Thanks

Andru / Andy / Andy CandyPants / whatever you wanna call me.

So Very Random,,,,

I get to work this morning and go online to check my email.
I have an email from my co worker who took today off, and it was so brilliantly random I had to share it with you.


From: Co-Worker Hillary

SUBJECT: This thought occurred to me

And it is plaguing me. I wonder if either Ben or Fred Savage refer to themselves as a "savage" when it comes to funtime in the bedroom.

A - Ben Savage reminds me of my sister's boyfriend.
B - Fred Savage has grown into his ugly, a la Leonardo DiCaprio, but far worse.

While swallowing a baby puke at the thought of those two guys fornicating, I felt it only fair to share that thought with you



Reply from Andru:

thats fucking rad.

I think Ben Savage looked like a cute lil beaver as a kid...
and the last time I saw Fred Savage...I think he was really handsome. Maybe I need glasses.