Showing posts with label oompa Loompa. Show all posts
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September 17, 2008

Douche Baggery...the Freakshow

orange douche

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

Is this thing Human? He is so offensive to look at, that I kinda want to kill him. Or at least beat him about the head with a blunt object. I don't understand why it is that people DESIRE to look like this. I think it is some kinda mental retardation. Is there a clinical term for this? Self Image Dismorphi-douchebaggia works for me.

I hate to say it but I actually hope this...creature....dies. Free will and what not allows him to disfigure himself is this way, but I would think that someone would draw a line somewhere. OH and who would sleep with this kind of Jersey Gutter White Trash?
I mean, yes there are those tacky jersey shores-whores who will sleep with anyone in a gold chain....but OH MY GOD...

I hope he gets hit by a car. Imagine the orange splattered everywhere.