Let me just make one thing clear:
You do not matter to people who don't care about you.
Example: If I am sitting at Starbucks, minding my own business, smoking a cigarette (in one of the few places where we are still allowed to smoke....nazi's) , Do you REALLY THINK, that I will give a fuck about you? You dont know me, so when you walk up to me and say "cigarettes are disgusting, you need to put that out, because I can smell it." did you expect me to do what you tell me to do?
No, instead you got this response today from me: "Bitch, i dont know you, I don't give a fuck about you OR your opinions. WE ARE OUTSIDE, I AM AWAY FROM THE ENTRANCE, AND THERE ARE ASHTRAYS **PROVIDED** So clearly this is an environment where smoking is allowed. If you have a problem with it, I suggest you go the fuck away. Who the fuck do you think you are to come over to a random stranger, and insult and harrass them about what they do with their life?? Who the fuck made you think you were SOOO important, that you could tell me what to do?? Lemme tell you what Im gonna do, Im gonna make sure you are rinsing my iced cafe mocha out of your cheap white lady hair weave, and dry cleaning your track suit. Because Im about to throw this all up in your face you smug, nosey dried up bitch. Go Fuck yourself."
Yeah. That happened. Why? Because you picked the WRONG ONE. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS PEOPLE. I DONT CARE IF YOU APPROVE OF MY SMOKING, MY BEING GAY, OR MY SPEEDING ON THE FREEWAY. I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE MY CAR, MY HAIR, MY CLOTHES, OR MY MUSIC. STOP THINKING YOU MATTER. YOU DONT. Mind your business.
And another thing, don't think you can throw words at me and expect me to just take it. oh HELL to the no. If youre gonna throw words at me, you better have a big catcher's mit, cuz Im throwing them right back at you bitch, I don't play that kinda ball....game over.
SO... aside from that random act of verbal violence, today has been a decent day.
I realize that I seem cold and bitchy. I relish in that in fact. But I am generally a jovial, pleasant person to be around. Everybody thinks so. But like most Sicilians, I have a short fuse, and will not hesitate to get medievil on your ass if you step outta line with me. That's right, Im not in the business of taking people's buuullllllshit, so if you have it, better take it somewhere else. Im not havin it.
A few other minor irritations:
Dont ask me what I was doing, then say "I saw you" If you fucking saw me, why are you asking?? EXAMPLE: "hey did you talk to Kelly, cuz I saw you talking to Kelly" Obviously I was talking to Kelly, if you saw me talking to Kelly, why the fuck are you going to ask me if I talked to her???? WTF is that. Stupid.
Don't tell me something like "hey check this out" then say "oh nevermind I'll show you later." FUCK OFF. Why mention it at all if youre not going to even share.
Don't say "Happy Monday" when I drag my ass into work on monday morning. There is nothing happy about mondays. No one wants to be at work, no one is happy about it, dont try to make it a better day by wishing someone happiness on a shitty day. That shit is not cute.
Just because I sit near the fax machine, does not mean I am going to fax things for you. Fuck off you lazy twat, fax it yourself.
Just because I sit near the fax machine does not mean I want all the empty blank pages that come through LEFT ON MY DESK. WTF do I have some shortage of plain white paper??? twats.
Just because I sit near the fax machine does not mean my trashcan , is yours to use whenever you feel like it.
Just because my car is 16 yrs old doesn't mean I will be okay with you bumping into it, or hitting it with your door. Motherfucker, it doesn't belong to you, DONT TOUCH IT.
Ya know the old saying "You always hurt the ones you love the most?" This. Is. A. Lie. Thats complete bullshit. Its a mde up phrase that people who lose control when they are angry say to make you feel bad for them, for getting mad at you, and saying the ONE THING that they KNOW will hurt you the most. This person is not your friend. This person can and will hurt you every chance they get, better not to let them hurt you, by keeping them at a distance.
Inconsiderate drivers should lose their licenses for a year. It should be a law. If you are turning left at an intersection, and someone next to you is turning right, and you are blocking their view of the road they are turning on to, you and a fucking assbag. If I am in a lane on the freeway, and you move into the same lane in front of me, and force me to slow down....you are a douchegoblin and should be kicked in the face, and have your license suspended because YOU are the cause of accidents.
I never bought into the bullshit about "women drivers" Until I moved to San Diego. 9 times out of 10, when you see someone cutting people off, driving too slow in the fast lane, crossing 5 lanes in one swoop, swerving in their lane, can't maintain a steady speed, tailgating, or anything else that is stupid as hell....in San Diego CA, its a woman. I have seen some stupid things, some things on the road that when you see them happen you think....there has to be a cat or monkey or mentally disabled gorilla driving that car... NNNNNOPE its always a woman. I hate to say it....but I'm starting to understand why men say that.
I laugh at people who think they are bad asses behind the wheel. It is so funny to see that white trash girl, with her limp bizket, insane clown posse, and kid rock stickers all over her Dodge Neon...tryin to act like she is hot shit with her knock off sunglasses, doing 80 on the freeway with two fingers on the wheel and a leg up on the dashboard. Bitch you are not cute. I hope you wreck that neon and get thrown thru the windshield.
Okay I have a question... when in my car, my seat is reclined back a bit because I am tall, and fat, and it is more comfortable....but when the seat is reclined so far back that scrawny 130 lbs kevin federline wannabe in his ford escort...how is that comfortable. who are you hiding from? You do not look gangster. You look stupid as hell.
White men. Stop trying to be hip hop. You look STUPID.
Bro's. okay now this is a sad situation. A lot of these "bro's" are really good looking guys who take care of their bodies (aside from the cheap beer) but the personality kills it. I admit, sometimes I see a total douchey bro...and I think...damn take off all that tap out gear, and he is fine as hell....but he isnt allowed to speak. LOL
she-bro's. Please don't reproduce....EVER. your kind will ruin this world.
Now that I think about it, i am starting to understand why the rest of the world hates the US...I mean...look what we have to offer... Jersey Shore? Rednecks? "America FUCK YEAH" and dont even get me started on the politicians....people like Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, George Dubya Bush, Rick Santorum....these fucking idiot nut jobs are who represent this country??? NO WONDER WE ARE HATED.
I will say this much regarding politics... PPEOPLE NEED TO RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT THERE WILL NEVER BE A PERFECT PRESIDENT. THERE WILL NEVER BE A PERFECT GOVERNMENT, THERE WILL NEVER BE AN HONEST POLITICIAN. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING WHINERS.
Here are some facts that people need to face: If you can't mention President Obama without calling him a terrorist, muslum, or refer to him with any form of black stereotype... you are a racist. FOX NEWS...is racist.
OH and to refer to the President's Birthday Party as a "Hip Hop BBQ" is RACIST. I didnt see fox news calling bush's birthday a "Bumpkin filled, Coke-fueled goool' country HO-DOWN" because Fox News is racist, right wing influenced news. I think they should be shut down.
Frankly, anyone who doesn't like Obama, if you dont have any legitimate reason for not liking him other than he is black, has an "ethnic name" ...face it...you're racist.
Just like if you don't think gays should be legally married...youre a bigot.
its pretty black and white people. stop making excuses.
I fucking hate stupid people.\
ONE LAST BITCHY STATEMENT then Im done.
I am Ashamed to be an American whenever the following things occur:
1.whenever I hear "yeehaw"
2.whenever i see a fist pump
3.whenever someone actually takes michelle bachman or sarah palin seriously.
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