OMG you guys I got my very first piece of blog hate mail!!! Oh this is too good. You know it was written by some 14 year old pre-pubescent fucktard loser with nothing else to do with his time that try to talk shit to a complete stranger whose blog he happened to stumble upon while searching for the latest episode of Naruto...
Jay########@hotmail.com:
Hey Fagit (omg if you're gonna insult me, at least spell correctly) Ur blog sux my leff nut, wich ud prolly like cuz ur a fagit (<--- again?) I bet everyone (<-- wow a big word that he spelled correctly! Gold Star Jay, Gold Star) who reads ur blog is prolly gay and stupid. U think ur so funny, nun of yur shit makes cents anywayz so shut the fuck up, ur dum. (<---this is how you type, and I'M dumb?? yeah okay Junior)
Well Hooray for you Jay, you have accomplished nothing more than making yourself look like a window licking fuck tard. Congratulations.
Readers: Jay is the perfect example of what can happen when you drink while pregnant. What Jay fails to realize is that he read my blog...he is therefor, by his own logic, "gay and stupid" and for the record, I like full sized adult man cock in my mouth, not your raisonette sized, Down's Syndrome Jay Nut. Could anyone get their mouth on your balls? Have your balls even dropped yet? I would venture to guess, no, they probably haven't. However, if you really are curious about how the quality of my nut-sucking skills, just ask your Dad.
My question is, how old is Jay? If he is any older than 14, then he needs to be in special ed...with a tutor, because the way he types is an abomination to the English language. If he is 14...then someone tell his mother to stop drinking during her pregnancies...oh and see if there isn't a way to do a "really late term" abortion on Jay. he is going to do nothing more than make the United States look even more simple and country than it already does. Thanks Bible Belt!
On a lighter note, I saw a video today online of a kid who was trying to rap, get punched in the face by his sister because he sucked so bad....the boys name was Jay... I like to think that Jay, and my hate mail Jay are the same Jay. Cuz they both deserve to be punched in the face....by a girl.
I have one last thing to add...a personal message to Jay.
Jay... for the love of GOD, learn to spell, get a life, and die in a fire. OH and if you thought I wasn't going to post your dumb ass message on my blog for the readers to enjoy, you really truly are as stupid as you sound.
oh..and its "faggot" you stupid inbred dickless white trash fuck.
October 28, 2010
So Many Paths to Choose from...
With every day that passes I keep thinking about different ways to get back to the comfortable level of living to which I had become accustomed. No this does not mean oppulence or fancy things... but to be able to pay my bills, without stressing out to the point of vomit. I have been thinking about Bankruptcy, buying a really cheap 2000 dollar used car and letting them repo my current car so that I wouldnt have a car payment anymore, I tried to find a cheaper place to rent, but sadly, without roommates, the cheapest I could find was $25 more than I am paying now. Even though I am frustrated and unhappy where I live, and the situation, I guess Im just gonna have to deal with it. Im going to have to revert back to the days when you lived with someone but didnt share food, didnt share anything because one person inevitably gets taken advantage of, and its always me. I can not afford to buy food for two people, so that is now ending, my food will be put in a little cupboard in my room, cuz it gets eaten and doesnt get replaced or paid for. I might be able to afford to move into a new place after a 6 months or so, depending on the situation with money. We will see.
I might be able to keep my car and my payment if I use the financial aid money to pay my payment every month/.... I dont know, but I know this much, SOMETHING needs to change, and I need to choose a path and stick to it. I just need to make that decision....but which one to choose????????
October 27, 2010
Filthy Brown Mood Ring
okay I am unhappy right now. My body hurts (stupid hidradenitis supperative) and Im freaking out cuz I think I have a bladder infection or kidney stone...cuz there's blood in my urine....great. How about my cancer returns? OH or maybe I would get shot in the fucking head...that would work too. Ya know, when I had medical insurance, I didn't have this many problems... now that I dont, its alllll coming out. Typical.
Im pissed. This sucks. I can't afford a doctor, I cant afford the bills from the ER... im fucked. I hate this shit, i go to a clinic or an ER and its just ruining my credit because I can't pay for any of it. So what do I do? suffer, thats what.
f my life.
ALSO... a message for big people. I am one of you, I get it....but I am self aware... if you stop your fat ass past my desk and you make the floor shake....maybe you should learn to TREAD LIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!! I walk softly...I dont make monitors in the office shake when I walk by them...what the fuck is your fat ass problem... its not cute, its not pleasant, and its irritating everything time you trot your fat ass past my desk!! Im fat, I dont have this effect on people....WTF
Im pissed. This sucks. I can't afford a doctor, I cant afford the bills from the ER... im fucked. I hate this shit, i go to a clinic or an ER and its just ruining my credit because I can't pay for any of it. So what do I do? suffer, thats what.
f my life.
ALSO... a message for big people. I am one of you, I get it....but I am self aware... if you stop your fat ass past my desk and you make the floor shake....maybe you should learn to TREAD LIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!! I walk softly...I dont make monitors in the office shake when I walk by them...what the fuck is your fat ass problem... its not cute, its not pleasant, and its irritating everything time you trot your fat ass past my desk!! Im fat, I dont have this effect on people....WTF
October 26, 2010
A change would do you good.
Ya know, I am sick to death of always being the one to handle everything. I'm always the one worrying about whats gonna happen and stressing over how its gonnna get paid and making sure everything is taken care of... and others just glide through life being unconcerned. WHY AM I DOING THIS?!?!?!?! This is bullshit.
I love my roommate to death, and I want to keep her as a close friend... but I think we need to part ways as far as living together. I do everything. I make sure the bills are paid, and she pays me her half whenever its convenient for her, and even then its not in full. Im sick of this shit. Im sick of buying food, and finding that its been eaten, yet not replaced or paid for. Im done. DONE. I've been searching craigslist for studio apartments around the same price as what Im paying so that I can move out. I cant deal with this stress anymore. If Im gonna stress its gonna be over my own shit, not "our" shit. Im over her dog pissing all over the house! Im over her letting her friends and their dogs (that piss all over the house) just crash whenever, and she doesnt ask me if Im cool with it...she just TELLS me. Im not her parent, and Im not dealing with this anymore. Im fuckin over it, Im stressed out, and Im tired of it. I just cancelled my netflix, the one I've been paying for that she has been using...and never pitched in to help pay for. CANCELLED. Im having the cable TV shut off, just gonna have internet... if she wants TV she can pay for it. Im not stressing over this anymore. Im going to have my name taken off of the utilities that we share, because Im not having my credit ruined because she doesnt care about paying her utilities on time.
There is a problem, I paid 2/3 of our move in deposit, and since her dog ruined the carpet, Im not having MY DEPOSIT deducted because of HER dog...so when I move out, she is gonna have to liquidate her CD's or tap into her savings or whatever, but she is gonna have to give me my part of the deposit when I move out. And if she thinks I wont get a lawyer involved, she is trippin. I don't fuck around when it comes to money.
God damnit I hate that this has happened!! I know this is going to go badly. I just know it.
I love my roommate to death, and I want to keep her as a close friend... but I think we need to part ways as far as living together. I do everything. I make sure the bills are paid, and she pays me her half whenever its convenient for her, and even then its not in full. Im sick of this shit. Im sick of buying food, and finding that its been eaten, yet not replaced or paid for. Im done. DONE. I've been searching craigslist for studio apartments around the same price as what Im paying so that I can move out. I cant deal with this stress anymore. If Im gonna stress its gonna be over my own shit, not "our" shit. Im over her dog pissing all over the house! Im over her letting her friends and their dogs (that piss all over the house) just crash whenever, and she doesnt ask me if Im cool with it...she just TELLS me. Im not her parent, and Im not dealing with this anymore. Im fuckin over it, Im stressed out, and Im tired of it. I just cancelled my netflix, the one I've been paying for that she has been using...and never pitched in to help pay for. CANCELLED. Im having the cable TV shut off, just gonna have internet... if she wants TV she can pay for it. Im not stressing over this anymore. Im going to have my name taken off of the utilities that we share, because Im not having my credit ruined because she doesnt care about paying her utilities on time.
There is a problem, I paid 2/3 of our move in deposit, and since her dog ruined the carpet, Im not having MY DEPOSIT deducted because of HER dog...so when I move out, she is gonna have to liquidate her CD's or tap into her savings or whatever, but she is gonna have to give me my part of the deposit when I move out. And if she thinks I wont get a lawyer involved, she is trippin. I don't fuck around when it comes to money.
God damnit I hate that this has happened!! I know this is going to go badly. I just know it.
October 25, 2010
Viva La Musica
Thanks to my dear friend Drew, I now have new music to share. YAY
Including an artist I had never heard of!!! I LOVE finding new awesome artists!!!
Here's the list for all you lover's of POP MUSIC!!!
(some of these songs have been on previous lists, but some of these are remixes or different versions featuring another artist or whatever.)
Taio Cruz (Feat. Jennifer Lopez) - Dynamite
KE$HA - We R Who We R
Kristine Elezaj - Warpath
- Let You Know
- D.N.A (Dance the Night Away)
- Rockstar
There is one more... DJ Earworm... this guy takes the top 25 songs of the year, and does a mash up of all of them, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! I have 2009, 2008, and 2007.
All this and more are on youtube for your listening enjoyment!!
MUSIC = HAPPINESS
QUIT YOUR JOB. MAKE MUSIC.
Including an artist I had never heard of!!! I LOVE finding new awesome artists!!!
Here's the list for all you lover's of POP MUSIC!!!
(some of these songs have been on previous lists, but some of these are remixes or different versions featuring another artist or whatever.)
Taio Cruz (Feat. Jennifer Lopez) - Dynamite
KE$HA - We R Who We R
Kristine Elezaj - Warpath
- Let You Know
- D.N.A (Dance the Night Away)
- Rockstar
There is one more... DJ Earworm... this guy takes the top 25 songs of the year, and does a mash up of all of them, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! I have 2009, 2008, and 2007.
All this and more are on youtube for your listening enjoyment!!
MUSIC = HAPPINESS
QUIT YOUR JOB. MAKE MUSIC.
October 22, 2010
Isn't there an IQ test to get into the Police Academy?
So,l I was 25 minutes late to work because I got pulled over by some idiot cop in Santee, CA. This boob pulls me over, and then sits in his car FOR TEN MINUTES…finally I get out of my car and look at my wrist like I have a watch on and say “ HELLO????? TODAY PLEASE” (my dad was a cop so I am not intimidated by cops in any way shape or form) so finally he comes up to my car, and starts lecturing me…
Cop: “Sir, I don’t know who you think you are, but no one is above responsibility when it comes to driving.”
Me: “…..What?”
Cop: “You might think you are above the law, or that you can escape your responsibilities, but not on my watch pal.”
Me: “…What??? Are you serious? Why did you pull me over? Am I being punked??" *looks around for cameras*
Cop: “I should haul you in right now, hit and run a serious offense, what were you thinking?”
Me: “Okay….. I don’t know who you think youre talking too, but I haven’t been in an accident, I didn’t hit and run from anyone, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Cop: “Just give me your License, Registration, Proof if Insurance and STAY IN THE CAR”
Me: “…..ok?”
At this point Im getting ready to post on facebook that some crazy boob in a uniform may kill me and I end up missing, this is the last place I was seen alive…. Then 5 minutes later he comes back to my window…
Cop / Boob: “What kind of car is this?”
Me: “….you have my information in your hand…. It’s a Honda Accord”
Cop/ Boob: “Oh… my apologies sir, we’re looking for a black Nissan Altima, here’s your paperwork and license, have a nice day.”
Me: “………..*blink*…………………WWWHHHAAAAATTTTT??? ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
I started the car and hit the gas so hard my tires spun and I was off. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so mad.
If you are going to work as a traffic officer, LEARN THE CARS AROUND YOU ON THE ROAD. Also, PLEASE HAVE ENOUGH INTELLEGENCE TO KNOW: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN ALTIMA... WHEN YOU WALK UP TO A CAR THAT SAYS "ACCORD" ON THE BACK....YOU HAVE THE WRONG CAR. STUPID. Now I gotta cut my lunch short because that fucktard made me late to work. He ruined my friday right from the start.... I hope he dies in a fire! GRRRRRRRRRRR SO ANGRY
Cop: “Sir, I don’t know who you think you are, but no one is above responsibility when it comes to driving.”
Me: “…..What?”
Cop: “You might think you are above the law, or that you can escape your responsibilities, but not on my watch pal.”
Me: “…What??? Are you serious? Why did you pull me over? Am I being punked??" *looks around for cameras*
Cop: “I should haul you in right now, hit and run a serious offense, what were you thinking?”
Me: “Okay….. I don’t know who you think youre talking too, but I haven’t been in an accident, I didn’t hit and run from anyone, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Cop: “Just give me your License, Registration, Proof if Insurance and STAY IN THE CAR”
Me: “…..ok?”
At this point Im getting ready to post on facebook that some crazy boob in a uniform may kill me and I end up missing, this is the last place I was seen alive…. Then 5 minutes later he comes back to my window…
Cop / Boob: “What kind of car is this?”
Me: “….you have my information in your hand…. It’s a Honda Accord”
Cop/ Boob: “Oh… my apologies sir, we’re looking for a black Nissan Altima, here’s your paperwork and license, have a nice day.”
Me: “………..*blink*…………………WWWHHHAAAAATTTTT??? ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
I started the car and hit the gas so hard my tires spun and I was off. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so mad.
If you are going to work as a traffic officer, LEARN THE CARS AROUND YOU ON THE ROAD. Also, PLEASE HAVE ENOUGH INTELLEGENCE TO KNOW: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN ALTIMA... WHEN YOU WALK UP TO A CAR THAT SAYS "ACCORD" ON THE BACK....YOU HAVE THE WRONG CAR. STUPID. Now I gotta cut my lunch short because that fucktard made me late to work. He ruined my friday right from the start.... I hope he dies in a fire! GRRRRRRRRRRR SO ANGRY
October 21, 2010
ummm
okay if you have to say "um" more than once in a sentence... hell, more than once in ever 3 or 4 sentences...you should not speak...ever.
That is all.
That is all.
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