Pieces of Me

I have recently been realizing that a lot of people are liked or disliked, for only one small part of their personality. I know that I personally despise people for one thing they did or said, and I don't even know what made them say it, or what happened in their life to turn the into such a raging douche-jockey. But see, like most people, Im not concerned with WHY they say or do things, the fact that they did or said these things is simply reason enough for me. So I began to wonder what it is people liked, disliked, about me. That was short lived as it is in my nature not to give a shit about peoples dislikes about me, but always want to know why I am liked. HAHAHA What can I say Im human, I like to be liked... BUT that does not equal self worth.

Moving on I know that there are a lot of people who LOVE the gay piece. The piece of me who likes boys. Naturally I run with it, because what else can I do, Im gay and that isn't going to change. There are people who like Humor piece. I must say I am partial to that one too, because I tend to crack myself up far more than I do others. Some people like the Thinker piece, these are the people like Zara, Katie, Sherri, Tim, Jill, and Jessica...the people who value my opinion and are always genuinely interested in my thoughts on various topics.
Then there are those who like the Physical Piece. Why they like the big hairy "bearish" Physical piece is a mystery to me, I wouldn't want to "do" me...but far be for me to poo on the opinions of others. The way I see it, GOD SAVE THE CHASERS!!!! There need to be more cuz I do firmly believe that big can be beautiful. And let's be honest, if there weren't Chubby Chasers and Bear Chasers i n the world, I would never get laid and I would never have known love. So more power to them!

As I sat in my car thinking about all these different things, I realized two things... ONE: I wasn't paying attention and was not only traveling at 94 MPH, but that I had passed my freeway offramp....and the TWO...there is a whole lot more to me than my physique, my humor and my sexuality. I was immediately offended at every person I have ever met because how dare they think have such a shallow view of me!!!

That thought was also short lived. I only have amazing people in my life, otherwise they wouldn't BE in my life. Then it dawned on me. One major problem with society in general, is that they have the most difficult time turning their scrutiny inward. Sure its easy when you don't like your body to scrutinize yourself, but do it for who you are...not what you look like. Yeah not so easy is it? Didn't think so. This would be the reason why I tell people who say "oh Ive been through all these relationships, and I always do the same thing, try to give it my all, and I always end up single..." As with my ex, maybe its NOT THEM. Have you thought that maybe you convince yourself that you are perfect but in actuality you are just as guilty as your boyfriend is for fucking up the relationship?? HELLO TURN INWARD.
But I digress...

I turned inward and thought "Well maybe this is all alot of people know because that is all I show them."

So I decided to make a quick list of things that make me who I am, and why I am the Unique homo, whose blog you return to so very often.(I love you all for that b-t-dubs.)

They are not in any specific order:

I like to Sew.
I love sushi but not the raw stuff.
Im Sicilian, Irish, Scottish, British, Cherokee Indian, German and Norwegian.
I have awful skin, but do what I can to survive with it.
I am a cancer survivor...well, skin cancer, but whatever, its cancer and I survived it!
I may have grown up in Camarillo, but I did not have an upper middle class suburban day dream life.
Not all people in Camarillo are closed minded idiots with minivans and lots of money.

I was rasied by the strongest and greatest single mother ever to walk the Earth.
I'm a total momma's boy.
I have issues with my father, and the way he abandoned me almost 2 years ago.
I hate that I have "baggage"
I have only truly been in love once.
I like most kinds of music, and have no problem telling you if YOUR music, is one that I DONT like.
I have little to no patience for people who "waste" their minds and their lives.
I have a freaky side.
Im no Angel.
Im no Devil either.
Some people freak out when the person they are seeing says after 2 dates "I want to be with you, and be your boyfriend"....I am not one of those people. I think its cute, and I prefer it because you get past all the awkward bullshit in the beginning.
I dislike the color yellow greatly, especially on cars and houses.
I have no problem hitting a woman who deserves it, or who tries to hit me. Bitch dont step to me Im a big fag, Ill hit you.
I hate violence and wish I never had to resort to it.
Roller Derby is the ONLY sport that I like outside of gymnastics.
Some members of my family make me nervous for no apparent reason.
I befriend easily, do not let go of friendships easily, but once your gone, your GONE.



More to come, if you care to know more about me. :-)

All Hallows Eve

Well, this year has been a trip and a half...but I am so happy to report that I have been on a (for the most part) upward swing! Im workin my ass off to make sure it stays that way!
Im talking to a guy...who is...WOW...so cute. I cant even handle how cute he is...OMG.
New car that I love, job Im finally no longer a temp for, new music, new friends that I love, new money ventures, Im starting new hobbies and projects and ideas, this year is amazing. Thank you 2008 for rocking my world. Lets hope 09 is better!!

Here are some funnys to hold you over until I get a chance to REALLY entertain you like I used to. :-)


I know they are comfortable...but Crocs...are ugly...and Kitteh agrees with me:


The force is stroll with this one:



aren't I just the cutest big ol Country Bumpkin you ever did see?


I love Halloween...I get to dress up as the kind of white trash that I spend so much time making fun of!!

P.S. please dont be offended by the shirt, i know some of you might, but anyone who KNOWS ME knows that I mean no harm.


Besides...*giggle* Its funny cuz is blasphemous.


PEACE OUT BITCHES!!! VOTE NO ON 8

Cruel Parents

No Joke, he is a customer of ours, his name is Rusty Butz!!
What the fuck were his parents thinking? If your last name is Butz, you do NOT choose a first name that can be shortened to an ADJECTIVE. Rusty, Harry, names of this sort should be forbidden!!

Other people whose parent obviously hated them:

Dick Butkus
Harry Peters
Sunshine Rain
Harry Bonner
Amanda Bottom

Yes these are all customers of my company...well except Dick Butkus...he is some goober from the nfl. HAHAHA butt kiss.

Juxtaposition FAIL

I heart FailBlog.org So much funny failing.

I saw this and thought it was funny as shit.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny Quote

I think Jill told this to Tim and Tim told me....either way its freaking funny.

"Sometimes, Love conquers Ugly."



Here are a few quotes I have used over the past few years:

"Ew, your face."
"Fuck diamonds, a FAG is a girls best friend."
"If you can't grow it, SEW IT."
"OMG STFU."
"Skinny Bitches are EVIL baby, and they need to be DESTROYED."
"It's not that I'm anti-social...I just don't like you."
"All men are dogs, some are poodles, some are dobermans, but we're all dogs."



yes this post was random...but whatever. your face is random. so there.

Viva La Musica

This is a list of the songs that are making me dance around my apartment like a fool:

1. Kirsty McColl - "In These Shoes"
2. Baby Face - "There She Goes"
3. Kelis - "Caught Out There"
4. Miranda Lambert - "Gunpowder & Lead"
5. Quietdrive - "Rise From the Ashes"
6. AFI - "Miss Murder"



sorry there are only 6... but whatever. If you havent heard them, give them a listen and download if you so desire.

No they are not all current music...actually....none of it is current music LOL but whatever. Hope you like them. BTDubs...if you know of anything you think I might like to listen to, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!! IM A MUSIC JUNKIE!!!! Im forever looking for cool artists and songs. Im one of these people who doesnt really care who sings it, if its a good song, Ill listen to it....EXCEPT...I will never listen to:
Jack Black
Paris Hilton
Heidi Montag
anything that is ugly mean or that they yell and growl so loud that you can understand what they are saying...I wont bother.

ANYTHING ELSE...gimme a shout, either as a comment, or send an email to GuacamoleJim@gmail.com

PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!!

So cute, your head might explode