I think Jill told this to Tim and Tim told me....either way its freaking funny.
"Sometimes, Love conquers Ugly."
Here are a few quotes I have used over the past few years:
"Ew, your face."
"Fuck diamonds, a FAG is a girls best friend."
"If you can't grow it, SEW IT."
"OMG STFU."
"Skinny Bitches are EVIL baby, and they need to be DESTROYED."
"It's not that I'm anti-social...I just don't like you."
"All men are dogs, some are poodles, some are dobermans, but we're all dogs."
yes this post was random...but whatever. your face is random. so there.
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October 29, 2008
September 3, 2008
Today kinda sucks.
Im tired, hungry, and bitchy. World beware.
It doesn't help that I'm broke until I get paid which is usually today but I have the sneaking suspicion that it will be tomorrow....which blows. *sigh* oh well whatever. Not like my fat ass is gonna waste away LOL
I Love the Myspace Award Center. Whenever I feel "blah" I just go onto myspace and check out MSAC and it always makes me laugh... Basically you go to the myspace award center and you can select one of their funny comment things, and put them on your friends pages to make them laugh.
Here are some samples of their brilliant work:
Well there you have it. I guess you would have to have a twisted sense of humor to truly love these kinds of comments the way I do. hahahaha
I wish I had more to report today but I DONT.
I have been thinking however, that I might have special posts...certain things I think are funny.
Like Blog Catagories...Andru style:
Music Listings (of what I LIKE....)
Celeb Gossip (the way I see it)
Car Reviews (cuz I'm random like that)
Fashion Advice (cuz people dress like idiots sometimes)
Dear Andy (Like Dear Abbey, but gayer)**requires blog reader participation**
and last but CERTAINLY not least
VCDD Roller Derby info and updates.
along with my regular blogs this should keep things interesting. Cuz frankly, I cant stand the idea that people might think Im boring. I mean, I KNOW Im kinda boring, but thats by choice, Im not about to have anyone else thinking I am boring... cuz fuck that.
DO ANY DERBY GIRLS READ MY BLOG BY THE WAY??? I know Kate does...and I love her for that... but do any others? I would love to know...I would also love a comment here or there....and WOULD IT KILL ANY OF YOU RANDOM PEOPLE I DONT KNOW TO READ AND LEAVE A COMMENT....preferably before Im dead, Thanks. hahaha
Later Gators
Andru
It doesn't help that I'm broke until I get paid which is usually today but I have the sneaking suspicion that it will be tomorrow....which blows. *sigh* oh well whatever. Not like my fat ass is gonna waste away LOL
I Love the Myspace Award Center. Whenever I feel "blah" I just go onto myspace and check out MSAC and it always makes me laugh... Basically you go to the myspace award center and you can select one of their funny comment things, and put them on your friends pages to make them laugh.
Here are some samples of their brilliant work:
Well there you have it. I guess you would have to have a twisted sense of humor to truly love these kinds of comments the way I do. hahahaha
I wish I had more to report today but I DONT.
I have been thinking however, that I might have special posts...certain things I think are funny.
Like Blog Catagories...Andru style:
Music Listings (of what I LIKE....)
Celeb Gossip (the way I see it)
Car Reviews (cuz I'm random like that)
Fashion Advice (cuz people dress like idiots sometimes)
Dear Andy (Like Dear Abbey, but gayer)**requires blog reader participation**
and last but CERTAINLY not least
VCDD Roller Derby info and updates.
along with my regular blogs this should keep things interesting. Cuz frankly, I cant stand the idea that people might think Im boring. I mean, I KNOW Im kinda boring, but thats by choice, Im not about to have anyone else thinking I am boring... cuz fuck that.
DO ANY DERBY GIRLS READ MY BLOG BY THE WAY??? I know Kate does...and I love her for that... but do any others? I would love to know...I would also love a comment here or there....and WOULD IT KILL ANY OF YOU RANDOM PEOPLE I DONT KNOW TO READ AND LEAVE A COMMENT....preferably before Im dead, Thanks. hahaha
Later Gators
Andru
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