Hey Hey Peeps!!!
Here is my most recent list of music Im rockin out to.
Enjoy!!!!
Chrisette Michelle - Porcelain Doll
Kim Zociak - Tardy for the Party
Pink - Glitter in the Air
Pink - Mean
Bobby Brown - Humpin' Around
Britney Spears (feat. Lil Kim) - Gimme More (Kimme More mix)
Ameerah - The Sound of Missing You
Nelly Furtado - Manos Al Aire
Kelly Clarkson - Already Gone
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield
Lady GaGa (or as I call her..Lady Blah Blah) - Love Game
Friends for Change (some disney publicity thing) - Send It On
Katie Grey - Set Free
Woolfy - Too Far Gone
Emiliana Torini - Big Jumps
hope you like them!!!
The Misadventures of a California Homo. Join me in my random quests and sightings, find out why I am unlike any other homo in Southern California....(cuz alot of them...are evil)and find out what I think about stuff, and why, for the most part, everything in my world is shit....but I love it.
September 29, 2009
September 14, 2009
What Fuckery is this???
I dont know whats happening.... back home people have gone crazy!
What the fuck was piped into the air system or the water supply in ventura county? people have lost their mutha fuggin MINDS!!!! I get texts and phone calls and cant believe what Im hearing!!!!
I dont know who hit the crazy button and turned the dial to "uncivilized" mode, but holy shit someone fix it!!!!!
we arent in high school people, we should be able to address issues, and problems with each other like adults....all this he said she said, telling different people different stories, talking to others behind your bf/gf's back.... my word.
As much as I love to be kept in the loop, Im REALLY GLAD Im not there.
Im just waiting for the roof to be blown off... its gonna happen, there have been plenty of close calls, but the shit hasnt fully hit the fan yet....so brace yourselves.
I just hope those of us who arent involved dont get dragged further into this. Cuz If my name come out of someones mouth and I get dragged into anyones bullshit unjustly....Im done. Im going off, Im putting shit on blast, Im gonna SHOW MY ASS. I will show you how uncivilized I can get.
Best believe. I dont get down like that and I dont play that bullshit.
I hope it all boils over and calms down and ends. Somehow I doubt that will be the case.
What the fuck was piped into the air system or the water supply in ventura county? people have lost their mutha fuggin MINDS!!!! I get texts and phone calls and cant believe what Im hearing!!!!
I dont know who hit the crazy button and turned the dial to "uncivilized" mode, but holy shit someone fix it!!!!!
we arent in high school people, we should be able to address issues, and problems with each other like adults....all this he said she said, telling different people different stories, talking to others behind your bf/gf's back.... my word.
As much as I love to be kept in the loop, Im REALLY GLAD Im not there.
Im just waiting for the roof to be blown off... its gonna happen, there have been plenty of close calls, but the shit hasnt fully hit the fan yet....so brace yourselves.
I just hope those of us who arent involved dont get dragged further into this. Cuz If my name come out of someones mouth and I get dragged into anyones bullshit unjustly....Im done. Im going off, Im putting shit on blast, Im gonna SHOW MY ASS. I will show you how uncivilized I can get.
Best believe. I dont get down like that and I dont play that bullshit.
I hope it all boils over and calms down and ends. Somehow I doubt that will be the case.
September 13, 2009
Please DIE Kanye
Dear Kanye West,
You are not a remarkable talent. Your fame is fizzling, and so you stomp on other peoples glory just to get attention. You need to fucking die in a fire. I hate you.
I used to like you, loved what you said about George Bush not caring about black people...that was awesome...but ya know, ok so Beyonce may have made the greatest song or whatever...but the bottom line is...Taylor Swift won the award, how DARE you crush her moment. You are a heartless fuck and I hope Taylor hires someone to beat your fucking face to a pulp, then I hope that you die in a slow burning fire.
FUCK YOU KANYE WEST, I HOPE YOU DIE.
ok I vented I feel better
You are not a remarkable talent. Your fame is fizzling, and so you stomp on other peoples glory just to get attention. You need to fucking die in a fire. I hate you.
I used to like you, loved what you said about George Bush not caring about black people...that was awesome...but ya know, ok so Beyonce may have made the greatest song or whatever...but the bottom line is...Taylor Swift won the award, how DARE you crush her moment. You are a heartless fuck and I hope Taylor hires someone to beat your fucking face to a pulp, then I hope that you die in a slow burning fire.
FUCK YOU KANYE WEST, I HOPE YOU DIE.
ok I vented I feel better
September 11, 2009
I Don't Get It
I've noticed that people have this great ability to convince themselves of ANYTHING.
Take Miss Lady at the grocery store today...she managed to convince herself that the lavender leggings, gold ballet slippers, and an orange oversized sweat shirt was a FIERCE outfit. Obviously along with being color blind, she must also have thought that leaving her house in that abortion of color would be acceptable. I think if you can get a ticket for crossing a street in the wrong place, then people whose horrible choices in fashion that cause traffic accidents...should be ticketed too.
Also, by the way, as a piece of advise for the world... if youre sitting at starbucks, and youre listening to the conversations of those of us who are interesting, please dont get upset if we give you dirty looks, cuz by eavesdropping, YOU are, in fact, the rude one.
I have decided that there are a few people that I am MORE than okay NEVER talking to again.
The Egyptian for instance... omg get a clue. I tried to be nice, you couldnt extend the courtesy, I mean yeah okay so I told you it was NEVER going to happen with us, but dont be bitter.
Rudy...OMG, please go away and STAY GONE. I do not want you in my life. You crossed a line. So please, stay out of my life. You wanna try to mend ties with some people that you and I have in common, then so be it....but stay the fuck away from me.
BTDubs people...i have wicked heartburn and dont know why....I blame the roast beef sandwich, and red wine.
what else is on my mind.... OH
the googley eyed money stack that represents the money you could be saving with geico...is no longer funny, cute, or interesting....Geico...Please make it go away. Youre beating a dead horse.
Speaking of Horses...that tacky ass bitch Kim Zolciek needs to go away and never come back. Bitch you cant sing, the producers used their computers to make you sound like a person with a shred of talent....fact is... you dont have any talent, money of your own, or class. go away ya bald headed HEFFA.
BTW if anyone knows NeNe Leakes, and you might want to make my dream of being her friend come true, please forward my name, facebook, twitter, or this blog to her.
Okay I think thats all I have to rant about today. I promise Im gonna start blogging more. I have been neglecting my blog. Bad Andru.
Take Miss Lady at the grocery store today...she managed to convince herself that the lavender leggings, gold ballet slippers, and an orange oversized sweat shirt was a FIERCE outfit. Obviously along with being color blind, she must also have thought that leaving her house in that abortion of color would be acceptable. I think if you can get a ticket for crossing a street in the wrong place, then people whose horrible choices in fashion that cause traffic accidents...should be ticketed too.
Also, by the way, as a piece of advise for the world... if youre sitting at starbucks, and youre listening to the conversations of those of us who are interesting, please dont get upset if we give you dirty looks, cuz by eavesdropping, YOU are, in fact, the rude one.
I have decided that there are a few people that I am MORE than okay NEVER talking to again.
The Egyptian for instance... omg get a clue. I tried to be nice, you couldnt extend the courtesy, I mean yeah okay so I told you it was NEVER going to happen with us, but dont be bitter.
Rudy...OMG, please go away and STAY GONE. I do not want you in my life. You crossed a line. So please, stay out of my life. You wanna try to mend ties with some people that you and I have in common, then so be it....but stay the fuck away from me.
BTDubs people...i have wicked heartburn and dont know why....I blame the roast beef sandwich, and red wine.
what else is on my mind.... OH
the googley eyed money stack that represents the money you could be saving with geico...is no longer funny, cute, or interesting....Geico...Please make it go away. Youre beating a dead horse.
Speaking of Horses...that tacky ass bitch Kim Zolciek needs to go away and never come back. Bitch you cant sing, the producers used their computers to make you sound like a person with a shred of talent....fact is... you dont have any talent, money of your own, or class. go away ya bald headed HEFFA.
BTW if anyone knows NeNe Leakes, and you might want to make my dream of being her friend come true, please forward my name, facebook, twitter, or this blog to her.
Okay I think thats all I have to rant about today. I promise Im gonna start blogging more. I have been neglecting my blog. Bad Andru.
August 27, 2009
Drama Llama
so... im very sick of drama. It now involves me because someone thinks I have chosen sides, when I havent. Although I have a very strong opinion on the situation, i have worked pretty hard to stay OUT of the situation. I guess having an opinion means Im involving myself? I dunno but I guess Im gonna have to address this problem. *ugh*
Oh well. Aside from that all is well. Things are okay. Im trying to sell my second car, and thats about it. Thats my life.
Sorry for the short update, but I'll be back with more fun to share.
Oh well. Aside from that all is well. Things are okay. Im trying to sell my second car, and thats about it. Thats my life.
Sorry for the short update, but I'll be back with more fun to share.
August 10, 2009
HAHAHAHAH You think you matter?
The following people need to go away, and never come back:
Audrinna Patridge. You are not a celebrity. You are a fake bitch. Your fake tan is orange, and your fake teeth are too big for your ugly mouth.
Paris Hilton. You are a dumb whore who has done absolutely nothing to better yourself, or the world around you. Please die you ugly freaky faced cunt.
Robert Patteson (twilight guy) Stop acting like you are so tortured in every picture. you chose the career, shut your face.
Kendra (Girls Next Door) You are not a bad person, you are not evil or a waste...I mean, okay you havent done anything to benefit the world, except to introduce me to the sexy ADONIS that is your husband. meow,....but YOUR FUCKING LAUGH IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD. AND I WATCHED YOUR STUPID SHOW, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING STUPID IRRITATING LAUGH FROM YOUR CUNT MOTHER. For her to say what she said about not being happy for you when she finds out your prego...what a bitch.
Sallie Mae - Fuck you for declining my student loan you rotten heartless bastards.
The NYC Prep Cast. You stupid little bitches and pricks need to die. Okay well not ALL of you. P.C.... you are gorgeous and there is hope for you. Jessy, you are not a pretty girl you are weird looking...get over yourself. Kelli... you have talent, use it, but please dear god educate yourself and stop acting like you know better...than anyone about anything... you just make yourself look stupid. Sebastian...you have an irritating nasal ignorant voice, and you are NOT CUTE... just because girl are stupid enough to buy your routine, doesnt mean youre hot, just means those girls are fucking morons. Camille...please get over yourself. You have a big ol round head, thin weird hair, and a crooked face...stop acting like youre cute, you arent.
Kim Zolciek. The weirdly plastic looking white trash blond whore from The Real Housewives of Atlanta... you big dumb hooker. Nene was right, close your legs to married men. You gold digging whore. You cant sing, and if you have an album i guaranty they had to "fix" your voice in the computer at the studio, you have no talent, you are a lying stupid fat whore.
(yes Im pissed and unnecessarily mean right now, but i dont care.)
Sean Kingston. You are nothing more than a nasal fat nobody. Your career will die and i will be glad when it does.
Tom Greene: you havent been on anything and Ive been very happy about that. please dont ever return.
Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Please die. You are both lower than scum, i hope you never reproduce...if you do, I hope it dies before it learns that it was nothing more than a publicity stunt...just like everything else you have ever done.
Ryan Seacrest.... go behind the scenes....please. OH and quit playin, you arent NOT straight.
Most of the wives on Wife Swap..... you are fucking freaks.
umm....okay thats it for now, but there will be more oh yes.
Since Im on the subject, i used to have a friend, but since he has now decided to remove me, and my friends from his life....for doing nothing, I have decided to let it out.
Tyler, you are a fucking jack ass. YOU dumped HER...she did NOTHING TO YOU, yet here you go , acting the fool having a hissy fit like a baby cuz your friends were still friends with her. Get over it. you were told from jump that we liked her, and you break up, we will remain friends with her. Stop cryin like a bitch "ehhhh you stole my friends" get over it. if that were the case we wouldnt even talk to you....but we did. Plus you never hang with us anyway, so why would you expect that to change without you calling US. Hello? like you ever hung out before.
here is my thing, i never did anything to you. I never chose anyone over you. You and I didnt hang out anymore or any less because of your break up....but you are being a cry baby saying that everyone did that to you, so ya know what...fine. BYE. GOOD RIDDANCE. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED. GO. BE GONE. AND DONT COME BACK.
Here is my thing, if you are gonna say shit, and you are gonna have a fit and walk out of the people you are associated with...DONT COME BACK. That goes for friends, Derby, work, whatever....
Ive seen it with Derby where some bitch will have a hard night, throw a fit, and walk off the rink or bail on the league right before an event or game...fine. GO but DONT FUCKING COME BACK.
Frankly I dont give a fuck, if you wanna know who Im talkin about, ask me Ill tell you. You threw a fit in Vegas saying things like "fuck VCDD fuck this league" and removing your jersey and shit... fuckin go BUT DONT COME CRAWLIN BACK!!!! I dont get how she disgraced our league in front of other people in Vegas like that, talkin shit about her own league... AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED??? SHE WASNT SUSPENDED OR EVEN PUNISHED AT ALL??? AND WE LET HER CONTINUE TO SKATE WITH US??? WTF. Fine. But dont punish anyone else for that shit either. BULLSHIT. That league is getting full of bullshit. DEAR COACH...IF YOU DONT KNOW THE RULES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ARGUING. THE HEAD REF KNOWS THE RULES, AND HAS THE RULE BOOKS ON HER. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THE RULES YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH.
HEY YOU, MULTI TASKER....YOU WANNA TALK BIG ABOUT HOW OUR B TEAM NEEDS TO PLAY BETTER SKATERS AND GET EXPERIENCE< YET YOUR LIL LEAGUE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH OF OUR PLAYERS THEY CAN PLAY AGAINST...HI thats not how the world works. Yet we indulged it. LAME. Such stupid drama....
GO AWAY. DERBY DRAMA, FRIEND DRAMA, CHEATING BOYFRIENDS, PATHETIC LONELY SPINSTERS, STUPID GIRLS, STIR-SHITS, FAKE FRIENDS, BACK STABBERS, SHIT TALKERS, DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA.... YOU NEED TO GO AWAY AND NOT COME BACK.
*sigh*
I feel better.
Do you?
oh ya know what one more thing. I ONLY HAVE LKE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. I want to hear from you people! Give me suggestions, ideas, TOPICS, subject matter, gimme gimme gimme.
I want this to be an enjoyable and interactive blog... i may need your help.
OH and if you drive a toyota FJ cruiser.....GO AWAY. they are ugly gross and unnecessary vehicles. ugh go away.
that is all.
Audrinna Patridge. You are not a celebrity. You are a fake bitch. Your fake tan is orange, and your fake teeth are too big for your ugly mouth.
Paris Hilton. You are a dumb whore who has done absolutely nothing to better yourself, or the world around you. Please die you ugly freaky faced cunt.
Robert Patteson (twilight guy) Stop acting like you are so tortured in every picture. you chose the career, shut your face.
Kendra (Girls Next Door) You are not a bad person, you are not evil or a waste...I mean, okay you havent done anything to benefit the world, except to introduce me to the sexy ADONIS that is your husband. meow,....but YOUR FUCKING LAUGH IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD. AND I WATCHED YOUR STUPID SHOW, YOU GOT THAT FUCKING STUPID IRRITATING LAUGH FROM YOUR CUNT MOTHER. For her to say what she said about not being happy for you when she finds out your prego...what a bitch.
Sallie Mae - Fuck you for declining my student loan you rotten heartless bastards.
The NYC Prep Cast. You stupid little bitches and pricks need to die. Okay well not ALL of you. P.C.... you are gorgeous and there is hope for you. Jessy, you are not a pretty girl you are weird looking...get over yourself. Kelli... you have talent, use it, but please dear god educate yourself and stop acting like you know better...than anyone about anything... you just make yourself look stupid. Sebastian...you have an irritating nasal ignorant voice, and you are NOT CUTE... just because girl are stupid enough to buy your routine, doesnt mean youre hot, just means those girls are fucking morons. Camille...please get over yourself. You have a big ol round head, thin weird hair, and a crooked face...stop acting like youre cute, you arent.
Kim Zolciek. The weirdly plastic looking white trash blond whore from The Real Housewives of Atlanta... you big dumb hooker. Nene was right, close your legs to married men. You gold digging whore. You cant sing, and if you have an album i guaranty they had to "fix" your voice in the computer at the studio, you have no talent, you are a lying stupid fat whore.
(yes Im pissed and unnecessarily mean right now, but i dont care.)
Sean Kingston. You are nothing more than a nasal fat nobody. Your career will die and i will be glad when it does.
Tom Greene: you havent been on anything and Ive been very happy about that. please dont ever return.
Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Please die. You are both lower than scum, i hope you never reproduce...if you do, I hope it dies before it learns that it was nothing more than a publicity stunt...just like everything else you have ever done.
Ryan Seacrest.... go behind the scenes....please. OH and quit playin, you arent NOT straight.
Most of the wives on Wife Swap..... you are fucking freaks.
umm....okay thats it for now, but there will be more oh yes.
Since Im on the subject, i used to have a friend, but since he has now decided to remove me, and my friends from his life....for doing nothing, I have decided to let it out.
Tyler, you are a fucking jack ass. YOU dumped HER...she did NOTHING TO YOU, yet here you go , acting the fool having a hissy fit like a baby cuz your friends were still friends with her. Get over it. you were told from jump that we liked her, and you break up, we will remain friends with her. Stop cryin like a bitch "ehhhh you stole my friends" get over it. if that were the case we wouldnt even talk to you....but we did. Plus you never hang with us anyway, so why would you expect that to change without you calling US. Hello? like you ever hung out before.
here is my thing, i never did anything to you. I never chose anyone over you. You and I didnt hang out anymore or any less because of your break up....but you are being a cry baby saying that everyone did that to you, so ya know what...fine. BYE. GOOD RIDDANCE. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED. GO. BE GONE. AND DONT COME BACK.
Here is my thing, if you are gonna say shit, and you are gonna have a fit and walk out of the people you are associated with...DONT COME BACK. That goes for friends, Derby, work, whatever....
Ive seen it with Derby where some bitch will have a hard night, throw a fit, and walk off the rink or bail on the league right before an event or game...fine. GO but DONT FUCKING COME BACK.
Frankly I dont give a fuck, if you wanna know who Im talkin about, ask me Ill tell you. You threw a fit in Vegas saying things like "fuck VCDD fuck this league" and removing your jersey and shit... fuckin go BUT DONT COME CRAWLIN BACK!!!! I dont get how she disgraced our league in front of other people in Vegas like that, talkin shit about her own league... AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED??? SHE WASNT SUSPENDED OR EVEN PUNISHED AT ALL??? AND WE LET HER CONTINUE TO SKATE WITH US??? WTF. Fine. But dont punish anyone else for that shit either. BULLSHIT. That league is getting full of bullshit. DEAR COACH...IF YOU DONT KNOW THE RULES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ARGUING. THE HEAD REF KNOWS THE RULES, AND HAS THE RULE BOOKS ON HER. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THE RULES YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH.
HEY YOU, MULTI TASKER....YOU WANNA TALK BIG ABOUT HOW OUR B TEAM NEEDS TO PLAY BETTER SKATERS AND GET EXPERIENCE< YET YOUR LIL LEAGUE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH OF OUR PLAYERS THEY CAN PLAY AGAINST...HI thats not how the world works. Yet we indulged it. LAME. Such stupid drama....
GO AWAY. DERBY DRAMA, FRIEND DRAMA, CHEATING BOYFRIENDS, PATHETIC LONELY SPINSTERS, STUPID GIRLS, STIR-SHITS, FAKE FRIENDS, BACK STABBERS, SHIT TALKERS, DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA.... YOU NEED TO GO AWAY AND NOT COME BACK.
*sigh*
I feel better.
Do you?
oh ya know what one more thing. I ONLY HAVE LKE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. I want to hear from you people! Give me suggestions, ideas, TOPICS, subject matter, gimme gimme gimme.
I want this to be an enjoyable and interactive blog... i may need your help.
OH and if you drive a toyota FJ cruiser.....GO AWAY. they are ugly gross and unnecessary vehicles. ugh go away.
that is all.
August 5, 2009
Classy Ladies
SO like... umm, my names Sharlene Gibson, but you can call me "Sweety Sharley"
I like to drink brews and kick with wit my crew. We're straight up KrAzY. You best be able to keep up, cuz we fittin' to roll hard in this bitch. So dudes, things you should know about me... 1. Im gorgeous and I know it. 2. My hair color changes week to week, cuz its what Im known for 'round these parts. and 3. This pussy is STILL tight after all those videos me and my ex Travis made in his dad's RV. Those clenching exercises really work, wanna see for yourself bros? hit me up.
Lataz. <3 Sharley
(Andru: seriously ...what happened to this bitches head? never mind her face, but OMG her cranium is ridiculous. You would think with that much DOME she would have a big enough brain to realize that if she was going for cute, she missed... big time. OH one more thing...Sweet Sharley is it?? Could you PLEASE look into BANGS??? Thnx)
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