Busy Busy Life.

Well kids, here's the scoop.

Life is crazy and hell and Im trying to stay focused. I have signed up for my summer session for college, more english and math...FUN. I have a bunch on new friends which is so cool and also so very sad because I made them right as I am preparing to leave. But the ones who were meant to stay friends, will.

I have a moving date. My furniture and belongings will be moving to San Diego on July 1st...which holy fuck is like two weeks away OMG. I, however, will be staying in the 805 until July 12th. Yay Dog Sitting. Some people ask "why the hell would you stay to hang with a dog? Here's why: A... Skylar is not just a dog, he is the biggest dumbest ball of white furry love you will ever meet, he is awesome, and B...that's $600 bucks I was NOT gonna turn down. I am not stupid. SO I have much to do in two weeks. I leave tomorrow morning for San Diego with my dear friend and future roommate Katie (A.K.A. Sizzerwinkie) to check out a few properties we found. Hopefully one of them will be my new home. Then I get to start packing. Well, mostly throwing things out....then packing. HA. I have too much crap and don't wanna lug it to San Diego. I want the fresh start that everyone raves about, and I intend to lighten the load and start fresh.

I am also still fighting to get student loans, ugh, f my life. Thanks to one of my newest and greatest friends Nicole (A.K.A. Nibbles) I am in love with a new website. Textsfromlastnight.com is amazing. its funny as hell and become the newest funny thing my friends and I do to each other on facebook. OH, Im on facebook, b-t-dubs.

....Im also on twitter, feel free to follow me. AndruMonster. grr argh. ha

So with planning the move, getting money, spending time with my friends, and helping my mom with stuff, I keep pretty busy. Did I mention I quit my job? heh it was a mess but totally worth it. I couldnt handle the bullshit there anymore, and decided, that since I was going to be moving ANYWAY...I said peace out.

Lets see what else.... OH yeah so Ive decided that even though most people who read this KNOW how my voice sounds and how I talk and how big a spazz I am, Im going to be less concerned about how well this blog is written. I figure, if you can carry a conversation with me, then reading this should be a breeze. This blog will no longer be well thought out and carefully put together, its going to be just like my brain, spazztic, A.D.D. and random.

There is a shirt at Marshall's my friend bought, and its amazing. it says "Gold Teef for ERRbody" You should find it, and buy it.

So now that that is cleared up, lets see what else should I mention....

My mom had a stroke on May 2nd. Very sad, very hard to deal with BUT she is expected to make a full recovery in time and is doing SO much better. I can't tell you how scary and heart breaking it was to see her so miserable in the hospital. Almost as heart breaking as is it to see my 49 yr old mother using a walker to move around the house. I keep telling myself that soon she will be back to her old self and life will be back to normal and only get better.

Im talking to boys. go me.

I'll be honest, there is more than one. Hear me out... they are all far away from me, and even though I like them all very much, I havent stopped talking to any of them yet because I havent met them. If I meet one of them and it gets serious then I will talk to the others and say "hey, sorry, it just wasnt meant to be lets be friends" But for the time being, I am just that...friends with them.

There is one however, who occupies almost my every thought. Even though I havent met him, I miss him....terribly. We are planning on meeting in the next month or so, and I am very VERY excited. He knows who he is, and he reads this blog. **hi kisses :-)**

I still have my bad ass super sexy Honda. Gettin better everyday, love her.
School kinda sucked a little this past semester. I think it was just that I started too early, focusing on school with the move and work and then what happened with my mommy, was just too much, and I couldnt focus on school, so I dropped my classes before I got a bad grade, and am retaking them both this summer. So for those of you who are gonna get all "wtf?!?!?!" and scowl and be all disapproving, SAVE IT. I dont wanna hear it. I would rather recognize that I was not able to devote myself properly to my two classes, drop them before I get a failing grade and negatively effect my GPA, and retake them when I can devote myself. So Starting July...uhh...July 6th I think, Im back in the class. So dont worry people, I'm not fucking anything up.

Well its 1am here, and Im being picked up by Sizzerwinkie McTofu in 8 and a half hours to head to san diego, I should probably pack and get some sleep.

For those of you who noticed, YES I am aware of my blatant lack of apostrophe's in words like "dont, couldnt, wouldnt, havent, and wasnt".... just FYI...I dont give a fuck. Im lazy, and he way I see it, CAN YOU READ IT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS?? then thats all that matters, shut yer face you grammar nazi. hahahhha

I love your freakin' faces off!!!


Andru

Resignation

Im about to quit my job and walk out. Im sick of the crap and sick of the bullshit and sick of the job itself. Im moving in 4 weeks, how much longer do I really even need this job? Im going get my loans and say PEACE OUT. I hate this place with a fiery passion.
Ive decided that I will come into work tomorrow, but NOT Monday. Im going to leave a message Saturday saying that I wont make it Monday, and Monday Im taking my co-signer to the bank and gettin my god damned loan. I will ask the loan officer "when will the check be in my hand?" and if its within 10 days or so...Im never stepping foot in this place again.

Thanks, I needed to vent.

So sleepy

Well, here I am, at 2:56am awake. dear god I am so tired but I have a drunk friend who is due to call me at any moment for a ride home, and if he doesn't call soon, I swear to god Im gonna tell him to call a cab.

I want to sleep. Thank god Im not going to work tomorrow otherwise I would be LIVID.

There is a good reason for my not going to work tomorrow though...my mommy is FINALLY getting out of the hospital. After a month long ordeal, recovering from her (thankfully) minor stroke, she is well, she is healing beautifully and she is being discharged tomorrow! SO I took the day off to be with my mommy. YAY.

Other than that, life is still hectic. Still moving to San Diego in a month. I can't believe its really happening. I cant believe Im finally moving away from Camarillo. Its so strange. Ive been here pretty much my whole life. Its gonna be scary but Im gonna do everything in my power to make it work and make it a successful life change.

WELL, Im gonna text that drunken fool and see if he is ready to go, cuz I am DONE waiting.

PEACE OUT, hope you all have restful nights.

Actual Work Conversation

(backstory: the owner's son Jake, whom I call Frodo, is this 19 yr old punk ass little spoiled bitch who is like 4' 10" tall, all of 105 lbs, who thinks he is the biggest bad ass on the planet....i dont like him.)

Im sitting at my desk, minding my own business responding to a text message...when Frodo the Hobbit walks up behind me...

Frodo: "Shouldn't you be working?"

Me: "Shouldn't you be in your tree making cookies?"

Frodo: "Are you calling me short?"

Me: "If I am, are you gonna try to steal my lucky charms?"

Frodo: "dick"

Me: "Hobbit"

Frodo walks away....

Me...loudly: "HAHAHA I WIN!!!"

Random Conversations

Im walking to my car and a lady who works on the other side of the building says "OH MY GOD...has anybody ever told you look like John Goodman?"

me: ...."has anybody ever told you YOU...look like John Goodman?"

Her: *blank stare*

Me: ... "ok bye" *walks away*


I don't understand this. Whether or not I look like John Goodman is irrelevant...I dont know whether to take is as an insult or not. John Goodman is a talented actor, but also a LARGE actor. So is she calling me fat? I dont know. It's like...would you walk up to a fat woman and ask her when she is due to deliver her baby? Hell no you wouldnt. cuz what if youre wrong!?!?!

I have a Question for you religious types...

Here's the deal, is it true that "god" or "jebus" or "the Quaker oats guy" or whoever it is you believe is the supreme being who rules all....*rolls eyes*

is it true that he/she/it will never give you more than you can handle? cuz I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, that's a big load of horse shit. Between school, a full time job, trying to get student loans, preparing to move, trying to have a birthday for myself (which basically isn't happening this year...oh well) derby, derby drama, emotional stresses, my health, some friends getting pregnant, or thinking they are pregnant, and my mom being in the hospital for the past 5 days... I think Ive taken about all I can handle and then some. I've stopped talking to guys cuz I cant handle it right now, and yet there is one guy that I can't stop thinking about...and i just dont think he wants to talk to me...which blows.

Ive got so much in my head and so much on my shoulders, I feel like Im gonna crack.

This is what will make me happy, in case any of you are able to help:

1. My mom to be back to normal and happy again.
2. $15000 student loan.
3. A bunny monster. How do I order one????
4. a release...someway to get this weight off my shoulders, and this swirling feeling in my chest to leave...
5. plane ticket to texas.
6. Plum Loco
7. Sushi
8. a super power (telekinesis preferred)
9. all my stuff to magically be packed and moved without my having to carry anything more than my laptop, and car keys.
10. a fucking VACATION.


So those of you who are able to...get to work on that. Thanks!

Andru want....badly

must have...need now. Someone buy for me please *drool*

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