I have a Question for you religious types...

Here's the deal, is it true that "god" or "jebus" or "the Quaker oats guy" or whoever it is you believe is the supreme being who rules all....*rolls eyes*

is it true that he/she/it will never give you more than you can handle? cuz I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, that's a big load of horse shit. Between school, a full time job, trying to get student loans, preparing to move, trying to have a birthday for myself (which basically isn't happening this year...oh well) derby, derby drama, emotional stresses, my health, some friends getting pregnant, or thinking they are pregnant, and my mom being in the hospital for the past 5 days... I think Ive taken about all I can handle and then some. I've stopped talking to guys cuz I cant handle it right now, and yet there is one guy that I can't stop thinking about...and i just dont think he wants to talk to me...which blows.

Ive got so much in my head and so much on my shoulders, I feel like Im gonna crack.

This is what will make me happy, in case any of you are able to help:

1. My mom to be back to normal and happy again.
2. $15000 student loan.
3. A bunny monster. How do I order one????
4. a release...someway to get this weight off my shoulders, and this swirling feeling in my chest to leave...
5. plane ticket to texas.
6. Plum Loco
7. Sushi
8. a super power (telekinesis preferred)
9. all my stuff to magically be packed and moved without my having to carry anything more than my laptop, and car keys.
10. a fucking VACATION.


So those of you who are able to...get to work on that. Thanks!

Andru want....badly

must have...need now. Someone buy for me please *drool*

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Viva La Musica

Here's my newest list, ENJOY!!!


Paula Deanda - Roll The Credits
Beyonce - Smash into You
The Wreckers - Hard to Love You
Paramore - Misery Business
Luscious Jackson - Lady Fingers
Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye
Veruca Salt - Seether
Demi Lovato - Get Back
Tony Toni Tone - If I had No Loot
Aaliyah - Got to Give it Up
Eva Cassidy - Kathysong

Community Project:

I think the rest of the country, as a whole, should go to the Westboro Baptist Church....and burn it to the ground, with their entire "flock" locked in the building.

Those freaks do not deserve to live.

Don't believe me? check out www.godhatesfags.com to see what kind of FILTH Im talking about.


Never mind that they are breeders of hatred, they are also incredibly STUPID. I mean really, your IQ must be below 35 to enter. They believe that 9-11 happened because gays in the US are allowed to exist and live lives like everyone else. They believe Heath Ledger is burning in hell because he PORTRAYED a homosexual in a film. I mean these people are truly unintelligent, moronic boobs.

If I ever, for any reason, am near them or their protests or their church...it's gonna get ugly. I will attack them, and I will light their church on fire.






So update on me real quick, I started school, am super busy, still trying to secure student loans so I can ease into school a little more and MOVE THE FUCK AWAY.
I need to move, I need to move NOW. I want to start my new life already.
Im still single...which blows cuz its probably never going to change, but whatever.

Anyway...off to find more student loan opportunities. *sigh* Im tired. I wanna go to San Diego, and Texas, and San Francisco, and....umm.... just anywhere but Camarillo and WORK.


peace out bitches...oh and btw thanks for the awesome participation in my blog, submitting pictures and ideas to GuacamoleJim@gmail.com...so glad I bother trying. *pfft*

All I have to say...

....is that i was greatly looking forward to today because its a friday.... yeah well that idea went down in flames. I need a fucking cigarette.

Why I Hate Wealthy People:

Okay, so I have this job right, and most of my clients are wealthy people. Cool they keep the business running, whatever. I fucking hate these people. They are so fucking rude, demanding, and ridiculously unreasonable....because they have money. Its disgusting.

Here is what happened today...20 minutes after I clocked in...and why my day has been ruined and why my mood is shit.

Deborah Bennett-Carr (customer... who will be "DBC" or as I call her...DoucheBagCunt)

Me: "blah blah blah **generic phone greeting**"

DBC: "umm yeah so my AC wont work, so you need to be here in 20 minutes to fix it"

Me: "....ok well Im sorry but with the recent heat wave we are slammed and our schedule is very very full but I will see what I have available and if I can get someone there today..."

DBC: "..uhh NO you will be here is 20 minutes, Im not waiting all day."

Me: *eye brow raises* "Ma'am...we cannot do that, however, as I said, I will do everything I can to get someone out to you."

DBC: "I swear if you dont send someone here immediately.."

Me: *done* "YOU'LL WHAT?!?!!? ......*silence*.... yeah I didnt think so..please hold."

This is where I mutter something about her being a stupid cunt who should get hit by a bus....I took a few deep breathes, and went back to finding a spot on my dispatch schedule where I can send someone out to the fucktard-cunts house.

Me: *takes off hold* "Ma'am, i was able to move a few calls around to make room for your call (lies...i didnt do shit for her) and I can offer your 24 hour service, I can have a technician at your home tomorrow morning around 9am"

DBC: ".....uh thats not acceptable...I want someone now."

Me: "That's just not possible. Tomorrow around 9am is what we can do for you."

DBC: " but.....*sigh* (in the most desperate 'my baby is in that burning house' kind of voice) I HAVE DOGS!!!

Me: "....and?"

DBC: "..well...ITS HOT"

Me: "....ok?"

DBC: "well what if they die how are you gonna feel?"

Me: "...I would be sorry for your loss and ask you if you would like me to reschedule for a better time to fix the AC."

DBC: "Heartless."

Me: "No Ma'am, Honest. Don't ask the question if you don't want the honest answer. But I refuse to waste any more time playing these games with you, am I booking this call for tomorrow morning for you or not?"

DBC: "Fine, but what am I supposed to do about my dogs?"

Me: "......HOSE THEM OFF...THEY'RE DOGS FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!! THEY WILL LIVE!!!!"

*click*




Seriously...you think your fucking dogs are so important that I have run my business around YOUR DOGS....FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RAGGEDY DOGS!!!!

GRRRRRRR Why do these people think it is acceptable to talk so other people this way? Who raised these fucking socially inept cunt rags!?!?!??!?!?!?!

I swear to god, Im gonna lose my freaking mind if I continue in customer service.
Customers are NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. REMEMBER THAT.
I need to find a job where I can work from home and not have to deal with random customers. EVER. Cuz Im gonna kill someone.

Fuck my clients. Fuck them with something hard and sand-papery.


*sigh*...I just need to secure a student loan or two...and I can kiss this bullshit goodbye.

Srsly?

no responses? really? NO ONE wants to participate and help me make my blog more interactive and fun to visit?? Yes I realize that I only want people to come to my blog to click the ads, cuz I need money....but its also fun!!!

Please submit ideas, pictures, fun things in general that you discussed or shown on my blog to GUACAMOLEJIM@GMAIL.COM


Here is one:

Andru, have you ever noticed that sometimes the most fucked up stuff happens for no reason, but no matter how jacked up it is, its still kinda funny?

~ Phyllis



Dear Phyllis... yes, and I dont care what anybody says, it can sometimes be fuckin funny shit! Like the time I was driving and got the sweetest smell of BBQ and was hungry and mouth watering, and when I turned my head was I driving past a restaurant or someones backyard bbq? NO I was in front of a MORTUARY.

Regardless, I went to Woodranch in Agoura on my lunch break later that day and got my BBQ chicken salad...because fucked up or not, that cadaver in the crematorium made me hungry.

Best Wishes:
Andru