F.Y.I.

I have some very important information that you NEED to know:

1. I need a hair cut.

2. I think it's so cute that my friend Jamie will laugh uncontrollably if someone calls her or refers to anyone, as a "Window Licker"

3. I think it's so cute that my friend Katie will laugh uncontrollably if someone farts.

4. I can has new car.

5. I haven't eaten red meat in 17 days. I dont know why...I just havent...and Im gonna continue not eating red meat because I need to bring down my cholesterol...which is good right?


This has been important information that you NEEDED to know.

F.Y.I.

Here are a few things that I feel are VERY important that you need to know:

1. My armpits smell REALLY good today...I think its the combination of my new deodorant and the laundry detergent smell in my shirt.

2. I now have a top 5 best road trip partners list: Jill, Tim, Katie, Chris & Raylene.

3. I need a nap.

4. My friend Klaus won an Emmy the other night, which in turn, because I am his friend...makes ME cool. Thanks Klaus

5. Explaining yourself and your actions to people who don't agree with you...is a waste of time. Do what you do, and dont apologize for it. Grow a pair.