As I sit here in my new desk at work, I begin to think about anything that will distract me from the fact that I have been placed in a random spot in this big office, far away from the friends I have made at work. Although technically, this is a good move, it means that my boss trusts that I can do my job without minimal supervision, which is a nice feeling considering I have only been here about two months.
Its oddly quiet... like the kind of weird quiet that happens commonly in an elevator... I have been using my iPod to dull this weird quiet, but sadly it has done little to distract me from these random thoughts that pop into my head.
As I was just about to pull out my iPhone and start playing bejeweled, someone walked by saying " I dunno the devil made me do it" and my first thought was:
"Ya know, the devil had nothing to do with your poor decisions, take some responsibility!" The devil gets a bad wrap sometimes. Thats when it hit me. We don't know that what we were told was necessarily true about Satan... you know how people tend to twist facts to meet their own agenda's who's to say the church didnt do the same thing? Dont even get me started on religion and how jacked and twisted it is, and how its purpose of peace and love and worship is currupted and soiled by the actions of man....
But I had this idea, maybe Satan wasn't so bad. Hear me out: Okay so we were told that Satan was once one of God's highest ranking and most beautiful angels... We were told Satan got jealous of gods power and place so he collected an army to rise up against god, so he could take the throne for himself. This fable confuses me, but like the rest of the "greatest STORY ever told" does, but I digress... If what we were told is true, that God is the creator, he created the sun and the moon and the universe and man and everything... Why would anyone try to step to such a powerful being? He would have to be a freaking retard to think he could overthrow something that has ultimate and absolute power... its like the guy in the Scion tC trying to race the Guy in the BMW... sure your tC is cute and all but its not gonna have a prayer against that M5. Nice try though.
Nevermind that this fairy tale that god created everything has some MAJOR holes and a serious lack of logic, believability and proof... Lets assume we are delusional enough to believe this... OKAY..so Either Satan has a serious case of Down's, or its not true. Here's my theory...
I dont think that Satan wanted to be God, I think maybe he just wanted to be part of the panel. Like God is Tyra Banks, and Satan wanted to step out from behind the Production Assistant's clipboard, and be Miss J sitting proudly beside Tyra/God, to assist in the daily functions of Tyra-ness.
Unfortunately for Satan, God is NOT Tyra... God is OPRAH... and Oprah ain't having it. Oprah don't have no sidekicks, panels, or assistant judges...God/Omnipitant Oprah, got all bitchy and said "oh HELL no, you are NOT trying to step to me, either I control you like I do that tool Dr. Phil, or you get cast out to the fiery depths of Hell, where you will be forced to torture souls for all eternity...and do infomercials."
Satan, being a business man (otherwise how would he have gotten so far up the foodchain to be the God's prettiest and highest ranking angel) probably tried to reason GodOprah, showing her facts and figures, ratings, promos and sales and marketing demonstrations, showing how GodOprah could be less of a "my way or the highway" style control freak, and learn to relax, and before you know it, relaxation increases, stress decreases, and everyone's happy. This probably pissed GodOprah off and in a supreme temper tantrum, GodOprah stomped her clunky Lane Bryant dress shoe on the ground, tore the earth open and threw Satan into the depths.
As we all know, we are a product of our environment...so being stuck in hell all the ti me probably twisted up Satan's appearance. Its not his fault he is (allegedy) scary looking and red and has hooves and horns... Lets be perfectly honest, some of you out there would grow horns and turn red if you didnt have your coffee, glass of wine, or daily dose of porn. Hell I know I would lose my damn mind if I lost my cell phone. OMG when the battery dies, its like I can't breathe. And since misery loves company, no wonder Satan is making everyone else in hell miserable...he doesnt want to be the only one...could you blame him?
So there you have it, maybe there is another side to this story? Don't be so quick to judge!
October 6, 2010
My Playlist (Former known as Viva La Musica)
here's the music Im currently listening to, and possibly signing along with, poorly, in my car.
Florence and the Machine- "Dog Days are Over"
Sarah Bareilles - "Gravity"
Jennifer Lopez - "Hooked on You"
Keri Hilson - "Energy"
Britney Spears - "Gimme More"
Beyonce - "Smash Into You"
Paramore - "The Only Exception"
JoJo - "In The Dark"
give them a listen, they are all on youtube for those of you who dont trust me enough to just download them!
Music = Life
Florence and the Machine- "Dog Days are Over"
Sarah Bareilles
Jennifer Lopez - "Hooked on You"
Keri Hilson - "Energy"
Britney Spears - "Gimme More"
Beyonce - "Smash Into You"
Paramore - "The Only Exception"
JoJo - "In The Dark"
give them a listen, they are all on youtube for those of you who dont trust me enough to just download them!
Music = Life
Out & About
Okay people, if you're ever in San Diego CA and looking for a randomly awesome place to kick back and have some drinks, may I suggest "Bourbon St." Its a bar in University Heights that is so very cool. Its got indoor and out door areas, all built and decorated like the french quarter. Its freaking awesome, the drinks are well made, and the people were generally pleasant. Not to mention the eye candy, yes there are delicious boys walking around.
I was there last night, and it was a blast Check it out!!
I was there last night, and it was a blast Check it out!!
October 4, 2010
Daily Irritants
Okay, so I have noticed that I am pissed off and irritated and general disatisfied with most of my surrounding all the time...I think I need to vent because its causing unneccesary rage.
Okay, first of all, if you see a police officer on the road, you do NOT HAVE TO DROP TO 10PMH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT AND GET ALL SCARED. If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. And dont give me this crap about profiling or whatever, because you do it too. Dont act like you dont lock your doors and roll your windows up when you see a low rider come up on you. That's profiling. Just dont be doing 85 passing the cop and youre good to go, dont make the whole world around you slow down because YOURE paranoid. Selfish.
Second... If you like your food (left overs, popcorn, etc) to be burnt when you eat it, dont bring it to WORK. No one wants to smell your burnt snacks. Inconsiderate.
Third... Dont be all up in my business when I'm working. Dont be in my ear trying to ask me questions when I am on the phone, cuz you WILL get the rude finger in your face telling you to hold the fuck up, because guess what...my job performance is more important than answering your dumb ass question about paperclips. Stupid.
Fourth... If I am on my break, dont worry about what I'm doing at my desk. If its not illegal or against company policy, then quit trippin. Mind your business. Nosey.
Fifth... Yes my ipod in plugged into my ear and yes I am listening to music when I am processing and not answering phones. Why? Because I dont give a shit about your kid's science fair project or selling cookies, or Avon, or what funny thing your cat did. Do I sit here talking to you about the stupid little things in MY life? NO...so don't get mad that Im not listening, you SHOULD be mad at yourself for being uninteresting and droll.
With that said, I hope you all have a wonderful evening and will continue to read my rants and blogs and stuff. Keep clicking those ads!! I need the money!
P.S. why are all the gorgeous men (ya know the one's that actually LIKE me) always so GOD DAMNED FAR AWAY?!?!?!?! WTF. Am I God's personal joke? I'm thinking yes, yes I am.
Okay, first of all, if you see a police officer on the road, you do NOT HAVE TO DROP TO 10PMH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT AND GET ALL SCARED. If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. And dont give me this crap about profiling or whatever, because you do it too. Dont act like you dont lock your doors and roll your windows up when you see a low rider come up on you. That's profiling. Just dont be doing 85 passing the cop and youre good to go, dont make the whole world around you slow down because YOURE paranoid. Selfish.
Second... If you like your food (left overs, popcorn, etc) to be burnt when you eat it, dont bring it to WORK. No one wants to smell your burnt snacks. Inconsiderate.
Third... Dont be all up in my business when I'm working. Dont be in my ear trying to ask me questions when I am on the phone, cuz you WILL get the rude finger in your face telling you to hold the fuck up, because guess what...my job performance is more important than answering your dumb ass question about paperclips. Stupid.
Fourth... If I am on my break, dont worry about what I'm doing at my desk. If its not illegal or against company policy, then quit trippin. Mind your business. Nosey.
Fifth... Yes my ipod in plugged into my ear and yes I am listening to music when I am processing and not answering phones. Why? Because I dont give a shit about your kid's science fair project or selling cookies, or Avon, or what funny thing your cat did. Do I sit here talking to you about the stupid little things in MY life? NO...so don't get mad that Im not listening, you SHOULD be mad at yourself for being uninteresting and droll.
With that said, I hope you all have a wonderful evening and will continue to read my rants and blogs and stuff. Keep clicking those ads!! I need the money!
P.S. why are all the gorgeous men (ya know the one's that actually LIKE me) always so GOD DAMNED FAR AWAY?!?!?!?! WTF. Am I God's personal joke? I'm thinking yes, yes I am.
September 29, 2010
General Observations:
Okay people, obviously there are some things that need to be clarified, and I am just the guy to do it! Please pay attention, because it is important information, that you should take to hear, and put into practice in your life, and the lives of people around you.
I have broken this into categories to make it easy for you. (Dont expect this kind of special treatment on every blog, I dont always have the time, patience, or desire to make anything easy for anyone, because there are only a select few people on this earth who ever make things easier for me.)
Vehicles:
You automobile tells a lot about you, sometimes it shows the world that you are a hard worker, sometimes it tells the world you are a raging douchebag...either way, accept it, embrace it. If you cant then I suggest you trade it in for something more "you" and shut the fuck up about it.
Also, there are some cars that, whether you can afford them or like them or not, you just shouldnt buy. Im not going to preach to you about hybrids, I dont own one, and though there are a few out there that I like, I have no plans on buying a hybrid anytime soon...because they are fucking expensive. BUT I understand and live by the concept that your car should fit you. Here is some insight to what I mean...
The following cars should ONLY be purchased and driven by girls:
Scion tC (if you're an asian male, then you qualify, otherwise, this is a fucking chick car, and its NOT as bad ass as people would like to think, get over yourselves tC owners...)
Toyota Corolla (the XRS is acceptable for men because its bad ass and if youre a girl and have an XRS, you fucking rock.)
Nissan Sentra
Nissan Versa
Honda Fit
Chevy Cobalt
VW Beetle
Ford Fiesta
Mitsubishi Lancer (Evolution model is okay for both genders)
any vehicle painted yellow
Audi TT
Dodge Caliber
Smart Car
Saturn Ion
Mazda Miata
Honda Civic Hybrid
Ford Focus hatchback
If you are a man, and drive any of the above vehicles....well, if you ever wonder why no one respects your vehicular presence, or you get laughed at on the road...thats why.
The following vehicles should never be purchased...at all.
Hummer.
There is no need for any citizen (including our douchebag governator) to drive a Hummer on the streets. terrible gas mileage, no one can properly park them, they are big ugly lumbering drones that ruin the environment, take up too much gasoline, and give the driver a false sense of strength and security. I actually had one bitch faced housewife say to me... "Careful...I drive a Hummer, I feel nothing, I'll flatten your car like a bug." To which I responded by saying "bitch please, in that giant hunk of shit?? You'd have to catch me first. You cant even see over the dash board well enough to park the damn thing in one parking space, and you think you could catch me?? HA"
This brings up another point, if you cant park it, if you can't see out of it, if you cant basically drive this vehicle daily without help or without pissing people off, YOU SHOULDNT OWN IT. See this is when I wish I could be the dictator of this fair country. I wouldnt rule people's lives in every detail, but there are certain things I wouldnt allow without good reason. For instance... if you are a single mother, with less than 3 kids... YOU DO NOT NEED A SUBURBAN, TAHOE, HUMMER, YUKON, ESCALADE, EXPEDITION, EXCURSION, SEQOIUA, OR ANY OTHER 8 CYLINDER FULL SIZED SUV. Quit fuckin lying.
First of all, unless you are towing a big ass boat, and I mean a BIG ASS BOAT, there is nothing a V8 can do that a V6 can't. Hell Ive seen 4 cylinder toyota pick ups pull some good heavy campers before with no problem. So dont gimme this shit about "oh I need it" no you dont. You dont want a minivan, fine, there are many SUV's that are roomy, economical, reliable, better on gas and better for the environment, as well as better on the patience of those you share the road with because there is nothing more annoying that a 5'2" woman trying to drive a landyacht sized suv in a parking lot with a line of cars behind her waiting for her to get the fuck out of the way.
Men, if you are short or little and buy a BIG TRUCK with BIG TIRES...all you are doing is drawing attention to how small you are. No one is impressed, no one t hinks youre a tough guy or a big man...the whole world looks at you and says "HA that hobbit is trying to make us believe he has a big penis! laugh at him!"
Also, guys, if you spend all kinds of time customizing your car so it is all loud and aggressive... news flash...you've acheived loud... but not aggressive. Its loud and abrasive, loud and obnoxious, loud and annoying.... but not aggressive. Congratulations on fooling yourself, but you havent fooled anybody else. You're fucking irritating, go away.
OH I did see something that, even though I was mildly disgusted, it was still funny...I was driving to work and I was behind this big ass giant Ford truck all lifted and had HUGE exaust pipes and stuff....and it had a sticker in the window that said "This truck eats Chevy's and shits out Pruis'" I couldnt help but laugh because there was a prius next to it. LOL I passed him quickly and left him in the dust (yay Honda Accord Coupe) but still, it was kinda funny.
Okay, so for those of you know think youre all big in the britches about your cars..let me give you some reality for a moment:
Infiniti G35: yes, we know your car is fast. Why is it every G35 I see i s driven by an asshole who has to be ahead of everyone, cut people off, and drive like a dick?
Honda Civic Owners: Its a fucking civic, not a race car...get over it.
Toyota Tacoma owners: Wise choice, good solid truck, but a surfer/college kid/hiker/nature guy driving a tacoma...what a shock... youre not original, quit playing.
Hybrid drivers: OKAY WE GET IT. ITS A HYBRID. STFU ABOUT IT ALREADY. HOORAY FOR YOU. (did you know that when the batteries are no longer usable, they do more damange to the environment in the disposal process than the average car does it its whole functioning life? yeah....suck on that.)
Full Sized Truck/SUV drivers: ....ok, that whole thing about "i have the right of way cuz Im bigger" mentality is fucking stupid. Cuz I dont care if your car is bigger than mine, Im not bowing down to you, Im not moving aside for you, Im not going to just let you cut me off and be okay with it, and Im not going to avoid a collision with you either. I will happily let you hit me, then call my lawyer, and drain for everything I can get, including your inurance company. Try me.
Jaguar drivers: your car company was bought out first by Ford, then by some company in India. Your car is now the equivilant of foreign tech support. Get over yourself.
Lexus owners: its just an over priced Toyota, quit playin.
Acura: WTF happened to Acura? they used to be classy and sexy...now they look like slanty flat toasters from the future....UGLY.
Subaru owners: Enjoy your hiking and nature walks, just don't get granola crumbs on me.
Ford Taurus owners: you bought a Ford Taurus... your opinion now means nothing, because you were too stupid to buy a GOOD car.
And now for the Auto makers: You people have done some great things, but you have also done some really stupid things, and some really UGLY things:
Ugliest Vehicles ever made:
(I encourage you to do a google image search of these cars, to see what Im talking about)
1. 2006 Subaru B9 Tribeca (nevermind the stupid and long name, the front end looks like it has Down's Syndrome)
2. Ford EXP
3. Mercedes Benz R-class. really? a van? an ugly van?
4. Subaru Baja (aka the Brat)
5. Pontiac Aztek
6. Toyota Venza
7. 2009 Acura TL
8. 2009 Nissan Murano
9. 2008 (an newer) Chrysler Sebring
10. 2006 (up to current) Honda Civic. (sorry, i know they are popular but I think they are ugly and the interior is equally as ugly, and I hate the two level instrument panel with the analog tachometer but digital speedometer, its just retarded and the steering wheel is oblong looking and only two spoke, its just GROSS.
This ends the rants on vehicular prowess. I know there are people who couldnt give a shit less about cars, to those people I say...suck it up, stay tuned, there will be more to share tomorrow. Yes, now that I have a job that doesnt relentlessly pound my brain with stupid things relating to work, I have some time toward the end of my shift to write a blog. I will do my best to post daily.
Peace in the Middle East, the Middle West, the Middle North, but not the Middle South....fuck them. LOL
:-)
I have broken this into categories to make it easy for you. (Dont expect this kind of special treatment on every blog, I dont always have the time, patience, or desire to make anything easy for anyone, because there are only a select few people on this earth who ever make things easier for me.)
Vehicles:
You automobile tells a lot about you, sometimes it shows the world that you are a hard worker, sometimes it tells the world you are a raging douchebag...either way, accept it, embrace it. If you cant then I suggest you trade it in for something more "you" and shut the fuck up about it.
Also, there are some cars that, whether you can afford them or like them or not, you just shouldnt buy. Im not going to preach to you about hybrids, I dont own one, and though there are a few out there that I like, I have no plans on buying a hybrid anytime soon...because they are fucking expensive. BUT I understand and live by the concept that your car should fit you. Here is some insight to what I mean...
The following cars should ONLY be purchased and driven by girls:
Scion tC (if you're an asian male, then you qualify, otherwise, this is a fucking chick car, and its NOT as bad ass as people would like to think, get over yourselves tC owners...)
Toyota Corolla (the XRS is acceptable for men because its bad ass and if youre a girl and have an XRS, you fucking rock.)
Nissan Sentra
Nissan Versa
Honda Fit
Chevy Cobalt
VW Beetle
Ford Fiesta
Mitsubishi Lancer (Evolution model is okay for both genders)
any vehicle painted yellow
Audi TT
Dodge Caliber
Smart Car
Saturn Ion
Mazda Miata
Honda Civic Hybrid
Ford Focus hatchback
If you are a man, and drive any of the above vehicles....well, if you ever wonder why no one respects your vehicular presence, or you get laughed at on the road...thats why.
The following vehicles should never be purchased...at all.
Hummer.
There is no need for any citizen (including our douchebag governator) to drive a Hummer on the streets. terrible gas mileage, no one can properly park them, they are big ugly lumbering drones that ruin the environment, take up too much gasoline, and give the driver a false sense of strength and security. I actually had one bitch faced housewife say to me... "Careful...I drive a Hummer, I feel nothing, I'll flatten your car like a bug." To which I responded by saying "bitch please, in that giant hunk of shit?? You'd have to catch me first. You cant even see over the dash board well enough to park the damn thing in one parking space, and you think you could catch me?? HA"
This brings up another point, if you cant park it, if you can't see out of it, if you cant basically drive this vehicle daily without help or without pissing people off, YOU SHOULDNT OWN IT. See this is when I wish I could be the dictator of this fair country. I wouldnt rule people's lives in every detail, but there are certain things I wouldnt allow without good reason. For instance... if you are a single mother, with less than 3 kids... YOU DO NOT NEED A SUBURBAN, TAHOE, HUMMER, YUKON, ESCALADE, EXPEDITION, EXCURSION, SEQOIUA, OR ANY OTHER 8 CYLINDER FULL SIZED SUV. Quit fuckin lying.
First of all, unless you are towing a big ass boat, and I mean a BIG ASS BOAT, there is nothing a V8 can do that a V6 can't. Hell Ive seen 4 cylinder toyota pick ups pull some good heavy campers before with no problem. So dont gimme this shit about "oh I need it" no you dont. You dont want a minivan, fine, there are many SUV's that are roomy, economical, reliable, better on gas and better for the environment, as well as better on the patience of those you share the road with because there is nothing more annoying that a 5'2" woman trying to drive a landyacht sized suv in a parking lot with a line of cars behind her waiting for her to get the fuck out of the way.
Men, if you are short or little and buy a BIG TRUCK with BIG TIRES...all you are doing is drawing attention to how small you are. No one is impressed, no one t hinks youre a tough guy or a big man...the whole world looks at you and says "HA that hobbit is trying to make us believe he has a big penis! laugh at him!"
Also, guys, if you spend all kinds of time customizing your car so it is all loud and aggressive... news flash...you've acheived loud... but not aggressive. Its loud and abrasive, loud and obnoxious, loud and annoying.... but not aggressive. Congratulations on fooling yourself, but you havent fooled anybody else. You're fucking irritating, go away.
OH I did see something that, even though I was mildly disgusted, it was still funny...I was driving to work and I was behind this big ass giant Ford truck all lifted and had HUGE exaust pipes and stuff....and it had a sticker in the window that said "This truck eats Chevy's and shits out Pruis'" I couldnt help but laugh because there was a prius next to it. LOL I passed him quickly and left him in the dust (yay Honda Accord Coupe) but still, it was kinda funny.
Okay, so for those of you know think youre all big in the britches about your cars..let me give you some reality for a moment:
Infiniti G35: yes, we know your car is fast. Why is it every G35 I see i s driven by an asshole who has to be ahead of everyone, cut people off, and drive like a dick?
Honda Civic Owners: Its a fucking civic, not a race car...get over it.
Toyota Tacoma owners: Wise choice, good solid truck, but a surfer/college kid/hiker/nature guy driving a tacoma...what a shock... youre not original, quit playing.
Hybrid drivers: OKAY WE GET IT. ITS A HYBRID. STFU ABOUT IT ALREADY. HOORAY FOR YOU. (did you know that when the batteries are no longer usable, they do more damange to the environment in the disposal process than the average car does it its whole functioning life? yeah....suck on that.)
Full Sized Truck/SUV drivers: ....ok, that whole thing about "i have the right of way cuz Im bigger" mentality is fucking stupid. Cuz I dont care if your car is bigger than mine, Im not bowing down to you, Im not moving aside for you, Im not going to just let you cut me off and be okay with it, and Im not going to avoid a collision with you either. I will happily let you hit me, then call my lawyer, and drain for everything I can get, including your inurance company. Try me.
Jaguar drivers: your car company was bought out first by Ford, then by some company in India. Your car is now the equivilant of foreign tech support. Get over yourself.
Lexus owners: its just an over priced Toyota, quit playin.
Acura: WTF happened to Acura? they used to be classy and sexy...now they look like slanty flat toasters from the future....UGLY.
Subaru owners: Enjoy your hiking and nature walks, just don't get granola crumbs on me.
Ford Taurus owners: you bought a Ford Taurus... your opinion now means nothing, because you were too stupid to buy a GOOD car.
And now for the Auto makers: You people have done some great things, but you have also done some really stupid things, and some really UGLY things:
Ugliest Vehicles ever made:
(I encourage you to do a google image search of these cars, to see what Im talking about)
1. 2006 Subaru B9 Tribeca (nevermind the stupid and long name, the front end looks like it has Down's Syndrome)
2. Ford EXP
3. Mercedes Benz R-class. really? a van? an ugly van?
4. Subaru Baja (aka the Brat)
5. Pontiac Aztek
6. Toyota Venza
7. 2009 Acura TL
8. 2009 Nissan Murano
9. 2008 (an newer) Chrysler Sebring
10. 2006 (up to current) Honda Civic. (sorry, i know they are popular but I think they are ugly and the interior is equally as ugly, and I hate the two level instrument panel with the analog tachometer but digital speedometer, its just retarded and the steering wheel is oblong looking and only two spoke, its just GROSS.
This ends the rants on vehicular prowess. I know there are people who couldnt give a shit less about cars, to those people I say...suck it up, stay tuned, there will be more to share tomorrow. Yes, now that I have a job that doesnt relentlessly pound my brain with stupid things relating to work, I have some time toward the end of my shift to write a blog. I will do my best to post daily.
Peace in the Middle East, the Middle West, the Middle North, but not the Middle South....fuck them. LOL
:-)
Guess who's back...
What up yo!
After some time off I have decided to return to my blogging because it makes me happy. I have much to share with you. My opinions are renewed, my tolerance for bullshit has almost completely vanished, and Im living a whole new life. Interested? Want to know more? Stay tuned...
I am also going to be selling my blog ad space. Yes, I am going to be bugging people to click the ads again. After hitting so much opposition from people that I would think wouldve been supprtive, I stopped and look at that, no more money from google. This is simply unacceptable. I am going to be talking to people individually about committing to a once a day visit, where you take 30 seconds out of your day, to help me survive. Its easy, all you do is go to my blog, and click the google ads on my page. Once the new window opens...look at it for like..3 to 5 seconds... then close it. Thats it. No viruses, no spam, no signing up to anything....just click, view, close, and I get paid by google. No gimmicks, no scams... but I need your help people. I need people to click those ads. I know were all busy, i know we have lives and jobs and class and pets and kids and coccaine habits and parties to go to, but all I ask is take 40 seconds out of your day to help me. I might be a friend, I might be a stranger, I might be your long lost relative... would it even matter? Help a fellow human who is struggling out.
Okay, enough of the begging for help... on to the opening of my brain and spilling of its contents:
After some time off I have decided to return to my blogging because it makes me happy. I have much to share with you. My opinions are renewed, my tolerance for bullshit has almost completely vanished, and Im living a whole new life. Interested? Want to know more? Stay tuned...
I am also going to be selling my blog ad space. Yes, I am going to be bugging people to click the ads again. After hitting so much opposition from people that I would think wouldve been supprtive, I stopped and look at that, no more money from google. This is simply unacceptable. I am going to be talking to people individually about committing to a once a day visit, where you take 30 seconds out of your day, to help me survive. Its easy, all you do is go to my blog, and click the google ads on my page. Once the new window opens...look at it for like..3 to 5 seconds... then close it. Thats it. No viruses, no spam, no signing up to anything....just click, view, close, and I get paid by google. No gimmicks, no scams... but I need your help people. I need people to click those ads. I know were all busy, i know we have lives and jobs and class and pets and kids and coccaine habits and parties to go to, but all I ask is take 40 seconds out of your day to help me. I might be a friend, I might be a stranger, I might be your long lost relative... would it even matter? Help a fellow human who is struggling out.
Okay, enough of the begging for help... on to the opening of my brain and spilling of its contents:
April 28, 2010
say goodbye
well, this has been a nice adventure, but clearly no one reads this anymore. SO this is my blogging goodbye. maybe someday if I have more people who give a shit... I will return. Until then I can be found on Facebook. facebook.com/805Andru
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